What are you drinking tonight to help dull the pain /r9k/?
Your mothers pussy juice
>>28828977
nothing gonna take some lsd with my cousin
>>28829003
FPBP XDDDDDDDDDD
>>28829014
That's sounds like way more fun, good on ya.
>>28829064
my only issue is the day after tripping i feel like shit, and im going to a concert tomorrow
some boxed wine
>>28829081
Not enough to dose both days?
beringer white zinfandel with ice because i'm a woman : ^ )
Bacardi Gold and Lagunitas Lucky 13
also listening to the quintessential thrash metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcfIGok1mMI
Jack and coke
>BEER DUDE LOL
cheers to sam, hate trips but you got taste
>>28829225
olde english is legit
and thanks, metal is my life
time for some grindcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEJ0upyanKk
>>28828977
Whiskey.
Feeling kinda depressed tonight.
>>28829118
15 a tab and im already paying for my cousin so idk if i wanna get another, and be fucked up two days in a row.
JACK IN MY SACK, BOIIIII
>>28829254
oh i meant the booze man, i know you an old e feller. more of a punk dude soz
Fuck yeah, let's get the good times flowing.
/r9k/ party thread!
Please show your virginity to the man at the door, he'll let you in.
Drink more, chill out.
>>28829311
ah ok then
I wish I had some better rum, but Bacardi will do
>>28829510
i got captain morgan out of the blue and i really like that over white rum. vodka is still my norm, usually compared to white rum, but i just cant deal with white rum. too sweet? idk what they do to it. i'd drink more but ive got shit to do tomorrow so, til the next /bump while drunk/
Samuel Adams Cold snap
2/10, not worth it, fell for the fucking seasonal bullshit YET AGAIN
>>28829064
I miss the orange blobs
;-;
>>28829632
>Samuel Adams
Nigga you fucked up at step one. If you're going seasonal pick up some fucking Lagunitas or some shit.
>>28829673
Miss you too~
>>28829408
>presents v card
a-am I allowed in?
>>28829685
Lagunitas is one of my favorite beers. But I pass by that aisle several times a week because my job and I keep seeing it.
Nag, nag, nag, until I buy it.
I bought some "hard orange" beer like that a month or two ago. It was one of the most vile, disgusting thing I have tasted.
coke
i find sweet things to be great for anxiety or just improving my mood
>>28829704
EO4 was a mistake.
>>28829710
Welcome friend!
>2 drink minimum strictly enforced.
>>28829762
A minimum! I like this place already, thanks friend I'm starting on my second drink now
>>28829749
Put some rum in there and i'd let you touch my lady peen.
Alcohol is bad desu!
>>28829960
speak english you fucking fag
Ya'll have some that Laphroaig?
Shit tastes and smells like a tire fire.
>>28829960
I know that. We all know that.
![12051[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EWZtbE.jpg "12051[1].jpg")
This with some bitters.
>>28829960
Oh yeah? Wanna fight about it?
>>28830147
cute bottle
>>28830286
It's pretty neat, I'll probably save it.
>>28830326
i like those angles, and the little cloth at the top looks like a cute stocking
>>28829629
I dislike Captain Morgan. my favorite rum has to be Mount Gay, it's really smooth
>>28828977
H2O
I like the pain. It reminds me I'm alive.
>I take a deep breath
>Realize I will never mate or breed
>Smile knowing I'm alone
>Laugh knowing I'm free
>I sip from my bottle
>Tasteless
>Just like normie society
>Colorless
>Just like my skin from the absence of the Sun
>Refreshing
>Just like the enlightenment I feel as I understand that THIS is true happiness. and all else is a mental illusion.
Does getting drunk really numb the pain for you anons? I've tried, but I don't change, apart from the usual effects of alcohol.
I also don't feel like going black out drunk. Might as well sleep. You're not there when you're alseep aswell.
What's the point if it doesn't do anything?
I need more cute anime girls.getting boozed up.
I'll be honest that's the only reason I'm here.
I had a nice IPA earlier. I have a bottle of New Amsterdam Orange Vodka that I just started. I usually drink the peach but orange is my second favorite. I don't want to be "that guy" to the people who own the liquor stores around me that comes in once or twice a week and buys the exact same bottle.
