What i ate today.
- whole medium pizza
- 1 bcn mcdouble
- 1 medium fry
- 1 medium frappe
- 2 bowls of popcorn
- 1 subway footlong sub
- 1 sweet tea
- 3 diet green tea`s
>>28823773
>whole salami sausge
>whole chocale bar
>at least 2l of milk
>suprisingly healthy breakfast of oats and nuts mixed with some honey.
Cant think of any more desu. Gonna fry some chips in a moment though I think.
>antidepressants
>Rockstar energy
>lil bar
>fruit roll up
I am perfection
-Ham and cheese omelet
-Macaroni and cheese with chicken and bacon
-Bowl of ice cream
-2 Mountain Dews
-And about 1L of water
Won't have dinner for a couple hours, we'll see what I have to finish the day.
It will probably be bleach.
-monster coffee drink
-cliff bar
-3 arbys sliders ($1 each right now shits good senfam)
>tfw grocery store's ramen is out of stock
Worst feel ive had in a while
>>28823773
-3 pieces bacon, 2 egg, 2 cheese on toasted white bread
-one pack of coffee cake little bites
-some butter toffee pecans and almonds
-grilled chicken and bacon footlong with lettuce tomato and onions.
-2 diet cokes
-one large iced coffee with 1 splenda
-some organic lemonade
Breakfast
>Mac n cheese with crushed up cheez itz and lots of spices
>3 caramel striped cookies
Snack
>2 chocolate donuts
>banana
Lunch
>8-9 small boneless wings in Asian sweet and spicy sauce
>celery
Drank water all day. Fat as fuck and lost all motivation to go to the gym. Probably gonna order a pizza for dinner for myself instead of going to the gym and having a protein shake afterward.
Captcha: choose milkshakes
JUST
Why the fuck do people call fries a fry. It's not a fucking singular you retarded amerifags
>1/2 breakfast sandwich (pretty big)
>1 big plate of e dah mah mays
>1 family size pasta bag meals
>2 rows of chocolate chip cookies
thats it soo far... i would usually eat more but i dont feel soo hot right now
>thinking about ordering pizza because i haven't eaten in 36 hours
>have eggs in my fridge and frozen shrimp, salmon, and chicken breasts and wings in freezer
>don't want to cook or do my dishes right now
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>28824260
are you really that disgustingly lazy anon?
breakfast
>nothing
lunch
>kraft mac and cheese
dinner
>hotdogs with no buns
drank tap water all day, being poor sucks anons, i dont reccomend it
rice with mushrooms
a few peanuts
tic tacs
>>28824295
>are you really that disgustingly lazy anon?
do you like doing dishes by hand or something?
i don't have a dishwasher.
- monster energy blue
- watermelon
- Apple cinnamon oatmeal
- monster energy blue
- chicken noodle soup
- 2 pieces of toast
Sesame bagel with cream cheese
Jimmy John's veggie sub
4 frozen white castle burgers with mustard and mayo
2 chewy granola bars oatmeal raisin
Some garlic flavored potato chips
>1/4 loaf of semolina
>1 slice of turkey
>3 slices of American cheese (thin)
>3 beers
Fell for the diet meme, but it's working
>>28823773
>2l of cola
>some bread with cheese and salami and shit
I should try soylent
>>28823773
>leftover curry (homemade)
>beans and a shit load of toast (five or six slices throughout the day)
>>28824307
Eat rice with veggies and pinto beans, oatmeal for breakfast, and whatever fruits on sale, costs about the same is better for you and tastes bomb, you won't feel like shit all the time
>breakfast: one scrambled egg, two turkey sausage links, one banana, one piece of whole grain toast, glass of orange juice
>lunch: 6" veggie sub, carrots, an orange, and seltzer water
>dinner: haven't had it yet, but I'm going to make an elk burger with some okra on the side
I used to eat like everyone ITT for years, and I ended up getting psoriasis because of it. It sucks, but it's also kind of a blessing in disguise. If I break my (relatively) healthy diet for more than a day or two, my scalp becomes greasy/flaky as hell and my hair feels like straw and starts shedding. It's a good incentive not to. Lost 25 lbs. because of it.
>>28824417
>oatmeal for breakfast
oatmeal has too much sugar in it and the unflavored kind tastes like shit. kind of like eating grits.
beans suck too and so do most vegetables unless they're in a sauce.
