Ask a robot who is 7'4" anything.
I'm just enjoying some nigger crispies and my hand in comparison.
You play in the NBA?
>>28829575
Nope. I am a NEET.
>>28829381
how big is your penis?
this is an original comment
how do you deal with the reality that your lifespan is going to be noticeably shorter?
are you taking anything for your gland problem?
has anyone tried to ever fight you?
would you be friends with a manlet if he was cool and just wanted to be your little bro
GOD THAT MUST BE SO COOL
You basically don't have to work ever. You'll always be able to find some shtick to keep yourself employed. Bodyguard, attention grabber, salesman, ect.
You're basically like a model, except you don't have to stay pretty or keep in shape. I'm so jealous ;_;
How can someone that tall not have had at least one NBA contract? Even a pajeet that size got one for a couple of mil while playing in the development league
>>28829829
That's not that cool as he's going to live 10-15 years less than average person.
>>28829691
9 inches. It is average compared to my size.
>>28829789
In high school, I had a 5'4" friend. Sure.
I was picked on until I got buff over the summer in high school and kicked a faggot's ass viciously. Got expelled. Mostly physical bullying and remarks about my stature.
>>28829829
It is fun to tower over Chad, but Stacey doesn't want the lank abomination in her. Hence being a hand holdless, hugless kv.
>>28829879
I am really not doing anything with my life,.so I really don't mind the fast ride.
Do you have any space between your teeth?
Do you have a hard time maintaining an erection?
Any notable health issues you can identify?
>>28829974
I can't walk sometimes, am.too physically weak to move sometimes, and weigh 160 lbs, very underweight.
>>28830187
why don't you gain weight and go join wwe and make millions of dollars you cunt
you're squandering your genetic gift
>>28830187
The size of your hand is unsettling.
>>28830187
do you have fkn marfan's syndrome
best of luck you seem cool op :^)
>>28829381
can you teach me how to be 7 foot tall?
>>28829935
9 fucking inches? I'm not gay, but I've gotta see this monster. Post your dick NOW
>>28829381
I'm 6'7" or 6'8". Nothing worse than being a tall robot. Even your own room is uncomfortable. You can't take a bath, you can't fit in a car, you can't walk through doorways without worrying you will injure your head and neck some day.
You have smart asses asking if you play basketball all the time, implying that you are wasting your height like it is some kind of gift. It's a curse. There is no where to hide or blend in, and kids always seem to be spooked by you in stores (actually that's not a bad thing because I don't really like kids anyway.)
is this your sock? it turned up all by itself in my laundry today
>>28829935
>I was picked on until I got buff over
Sure you did treeman
>>28829935
>It is average compared to my size
Height has something to do with penis size?
I'm 5'10 and my dick is 8 inches..
Go be a pro wrestler, you fucking idiot. People will pay you millions to pretend fight
>>28830751
He meant in comparison to his height retard.
>>28830187
7-4 160? Damn that's thin.
>>28830187
I'm a 5'7" trap do you wanna fug me??
>>28830765
Chill the fuck out m8
That still doesn't make sense to me.
>>28830751
Size typically dictates proportions. It'd be like if he was 7'4" and had your tiny 5'10" hands, of course he's going to have bigger shit.
>>28830762
Tall guys are no longer en vogue. They will boo him and mock him like they did Great Khali. It's hard to get the coordination to be a really good wrestler with long limbs. People don't seem to understand a little thing called torque. It's why pushing a door from the hinge side is harder than pushing it from the handle side.
>>28830794
shit like this makes me hate being a manlet. even the scraps want chad
>>28830811
Yeah it does idiot
>Very tall guy with a big penis
>looks average
>tiny guy with big penis
>looks fucking huge
Requesting timestamp
am I really the first one to request this?
>>28830856
he doesn't have a 9" penis retard, if he's 160lbs and is very weak, with bad blood flow, you honestly believe it's 9"?
try 3"
being that tall doesn't mean your heart is proportionate
>>28830835
Except I never took hormones or anything like that, and I was born looking like a cute girl with a penis. You're just a manlet
>>28830820
Thanks.
>>28830856
Thanks, but be less a faggot.
>>28830897
If he has a disorder where his organs grow large, would that not grow his penis?
>>28830897
Yeah, because it's more easier to believe he's actually 7'4 right?
>>28830856
pretty sure there's very little/no correlation between height and penis size.
>>28830905
>Hons picking on manlets
Sure, you're a perfect girl with a dick without taking hormones.
I pass extremely well, but there's no way I could without Spiro. Post pics.
>>28830922
How about you use you're fucking head next time?
>>28830927
No ones talking about correlation. We're talking about size relativity.
>>28830905
>I was born looking like a cute girl with a penis
not really. Unless you took hormones before puberty you will look like an ugly woman at best
>>28830905
>cute girl
Kek
God damn, why are all traps such mental cases.
![manute-bol-muggsy-bogues[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Can8iAm.jpg "manute-bol-muggsy-bogues[1].jpg")
>>28830187
Manute Bol was 7'7" and 200 lbs. How do yo get skinnier that that man?