>>28830490
Delivering booze tits
>>28830490
This one's for you famalam.
what pills pair nicely with booze? 25mg of ambien has been in my stomach for about 20 minutes and I've got a few dozen or so of various brews from the other night.
I can already see the text on the screen sliding around. I also have some jager that I've been keeping in the freezer for a few months now. dare I take a shot? don't normally mix pills and booze but if so many cool people died just by overdosing then I might as well see what all the fuss is about.
so what are some good cocktail of pills to chase down with pitch black stout?
>>28830780
>what pills pair nicely with booze?
Opiates. Vicodin in particular.
Very hard on your body though, you could die if you over do it.
Water with alka-seltzer
>>28830936
>>28830441
What the fuck kind of shut in's are you, get fucking plastered you fucks
>>28830780
When I was 17 I took a few ambien and decided to drink some vodka that I had in a water bottle hidden in my closet. I couldn't taste the vodka and I thought my mom had found it and replaced it with water. I drank the whole 6 shots or so and then backed out. I decided to walk my dog at 2 am. I remember a few moments of it.
Ambien an booze is probably a bad combo.
>>28831116
clonzapam+booze feels nice for a little while but you're gonna pass out faster than you think
>>28830936
thats cool but why are you in a boozehound thread?
Natty Ice. Whatever.
>>28830490
Got u son
Some of this delicious stuff
>>28831483
Never had this but I like the art desu.
drinking UV blue. chasing it with bud light
rum, more rum, and more rum.
might run out and get ciggies before Im too drunk to function
>>28828977
double cup
![[naisho] PriPara - 13 [F78A4FB2].mkv_snapshot_01.15_[2016.05.26_01.44.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z607brL.jpg "[naisho] PriPara - 13 [F78A4FB2].mkv_snapshot_01.15_[2016.05.26_01.44.55].jpg")
I just finished the 12th beer, first time I have ever done this. I have a problem . I get to do unpaid overtime tomorrow in six hours and its going to be fucking horrible. I legitimately feel like hurting myself during work. Baby, please kill me.
I am going to fuck laala.
>>28831892
It's okay baby. How many hours do you have to work?
>>28831929
I am going to arrive late and leave early. I dont give a fuck, eight.
>>28831955
dubs checked
You're not getting paid at all? Or you aren't getting overtime pay? Sounds like bs either way
![2016-04-14 05_44_22-[naisho] PriPara - 10 [67798AD6].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/IrbqH64.jpg "2016-04-14 05_44_22-[naisho] PriPara - 10 [67798AD6].mkv.png")
>>28831978
I get to "leave early!!!" some other day. The joke is that I already left early all fucking week, and will do so tomorrow too.
>>28831998
Fuck it senpai. Cheers. Hope your day goes well. Remember to drink water before bed
>>28828977
Seagram's Gin
>every morning I say today will be the day I quit drinking
>even get a calendar and plan to mark down the days I don't drink
>all ready three deep tonight
>>28832100
Reading that made my gut hurt.
>want to get drunk
>liquor store closed
>kinda broke right now
>every time I get drunk I end up bothering people online and they end up removing me
>>28832138
me too man. me too.
originality
>drunk as shit
>Sophie is no longer taking her social anxiety drug
>doing shit for herself
why am I watching this
>>28832171
>>28832138
good luck anons
alcoholism is no joke, just got to take a day at a time
>>28828977
The only alcohol that helps.
![2016-05-26 02_04_47-[naisho] PriPara - 13 [F78A4FB2].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/9o42BSo.jpg "2016-05-26 02_04_47-[naisho] PriPara - 13 [F78A4FB2].mkv.png")
asdfascvawefg
Masterrace coming trough.
Good night, friends. I will tell you tomorrow if I still have a job. I feel it coming in the air.
>tfw captchas get harder to solve the drunker you get
feelsdisorientatedman
>>28832476
rats are cute!
>>28832466
I'll look for you in the nightly drinking thread, good luck
>>28832488
thanks anon, I think so too
original
>>28832238
Jesus that's a horrendous design.
