>be 21
>go to doctor
>symptoms are dull rectal pain and satiety
>doctor fingers my asshole for exam
>tells me cancer isnt even on his list of prognosis
>im a hypochondriac and have bad anxiety problems so just because he said the word cancer im freaking out
>as he tells me goodbye he says good luck
What did he mean by this?
>>28825187
you just wanted your ass fingered faggot
>>28825214
desu everyone says it hurts but it only hurt because he was trying to figure out what was causing the pain
definitely not worried about prostate exam if I make it to that checkpoint in life
Are you a mentally handicapped? Serious question.
I don't really think he needed to finger your ass. He just thought you were cute, man. You or your insurer payed a lot of money for a strange man with a lot of degrees to stick his finger in your butthole.
>>28825187
Sometimes its just obvious what you've been up to. Stop trying to make it sound like you didn't bring it on yourself
>>28825237
the prostate exam is literally fucking nothing
the doctor just puts your finger in your anus for like 3 seconds to see if your prostate feels healthy and then hell pull it out and tell you its healthy
its fucking nothing
source;
i had one at MEPs
>>28825187
>tfw health anxiety
>hypochondriac
He meant good luck with that. Unless you have a family history of people in your family dying at a young age from cancer, it's not cancer. You're probably having spasms from doing nothing but sitting on your ass all day shitposting.
>>28825316
You should be honored that such a distinguished finger guided its way into your rectum.
>>28825187
>are dull rectal pain and satiety
...AIDS?
OP Here,
didn't think I shitposting would come back to bite me in the ass no pun intended....
>>28826011
Sheet
It's a set up
>tfw been fighting with hypochondria for the past 15 years
>tfw still have multiple relapses a year despite never being sicker than a common cold
>>28826117
>get sick with anything
>think it's cancer
FML
>>28826457
>Mosquito bites me
>God have mercy
>I might have the ebola virus.
I understand completely.
>>28825187
>Tfw suspect any cough of being cancer or HIV
>Tfw suspicious of birds flying near me because they might peck my eye out
>Nervous walking on a sidewalk/platform because someone might push me into oncoming traffic
>Nervous in my apartment because the people above me might jump and my ceiling might collapse on me
Life is spoopy
>>28826457
Holy shit are you me?
>get sinus infection
>terrible fucking god awful headaches
>automatically assume I have a brain tumor and I'm dying
>finally go to the doctor
>lol sinus infection, just take this and you'll feel better
>start to feel better
>stop taking medication early
>sinus infection comes back
>OMG I'M DYING
It got to the point where I literally got on my computer and started typing up a will and final words. I even made a promise to god that I'd open an orphaned if I survived...so much for that though.