>>28830923
his heart ISN'T proportionate. If his heart was it literally wouldn't work.
His circulatory system is fucked. He will die young just like based Andre the giant.
You people want to be some 10foot tall monster, but you don't understand how the human body works.
His basal metabolic rate is sky high, unless he's eating 24/7 he's going to starve his body. Simple tasks like walking use up so much energy, he will be lethargic and weak all the time
>>28830987
I'm 6'8" 240. I know about being tall and large. I don't have to eat that much though. I do probably eat more sugary snacks than I should. I have a weakness for Oatmeal Cream Pies and cereal like Golden Grahams.
I don't eat much more than 2K calories per day. Sometimes lower.
>>28830713
pls op pls
>>28831034
>I don't eat much more than 2K calories per day. Sometimes lower.
It is so easy to over eat if you aren't tracking your calories.
Also,post drivers license as proof
>>28831061
he's lying you dipshit. Who wouldn't want to show off a 9 incher? Thats literal god tier size
>>28831066
What would a driver's license prove? I just tell them what my height and weight are there just like I do online.
>>28831088
Why does everyone with a big unit have to want to show it off?
>>28831104
A drivers license has your height and weight on it.
Unless you're lying, I don't see what the problem is
>>28830956
yeah, i probably should have responded to >>28830751
>>28831132
8.5" hereand yes, I measure properly
I get off on humiliating smaller guys, but after I'm done I tenderly love them
>>28830926
I believe he is 7'4" just from the size of his hands. He must have some form of giantism.
>>28831164
>no timestamp
how do you know it's his hand?
Also, my cock is not special. Not going to take a pictue of that.
>>28831146
They don't weigh you and measure you at the driver's license department, at least not in my state. Why would I show an ID on this board of all places? I'm not that desperate for validation. You can believe my height and weight or not. I won't care if you think I'm really 5'2" and 98 lbs.
>>28831197
>9"
>not special
post a timestamp of hand like I said in>>28831182
>>28830987
le big issue with le tall man meme is blood flow to brain. dick should work and grow fine unless there are other disorders involved. of course there's a hormone problem if he's that fucking tall, so everything is affected, but you're on the wrong track. he's lethargic (read: mentally retarded) because his brain doesn't develop right. he should be stronger though and it's not a linear increase in how much food he needs, most people eat way more than enough.
manlets die from heart problems more often than taller folks afaik. it's usually cancer or immune system shit with big guy 4 u.
>>28831228
>these people are the ones giving you advice on r9k
not even gonna bother, this is probably bait.
>>28831182
Timie stamppo XDDD
>>28831264
Now hold a spoon, I wanna see what a spoon looks like in your hand!
>>28831228
pituitary gland tumors can cause both giantism and Cushings disease, which increases your cortisol and stunts dick growth somewhat.
>>28831326
Don't HOLD requests from the thread guys. Anything else to hold?
Also, why is everyone arguing about my cock? I am a virgin so I never think about it.
>>28831369
Well considering cortisol directly correlates with estrogen, it doesn't surprise me
>>28831414
virgins are pretty pathetic though you should agree.
>>28831414
Uhh, a tv remote, a ruler?
Do you have one of those deep, booming giant people voices?
Post a full pic with you standing up next to something for comparison
Blur your face if you want
>>28831414
hold your hard cock
>>28831441
Kind of. My voice is deep, and vocaroo threads get hard over it. Unlike them, I can't get hard, as I fapped four times today and can't get it up for you bois.
>>28831447
Read above.
>>28831444
I am a phone poster. No third person view is possible.
>>28831436
Alrighty. Coming up.
>>28831414
How old are you? Are you close to wizard status? Manlets will have a lot of bullshit to throw at you about being a virgin at that height. They don't seem to understand other factors are at play besides height. Besides, anything over 6'4" is overkill as far as meeting female height requirements for any girl that isn't a volleyball or basketball player.
>>28831566
I am 24. I am mostly a virgin from crippling autism.
Here's that remote someone requested.
>>28831534
You could use a mirror and then mirror it in a photo editor, but I don't think they make them tall enough for that method to work.
What's your IQ + post face
>>28831566
you can fix autism, you can't fix height
>>28829381
What's the height if the shortest friend you've ever had?
What size shoe are you?
>>28831414
refferig to this anon>>28831683
post shoe size and pic of feet
>>28831609
put a quarter on your palm
Go to Japan and fight Mothra
>>28831650
> you can fix autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUrseEzCjgg
>>28831662
My last friend was 5'10". My shortest friend was 5'4" and was my age at the time.
I wear size 17 shoes. Picture soon.
>>28831752
this originalehjk
>>28831762
might as well kill yourself if it's that severe, we all know most "autist"s here are just a little bit off socially
man that sucks I'm 6'4" and it would be nice to be a couple inches shorter at least
How much would I have to pay you to choke me out?
Here is my point of view from my eyes.