>>28832476
>keep clicking images
>they keep reappearing
>>28832512
Thats an old design. You would not have said that when it was current.
>>28832514
Use Recapisce V1
>>28832551
shit ill have start doing this, clinking unsolvable gets annoying
>>28832566
Yea. Its getting brutal.
>click all "rivers"
>shows seas
>expects you to click THIRTEEN IMAGES
>>28832527
Maybe not but it's a clear Bud Light rip off, and that was a shit design to begin with too. Also what the fuck does 'best premium' mean? It's like calling it Miller Great Fantastic
jesus christ women are so fucking stupid my girlfriend is so fucking stupid. pourring another fucking glass holy fuck fucking idiots fuck
Last drops of some Seagram's 7 whiskey and some wine Istole
so drinkbots how many drinks are you in right now?
I think I'm about 5-6 shots in, and Im about to go grab some more
mineral water and klonopin for me tonight
i've already been drunk 3 times this week.. i think i should quit
>>28832612
at least you have one
>>28832649
4 strong ones so far, the usual
Sailor Jerrys mostly, its on sale at walmart :)
I think im 6-7 shots in, just killed a corona.
>tfw finally significantly intoxicated
feels fucking good anons
>>28832929
not their yet lad, too tired to get fully lit
>>28832929
>tfw drinking hard liquor for the first time in months
I was feeling the whiskey after one shot. Fuckin incredible.
>>28832966
I wish I could do this. Takes half a handle at this point.
Don't end up like me.
>>28832966
yeah spirits hit me pretty hard
thats why I like them better than beer and wine
sucks that it takes so much t get me there
sorry liver but my brain needs this
Shit, my 5th is about to run out.
Hold me guys. I am too drunk make my car take me to the store.
tecates and bacardi i think that how you spell em,wetback neet here
>>28833029
No offense but I'm so excited about it BECAUSE it took me half a handle to feel even a buzz at one point. Not drinking for even a little over 24 hours does wonders for my tolerance at this point. You gotta get on the wagon if only intermittently senpai.
![Autism1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wBq8YAI.jpg "Autism1[1].jpg")
>>28828977
luksusowa potato vodka, cause potato meme.
But in all seriousness, 4 more months till I turn 28.
Been a long road growing up retarded and the worst has yet to come. Each day I work on becoming a better person, and each day I become more self aware.
I wish I could bring back the hatred, I'ts still there but I can no longer cling to it like I once did for I now know how misplaced it really is.
Please robots, never stop hating because the pain can get worse, oh so much worse.
>>28833128
I need to get on your ride.
I'm not as bad as I used to be, but it still takes my quite a bit to be feelin it.
>>28833147
if you want to get your tolerance down, try taking some DXM or Memantine
nmda antagonists are usually used for stim and opiate tolerance, but they work for pretty much anything
>>28828977
My grandma also drinks that bottom shelf vodka.
Better than drinking out of plastic though I suppose.
johnny red cut with soda water
slowly killing myself while patiently waiting for my parents to die so I can end it for good.
>>28833280
soon my friend
nothing for the third day in a row.
for the first time in 9 years. wish me luck, this sucks ass.
>>28833318
pls make it anon, seriously. Alcohol is the devils piss and us fuckers are addicted to it.
>>28828977
Olde English.
Aleister Crowley was one of the the first people to attempt to climb K2 in 1902, he only reached an altitude of 20,000 feet before turning back.
>>28832649
I'm over half way through a bottle of 35% abv vodka and I had a 22oz of 6.9% abv beer. It's only 12:18 so I can probably kill most of this bottle. I don't have to wake up until like 9:30 today. When I drink a whole 5th I usually have a bad headache the next day though.
>>28833391
pic related
Karakoram.
>>28833420
is that crowley? i thought he was fat
>>28833465
He was fat and bald later on in life.
>>28833331
I wont make it past tomorrow. I need it.
>tfw got to piss every 5 damn minutes
also anons remember to draink a shit ton of water if you want to avoid a hangover
mainlining as much heroin as possible and killing myself
>>28834755
I';ve heard that oding on heroin is actually pretty peaceful
not condoning suicide but anon if you really feel that there's nothing left, at least there's that
