Are you guys ready for the best comedy of the year?
That fat bitch ends up fucking a nigger
Why don't the people that make movie posters ever put the names of the actors in the order that they appear on the poster?
>>28830230
I want to see a movie about how to be single for a robot
Act I
>Fade in
>Robot playing CoD (because normie movie producers fucking suck)
>Use an empty mountain dew bottle as a pisser
>Mom brings up tendies, asks what friends are doing
>"Oh everyone's busy mom
>Weep silently, masturbate, go to bed as the sun rises
>When will it end?
Act II
>Sit on random websites
>Read about PUA and self-improvement
>Get amped up and decide to go out
>Take first shower in 2 weeks
>Put on jeans and collared shirt from Target
>Go out
>Sit in bar awkwardly, too scared to even order a drink
>Decide to approach group of girls
>Spill spaghetti
>Girls laugh and immediately get whisked away by Chads
>Walk home in defeat
Act III
>Back at home
>Look at pictures of old schoolmates with their jobs, girlfriends, and smiles
>Look through old yearbooks when you were last happy
>Decide it's time
>Get Dad's gun from the den
>Temple or mouth? Temple
>Pull trigger
fin
>>28831491
While more accurate for sure (and satisfying from a realist standpoint), it won't make as many shekels as this trainwreck will because it will push:
>Muh strong independent wymyn
>Muh need no man, but I can fuck Chad Thundercock flavor of the day
>Will likely end with 'finding love' or whatever that bullshit meme is
Normies will eat it up and say "lelelelel, like so relatable. I've been so for for 2 whole weeks!"
Meanwhile we continue to rot on r9k.
>>28831640
Which is why I would want this movie to be out there.
I'm not a great writer as evidenced by the brief overview of the movie but at the very least it would make the normies who watch it uncomfortable. It's a pain and loneliness that many cannot even comprehend, let alone empathize
>>28831279
Because some actors are more famous, get paid more and their contracts dictate that their names are written first. But in the posters those same people are usually at the center of the photo.