Door frames are 7'0", the area you fit into is 6'8"
>>28831609
You're literally the size of Andre the Giant. I'm serious about the WWE thing. You'd get midwestern qt wrestling fangirls just from your status.
What's holding you back from gaining weight and getting stronger?
>>28831886
god I can't believe so many retards fell for the bait in this thread
Quarter?
Here you go anonynski.
>>28831877
where do you live originally
>>28831912
>What's holding you back from gaining weight and getting stronger?
literally his height, and the probable klinefelters/marfans
>>28831927
I believe you now
Eat more tall anon
Buy a burger or something
>>28831798
...why? i'm taller than you and have never wished to be shorter. dunno if it's just where i live, but i've never had issues with doors/cars/people staring. my height is basically a non-issue.
>>28829381
>tfw no 7'4" giant bf
>>28831963
There are plenty of heavy fuckhuge wrestlers around his height. It would be a pain in the ass gaining 140lbs, and would probably take like two years, but it's something that you can passively do while continuing to shitpost on /r9k/ all day.
>>28831927
How does a guitar even fit in your hands anon? I see you've got an amp there, but most electric guitar necks feel small even in my hands, and yours are way bigger, isn't it uncomfortable to actually use the fret board?
>>28831913
How about you bite my bait, faggot.
I am jew'd though.
>>28832065
>9"
lmfao, are you measuring from your asshole
>>28832090
I told you, it looks smaller on me.
>>28832116
put a quarter on it. also we never really got proof that you're 7'4
you must have some documentation somewhere,everybody does
>>28832144
I went flaccid. Can't do that now.
:')
>>28832164
why are you dodging my wrestling questions you fuck
>>28832164
how convenient for you
also, post actual proof you are in fact 7'4
>>28829381
Post ass, faggot
>>28832062
Picture is guitar neck.
>>28832180
Ask question(s) about it or backlink me to the question pls.
>>28832193
Not that gay. If I were a fag, I would be the one fucking a trap.
>>28832186
How? Post a picture of me in a mirror that I don't have? All I can do is post my gigantism. Tell me how to prove and I can try to do.
>>28832279
Drivers license, picture of your shoe size (yes actual pic of shoe)
>>28832279
Forgot to add image.
Oregan shooter comment
>>28832090
with nothing for scale you wouldn't know how big it is
nice dick breh
>>28832327
Shit man, that doesn't look comfy at all, but I'm guessing it's got a pretty big neck anyway, because smaller guitars look that way to me at points. How do you go with shit like bending or vibrato? Seems like it would be difficult to pull off reliably with those leverages.
What sort of guitar btw?
>>28832327
My hands look exactly the same on my guitar. I don't think you're really 7'4
>>28832366
It is cut, so that deducts tons of good dick points.
Someone said to post shoes, but I can't find them anywhere in my shit fuck room.
And with my guitar, it is pretty big, butI have no idea what the rest of what you said, since I only have two guitars for no reason.
Picture is my foot if that helps with the foot size stuff.
>>28832533
>n-no I can't prove my height because of ??
>n-no I can't measure my dick because I can't get hard
>n-no I can't show my shoe size because I can't find my shoes
>o-oh do my hands look normal while holding my guitar? y-yeah it's a custom made XXL guitar that I can't tell you the name of
good thread guys
Post a full-bodied pic of you standing next to something, cross out your face if you'd like
>>28832628
this, but he won't do it for some reason.
>>28832628
I'll try to find a way. No mirrors are big enough to show my entire body.
>>28832596
I did get hard. Look in the thread and bite my "bait". I never said it was custom made, and it is hard to prove I am my height when I can't even take a picture of my entire body.
Picture us me standing up by my NEET den.
>>28832704
these pictures mean nothing, I can do the same thing with forced perspective with my fucking iphone
Reminder that being a 7'4" freak is still infinitely better than being a sub 5'8" male
>>28831161
>tfw nobody to bully me and then love me, making me feel so physically safe and emotionally wanted.
Anon, are you buff and where do you live desu famalam?
>>28832846
I'm buff but it's all roids. Stopped being natural 1.5 years in. I have houses all over the place, odds are I am near you.
>>28832879
Perfect. Come visit san diego.
>>28832957
Haha, wait so you aren't freaked out that I use roids? All right, sick.
Honest question OP, do you have contempt for manlets?
Bonus question: When will they learn?
>>28832994
Why would I be freaked out? Clearly its the look some people go for, and some people like. Get as big as you want, just dont die on me =]
why big guy delete this?
>>28832994
Also its pretty common in the gay community. I know tons of dudes that juice / gear. Its just kinda normal for some cliques.
>>28833090
because he got called out for lying about his weiner size
>>28831264
>>28830187
your hands dont seem that big, i can hold a coke can like that and my thumb almost touching my finger
>>28832704
Dude, since you're a neet, I know exactly what you need
You need an angry mean manlet friend. someone who understands the manlet psyche and will devise plans for you to fully use your height to it's whole extent.
If you started doing some mischief you could be some big deal so why stay neet when you can literally make more than you need just for being huge