Breakfast: 1pot of coffee
Cigarettes
Multi-vitamin
Lunch: nothing
Supper: Currently 8 beers
If I make another beer run I might pick up some chips to snack on.
so much dairy in your diets, i can feel my IBS flaring up just at the thought of it
>>28824444
are you poorfag as well anon, also veggies are pretty good cooked
>>28823773
two bananas
two cups of tea
986 calories remaining
>>28824444
Just put a small amount of honey and cinnamon in the oat gruel, tastes pretty good with some nuts too
>quorn meatballs with wholewheat noodles and tinned peas
>quorn burgers with broccoli and brown sauce
>just drink water
Feels good not to eat meat far. Also >>28823773, one footlong tends to fill me up for the whole day, you must be really.fat or fit. Tfw when rarely eat but still skinny fat.
>five slices of Sicilian pizza
>three beefy crunch burritos
>medium Baja Blast
>two peanut butter sandwiches
>tall glass of whole milk
>half a bag of goldfish
Someone stop me
>>28824514
>are you poorfag as well anon
yes
>veggies are pretty good cooked
yeah maybe stir-fried in peanut sauce or something. i would rather eat most vegetables raw than cooked, although i would rather not eat them at all unless there is some flavoring there.
>>28824534
>Just put a small amount of honey and cinnamon in the oat gruel, tastes pretty good with some nuts too
no. tastes like shit unless you buy the cancer kind.
it's like saying to just put honey in plain yogurt. it still tastes bad, it's just a little sweeter.
>eating fast food
>drinking anything other than water
Whew, you faggots really are unhealthy.
>bacon double cheese burger
>medium fries and onion rings
>large coke
>bag of cheese popcorn
>9 bagel bites
>tortilla soup
>2-liter of pepsi
>doughnut
>mini cheesecake
>hershey's snackers
>half gallon of milk
I'll spend the next week starving myself.
>>28824574
>it still tastes bad, it's just a little sweeter
If you blend it up it tastes fucking great.
You just have underdeveloped manchild tastebuds.
>salisbury steak TV dinner
>3 cups of coffee
i've only been up for like 3 hours. gonna drink more coffee and see how i'm feeling
>>28823773
>kfc for brunch
>an apple
>a sandwich i made myself
>a 10" pizza
>some cereal
>some reheated lasagne
>>28824260
Gonna order pizza. Fuck it.
Which one do I get lads
>>28823773
tfw eat all this but lift like fuck so still look good
>>28824687
Double bacon six cheese
>>28824623
>You just have underdeveloped manchild tastebuds.
>stop liking what I don't like
I guarantee my tastebuds are more sensitive that yours. I'm cursed with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertaster
PROP and PTC makes me vomit.
If vegetables aren't washed enough then I can't eat them because they are extremely bitter.
>>28824687
the defender or chicken and veggie
>>28824708
tasebuds become less sensitive as you get older you fucking retard
ergo you just played yourself
Holy shit... that is making me feel sick thinking about it
What i had is
>jimmy johns ham and a coke
>frozen mini pizza
>dunkin donuts (asked for 2 but lady gave 3)
>>28824732
>tasebuds become less sensitive as you get older you fucking retard
If you're comparing two people with normal tastebuds, sure.
I don't have normal tastebuds. Being able to tolerate food that's bitter or disgusting isn't really a good definition of "taste" since you seem hung up on that. I'd say it's akin to having shit taste because you will eat garbage and think it's good because you can't taste it.
>>28823773
Do you hate your mom for enabling you to be a fat glutton?
>>28824194
>Hey can I have a fries
Fuck off retard
>>28824809
>I'll get a large order of fries
Fuck off retard
u fat fucks disgust me
No breakfast. Foot long black forest ham with honey mustard sub from Subway for lunch. Two pieces of wheat bread for dinner.
>>28824880
what a fucking legend
an mr-rl original comment
>>28824716
>>28824705
Defender is good.
Double bacon six cheese is too much cheese.
Thanks lads.
>>28824809
>can I get a large fries
>can a have a large packet of fries
>can I get some fries
Fuck off retard
>>28824444
Only the shitty processed oatmeal has sugar in it. Just do the non sweetened kind with cinnamon and a box of raisins. Tastes good fammo, and healthy too.
>>28823773
>spaghetti with olive oil,hot peppers and garlic (it's a traditional dish from southern Italy)
>mortadella and some bread
>a small piece of cake
>coffee
> a banana
>tomatoes with mozzarella
>a few slices of salami with bread
>lettuce
>another small piece of cake
> the equivalent of a bottle of beer during the entire day
>>28823773
McDonalds big mac
Mcdonalds double cheese burger
Medium fries
95g Bar of chocolate
Orange juice
Mango juice
>>28824989
>Only the shitty processed oatmeal has sugar in it.
