this preschool teacher messaged me this afternoon on tinder out of nowhere. what do i do now? i bought myself some time
post entire convo.
>>28828378
looks kinda young to be a teacher but idk, maybe she's like an assistant or something and she just said she's a legit teacher
it doesn't look like you need help t b h
so post the whole convo or why you feel like you need help
>>28828378
Administer a lethal dose of morphine.
>>28828378
Ask her to dinner
>>28828635
should i call her m'lady to be polite/quirky and nonthreatenig?
>>28828549
>kinda young to be a teacher
He said preschool. Pretty common for them to have younger teachers.
Run like hell they're all crazy.
Preschool teachers are truly insane! All of them.
Spending 8 hours a day surrounded only by children takes a toll on you.
>>28828549
The standards to be a preschool teacher are shockingly low
You can do it with a 2 year in my state but most states all you need is a high school diploma or less
>>28828659
DO U WANT 2 DIE ALONE M8???
>>28828712
Especially if she's like a resource/special ed teacher
>Be in 2nd grade
>Have to go deliver letter to 1st grade special ed teacher
>Walk into room
>The room smells of a particular smell; a weird mix of spit, poop and that little kid smell
>It's louder than a football stadium during the super bowl
>Kids running left and right throwing shit everywhere
>No actual verbal utterances are made-just weird sounds and the occasional POO POO PEE PEE
>Go to teacher's desk
>She's just dead inside with this eerie smile on her face that's not normal of a happy person
>She's in a constant state of telling the kids to be quiet in a calm voice that's probably not received by a single student
>She looks as though she took a leisurely walk through the vietnam jungle and back
>Leave the room and never return
Hit it then quit it. She doesnt make enough to be wife material.
Get close to her so you can get some sweet preschool pussy.
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>>28829164
This post reminded me of Mrs. Puff for some reason.
>>28828378
Are you her student?
>>28828378
Here's a kindergarten teacher. She fucked over 300 guys just in high school.
>>28830092
One on the left did. Other is insane also
>>28828378
take her on a date? might as well give her a try. maybe you two can bang even if it goes nowhere else.
