This thread is for the discussion of how to get a gf, what can be done to not be scared of talking to girls, etc
MGTOW and other defeatist cunts not allowed
Ok lads let's get this going!
I think a good first step is to get a haircut and shave
Fall asleep and dream about one
The girl in that pic is agod tiergainer
we will never get gf's shaving and haircutting and cologne will never be good enough.
>>28825151
Be born a Chad Thundercock.
/thread
>implying /r9k/ would actually know
I'm going to guarantee that not one of you can accurately guess how I got my gf.
Oh my god I know a girl who looks just like the girl in OP's pic and she's so flirty sometimes but she has a boyfriend but still I wish I could get off with her
Nah
If you have a good face, you can pull of the messy hair/beard combo wombo.
Honestly, just work on being a happy person and defeat you're insecurities. Notice I didn't say nice. Or full of glee or a pure optimist.
Be happy with who you are. Most people don't like themselves. They want to be around happy/fun people. That shit is contagious and can't melt even the coldest hearts.
>>28825151
Get power.
Literally just experience. The more people (girls included) that you talk to, the better your social skills will be.Also, I had to google MGTOW. Fucking losers giving up on social interaction, probably the greatest thing about being human. Fucking end your life senpai
>>28825170
What's a gainer
>>28825183
That guys looks sad as fuck.
If he shaved and got a meme haircut, it would do him wonders.
Also unless you can actually pull off a stache, stick to a 5 of clock beard mustache.
>>28825151
The problem with a majority of people here including me is that we are socially underdeveloped. We have never tried to romantically advance with a girl and have no idea how to do so, and god forbid we got a girlfriend we would have no idea what to do.
>>28825183
You look like a normal person, if I saw you in public with a gee eff I would think nothing of it.
>>28825151
Literally just fucking be yourself
I'm not kidding
getting a gf at this point is about as alien to me as actual fucking aliens making first contact with earth. literally what even is a gf?
>>28825231
Best show
Become happy with yourself and simply by being happy with yourself your mannerisms will naturally become more attractive to girls who may let you kiss them
>>28825286
Like she purposefully gets fat. But she only ever got chubby, although there was another channel of a girl who was quite a bit heavier, and it seemed as if she was leaving clues to show that it was the same girl, and it did look like a heavier version of that girl.
Either way, she made herself chubby on purpose
>>28825356
I appreciate your post but I'm looking for practical solutions with clear steps
>>28825623
get on anti depressants
figure out how to tallk
get put in social situations
find girl
?????
profit
>>28825651
>get on anti depressants
>find girl
>doesn't matter cause dick doesn't work
I found a bit of a problem
>>28825765
SEX ISNT EVERYTHING IN A RELATIONSHIP
>>28825863
Sexless relationships are doomed to failure
No woman wants to be with an impotent man that's a universal deal breaker
>>28825765
>>28825950
buy penis pills over the internet from india or go see a MALE doctor and get them prescribed
one time I saw a female doctor and she didnt give me shit so I threatened to kick the shit out of her and stormed out. then i went and saw a guy and the dude gave me like 100 free samples and a high five just like in those Viagra commercials)
*Act like you care about her in a non- creepy manner.
*Only pursue a female who displays interest (someone who smiles at you or asks about your day, etc.)
*Do something nice for her with the caveat of spending time (offer to help her with homework or study)
*Ask her out
*While on a date, it is ok to be nervous but don't worry about what she thinks. (I've dated guys who've been nervous and I actually thought it was cute)
*Ask her about herself, talk about yourself. (hobbies, interests, music, etc.)
*Avoid insulting her in anyway, you want to make her feel good about being around you.
*Repeat until she develops feelings and then ask her to be your girlfriend.
Should be easy enough....
I'll be around to answer questions if anyone wants a woman's advice on how to get a woman...
I've listened to pretty much every PUA in the entire world. This guy is the best, if you adopt his mindset and just fake it and become fully delusional in yourself, and put yourself out there you will have some success. The real key to getting a gf is through your social circle, not just randomly going out and cold approaching.
Watch this one first, even though its about how to get back an ex-girlfriend he really breaks down the mindset you need to succeed in life let alone getting a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqNRWOU9t0E
How to gain power over women by being selective:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9KVrx01Mmo
And if you finally do get in a relationship this is how to not fuck it up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64GHW6rWsu4
>>28826036
>if anyone wants a woman's advice on how to get a woman
kek
You're not going to like my answer so I'll just keep it to myself family's.