This is the only kind that tastes good.
Raisins are pure sugar you fucking retard. You're not eating much better than just eating the prepackaged peaches and cream oatmeal if you dump raisins in there.
3 mcdoubles
4 of dem strawburry creme pies
1 large black coffee
1/2 pack of camel crush
gonna get a footlong spicy italian with extra spininch and banana peppers
only 10 am where i am
decided to have leftover spaghetti for breakfast with a cup of coffee
why do i need to shit again after already having my morning shit?
>>28825123
AUSFAG DETECTED
>>28824910
send pics when it gets there. give her a good tip too
Diet mountain dew and my diy pwo blend(10g bcaa, 6g citrulline malate, 5g creatine monohydrate, 0.1g caffeine, 5mg amphetamine) for breakfast.
Brotein shake in milk after, 1qt milk with 2 scoops dymatize strawberry.
After errands I drank another brotein milk and made up some delicious Walmart frozen ravioli with cheese(actually has more protein per serving than beef while being cheaper, read your labers) and some hunts pasta sauce with browned ground beef, side of garlic and wine broccoli with a little parmesan.
I still haven't eaten dinner but I need at least another brotein shake. Fried cheese sticks is pretty good to sneak the calories in after you've hit your protein goals. 200g is enough to where the body uses it all for gains and burns the rest as energy or fat.
Gaining weight is hard as fuck but /fit/ keeps talking of this Mk677 that apparently increases appetite greatly. If I can consistently get in 4k+ calories a day I will start roiding. I just want to train my stomach first so I don't get laughed at for anorexic abs. I love training but fuck eating. They don't know what it's like being a robot. Some of them actually talk about trying to lose weight like they're some kind of fatass rebbit tumblr cunt.
>>28824194
I've never heard anyone call fries fry(s.). It's probably a yankee thing. If anything Americans do in the other way around. If someone steals a fry you say don't touch my fries even if they only stole one.
>2 cups of coffee
>sandwich that was basically just some hot sauce and salami between two slices of toast
>bowl of off-brand Cocoa Puffs
>like 15 strawberries
I think that's about it.
>>28823773
- Big Mac
- Adderall
1/4 of a home made nacho
1/2 of a kind bar
1 whole banana
1 coffee with 2 tbsp milk
usually eat less than 1000 calories/ day
I just don't get joy from eating like you fatties....
I have a negative association towards eating too much and I have trained myself to not want too much food.
I weigh about 95 pounds and I am 4'11"
>>28824260
Baking is gross but good when you can't be assed to cook. Just dump it on foil then throw in the oven until you think about it again.
Those options all sound gross except for the eggs though. Pizza is correct choice. Deep dish, pepperoni, ham, mushroom, , jalapenwigglenos, extra cheese, and depending on if the place dices or not, onion. Most places use shitty onions sa I only put them on homemade pizzas.
>>28825150
ah got me there you stalker
but god damn these amerishits and there fast food habits. here's the long list of the disgusting fatties
>>28823773
>>28824076
>>28824148
>>28824368
>>28824432
>>28824620
>>28824674
>>28824687
>>28825026
>>28825081
>>28825279
>>28825383
>tfw actually very skinny but your diet is that of a fatass
thank god for good metabolism
>>28825353
>4'11
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>28824444
Oatmeal has too little sugar if anything. He means the grain, it's a complex carbohydrate so technically sugar but it's not sweet at all. I make mine up the night before with milk and frozen blueberries for sweetness. You can use peaches or some other poorfag frozen fruit though is $6 a big ass bag is too much.
2 cups of coffee
2 donuts
Pasta
2 slices of pizza
Some gatorade after my run
>>28825400
Jealous of my shortness?
rice
beans (whatever i can get on sale, usually chickpeas)
salsa for dressing
eggs
milk
shredded wheat
unflavored whey for whenever i need more protein
tuna or whatever other fish i can get
frozen veggies
that's it. i'm broke as fuck
>>28825353
date me plsplsplsplspsl
>>28825171
>send pics when it gets there. give her a good tip too
I shouldn't have given that bitch anything at all for this shit.
>2 hours for pizza
>Coffee
>A bagel
>3 pepperoni sticks.
its 8:22pm.
>>28823773
brekky: whole box of oreos and two pints of milk
mid-morning snack: two scoops of protein powder with milk and a mango
Lunch: 20 oz ground turkey with spaghetti, sauce, and broccoli.