>>28826036
>If anyone wants shitty advice
There I fixed it for you
>be tall
>be handsome
>be tall
>be rich
>be tall
being too nice = creepy.
Chad seems to insult females in a jokingly manner.
>Hahaha XD chad your so funny
>>28826327
Either this or you become rich and famous.
Only redpilled answer.
>>28826375
No, he doesn't. Don't fall for autistic PUA memes.
>>28826299
>>28826152
Okay, I'll leave you asspies to wallow in your moms basement then.
>>28826406
you planned on doing that from the start idiot
>>28826375
wrong.
being ugly = creepy
regardless of how you behave.
I'm really having trouble guys, I've been at uni for almost a year now and I've had ZERO luck with any girl. I'm fucking 6'3, not a lanklet, I have a deep voice, I have my own 2 bedroom apartment all to myself, but I just can not get past the initial getting to know eachother through messaging phase.
The girl always either already has a boyfriend or just stops responding eventually. I'm not an autist and I had great luck with girls in high school and community college, but I've been in a dry spell for 2 and a half years now and I just don't get what the problem is.
Help?
>>28825151
>I think a good first step is to get a haircut and shave
That's literally the worst first step. You know how many girls out there cream their panties for a beard? And beards are IN right now, they're extremely fashionable and you look like a social outcast for not having a beard.
The trick if you have to GROOM your beard. Actually trim it so it's not just an unkempt, filthy, greasy mess of neck hair.
>>28826444
Nah there's "ugly cute" which is how girls describe ugly guys who they like cause the guys are friendly or funny
If you act aloof of course they'll think you're a creep
>>28826584
if you have a good beard then you have good beard genetics then you have good genetics and if you have good genetics you shouldnt be here
>>28826106
only good advice in the thread
>>28826584
>beards are IN right now
in what, the media?
>>28826327
Then explain how guys with the opposite of those qualities gets a gf? Let alone a wife and kid.
>>28826690
>if you have a good beard then you have good beard genetics then you have good genetics
Not true
I can grow an amazing beard, legit Viking-mode yet I am genetically inferior in literally every other way except for my blue eyes
>>28826036
Translation: be Chad
>>28826547
Bump for this, exactly the same boat but with social anxiety as added bonus
>tfw ugly, fully bald at 25, acne, neet on bux
u niggers, i never stood a chance
>>28827005
No that's just some dumb roastie giving horrible advice
Women don't know how to get women that's a fact
They do know how to get men which is quite simply really, just don't be fat
Fuck that's not even a requirement these days
By simple virtue of existing women can get virtually anything that they want
>>28826406
Nice projections
The best advice I can give is to avoid autistic impulses to talk about shit that interests you as much as possible. No, the girl does not care about lord of the rings, or that band you like, or Warhammer, or star trek as much as you. Avoid those topics.
99% of the time you're going to be talking about shit she cares about. Listen for the most part, contribute occasionally but it'd be ideal to be having these conversations through text or over Skype so you can do something else and not be so bored.
Your goal is to make her like you, right? Then just talk about what she cares about, which will be mostly about herself. Most of the time a person's favorite topic is themselves. Use that.
>>28825198
very cool pepe
>>28827106
Well basically you have to meet all the prerequisites of Chad to even be considered for her bullshit situation she's laying out to robots is what I'm saying
Then once you're Chad you get the chance to sleep with a roastie, then even she has multiple Chad options you'd be competing with so you'd have to be on top of your shit all around. Basically why it's impossible for a robot to find a decent gf
>>28825300
and be hot but yeah
>>28826009
fuggin kek
I honestly can't tell if a girl is even interested, I just assume they want to mess with me or are just being nice our of pity.
how does one "know"?
>>28825151
sauce for this semen demon
What if I'm a beaner manlet 5'6 with an okay face I guess, do I get my legs lengthened to be 5'9?
>>28827305
There's plenty of non chads out there with gfs, pal
>>28827363
No clue but she's pretty perfect looking
>>28826036
>*Only pursue a female who displays interest (someone who smiles at you or asks about your day, etc.)
pretty good advice for a roastie, except for this. women are shit-tier at displaying interest boys so just hit on any woman you like.
>>28826036
>a woman's advice on how to get a woman
jesus christ, no.
Your post summed up basically says to be a nice, respectful gentleman, which would be a one-way ticket to the friendzone. If women don't know what they want, how the fuck can they give relationship advice? Also, stop pretending to be a woman on the internet.
>>28826403
you are the autistic one for not understanding the concept of teasing
I have no problems at all talking to girls or facing rejection. I just don't know where to go.
I've used OKC/Craigslist/Soc for about 3 years with no luck. I'm not really sure where to go in person, most restaurants and bars everyone goes with friends and shit gets really akward/bad just randomly introducing myself.
>>28827198
jeezus fucking christ anon. you made picking up women sound like the most depressing experience
>>28825151
who's that girl?
origanadlfkdskdfkk
>>28827728
You want fun conversation? Get a friend.
You want pussy? Get good at faking interest in boring shit. You may end up liking her for some of the cute stuff she'll do and the sex will make it tolerable. Your fault for being biologically programmed to need it.
>>28827829
>Your fault for being biologically programmed to need it.
kek. so true
Currently in a 3 year long term relationship at 23.
Pro tips.
Good hygene
Try to find at least a few common interests.
I have more if you guys have any questions but the number one thing is.
Ask her questions about herself and actually be fucking intested in the answer. Ask her questions you would be genuinely interested in.
Dont rattle off a dozen mindless questions. Think of something you actually want to know and ask her about that listen genuinely and then either ask a follow up or contribute something yourself.
Eg my lady paints her nails. I asked her what her fave brand of polish was and then why. And she rattled off all her reasons and it was interesting to know the differences and she enjoyed telling me.
All of this advice skips over what I feel is the most important part, where and how did you meet your current partner to begin with?
>>28827992
Sorry to ramble.
But its important to ask why to connect on a deeper level. Anyone can know she likes to swim. Connect on a deeper level and know why she likes to swim because it reminds her of a good time with a friend or whatever
>>28825151
> be me, constantly insecure and 120 pounds overweight
> lose the weight, learn some discipline
> start trying really hard to change my social habits, people treat me like shit
> ended up learning that women are vapid cunts and a gf isn't what I wanted to begin with
> started focusing on STEMlord shit that interests me, now I'm much happier and successful
you don't need women, /r9k/.
if you force yourself to learn to be independent, perhaps you will no longer be so insecure also
>>28828031
At uni. Prac class said hi and started chatting. Arranged to meet in groups outside of class and so on
What is the first step? Where do I even find girls to approach that is not awkward?
>>28825198
you kidnapped her?
>>28826036
I did all of these things and wound up in the friendzone.She said she loved me, after I asked her to be my gf, but chose to go out with my friend the next day. I want death
>>28826036
>woman's advice on how to get a woman..
Yes, just like I ask a fish's advice on how to catch fish.
>>28827428
more please I beg of youi have this fantasy that I could get my life in order and get an average looking girl with a decent body who actually loves me and is cool with me liking to generally stay home watch sports and play vidya and she would like that too
>>28825151
>Confidence
>Good looks
Thats literally it but its something that a lot of robots including myself lack.
>>28826036
>Only pursue a female who displays interest (someone who smiles at you or asks about your day, etc.)
Guess I'm fucked then
>>28827677
First you need some friends, girlfriends come through social circles - aka meeting through a friend, or someone at school, or work. Approaching out of the blue is a gamble that almost never pays off unless you're chad thundercock
>>28827428
>>28827428
>>28827428
>>28827428
>>28827428
SAUCE PLS ANONS
>>28826036
this right here is exactly what turns me off about pursuing women. its that there has to be some mental rule book about how to treat a person. nothing ever feels natural anymore if I have to be autistic about body language and what a person says versus what they mean etc.. etc...fuck all of that.
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future and doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you are really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Really easy if you ask me.
Don't forget-- just be yourself! :)
1. Go to the gym
2. Take steroids
3. Go to bars
>Improve yourself
>Have good hygiene
>Stop looking at porn
>Stop masturbating
>Be confident
>Talk to a girl you're interested
>Flirt with her a lot
>Initiate the second stage
>Be direct and straight up
>If she says no repeat said steps above to a different girl
>If she says yes congrats
>>28833216
holy shit I thought this was bait at first but I just used your advice and now Im dating this solid 8/10 chick
tysm femanon