Dinner: grilled chicken breast x2, brown rice (1 cup), sweet potato
Lunch:
White bread
Cheese
Sliced ham
Yogurt
Dinner:
Waffles
Chicken
Spaghetti
And yet my ass is still chubby
>>28825037
I find the shitty kind you think tastes good actually tastes bad. You need to stop having wrong opinions. Steel cut or the flat kind taste way better, they aren't gross mush. You sweeten with applesauce and cinnamon. Raisins might work, I never tried that but they definitely aren't puce sugar. You're thinking of puce sugar like dextrose which is used for specific applications like homebrewing and not for oatmeal. Brotip:home brewers use Raisins in their recipes mainly because they aren't pure sugar, otherwise they would use dextrose.
>>28825383
I prefer two mcdoubles but a big Mac is like 900 kcal right? Thats actually on the low end. Noone will get fat on that and if Adderall bro is anything like me he probably won't be eating anything else all day after the addy.
>>28825528
I agree that steel cut oats are much better than the premade shit, but he obviously didn't literally mean raisins are chemically pure sugar you autist. They are very sugary
>>28823773
I been smoking weed all day so i cant remember everything but i ate pasta and i just had a fat tuna baguette from the sandwich shop by my flat.
anyway people should also be posting their weight on here so we know who needs a diet change
10 stone 10
- Omelette
- Spaghetti
- Chocolate dessert
- Potato Soup
>>28825528
wew lad
kill yourself for being so wrong about what tastes good and raisins.
>>28825570
addy bro here, a big mac is actually only like 550 cal, and yea the stuff removes all hunger
>breakfast sandwich from a convenience store
>few handfuls of pretzel chips (throughout the day)
>toasted ham and cheese sandwich
>two bottles of diet soda
>iced mocha
haven't had dinner yet, probably won't
>>28825466
2 hours? holy fuck where do you live in a seriously rural area? i don't think they'd go that far out
>>28825666
I live in Columbus Ohio REEEE
This is fucking ridiculous. If they don't get here in an hour I'm never tipping those faggots again.
>>28823773
2 pcs of toast w/ butter
1 fried egg over medium
grilled cheese sandwich
couple of chips with guacamole i made
no dinner yet
>>28824194
do you mind if i have the last fries?
>>28825571
Silly be not picking up on the inflection in his typing. To be fair I don't have 4chan gold so I just saw the letters he typed.
>>28825617
That's instant oatmeal with shit added. Look up the nutritional facts for plain oatmeal before being wrong again, faggit.
>>28826161
>Look up the nutritional facts for plain oatmeal before being wrong again, faggit.
>look up something completely unrelated to the conversation about raisins being pure sugar and some guy adding raisins to his oatmeal and claiming it's healthier than prepackaged shit
You're not very good at this "reading" thing.
>>28825732
You say
>the last of your fries
Are you a non native speaker or do you purposely come up with the most awkward and contrived sentence constructions?
>3am
>western bbq hamburger from steak and shake, side of fries
>8pm(now)
>two italian beef rolls
>throughout the day
>5th of vodka
that's all I'll have today
>>28826201
If you meant raisins you would have posted the label for raisins. You still fucked up either way so your back pedaling won't save you, but you obviously meant oats and accidentally chose instant oats with peaches.
-4 99 cent energy drinks
-2 mcdoubles
-1 mcdonalds ice cream cone
That's literally it.
>>28826274
Let me put it all in one post for you in the hopes that you'll understand if it's in front of your face all at once:
>>28824989
>Only the shitty processed oatmeal has sugar in it. Just do the non sweetened kind with cinnamon and a box of raisins. Tastes good fammo, and healthy too.
>>28825037
>Raisins are pure sugar you fucking retard. You're not eating much better than just eating the prepackaged peaches and cream oatmeal if you dump raisins in there.
>>28825528
>Raisins might work, I never tried that but they definitely aren't puce sugar. You're thinking of puce sugar like dextrose which is used for specific applications like homebrewing and not for oatmeal. Brotip:home brewers use Raisins in their recipes mainly because they aren't pure sugar, otherwise they would use dextrose.
>>28825617
>wew lad
>
>kill yourself for being so wrong about what tastes good and raisins.
Do ya get it now?
>>28824687
>Papa Johns doesn't have taco pizza where I'm from
What kind of cuck are you? Why don't you live in the Midwest?
Pic related, the God Emperor of Pizza, the Taco Pizza. Yes, it is topped with crushed up doritos. And those are taco sauce packets. If you don't use them, you're not eating it right.
>three oatmeal bars (extremely small)
>two peanut butter and honey sandwiches
>about to eat orange chicken with fried rice and crab rangoons
My day makes me sound skinny as fuck when in reality I'm not.
>>28826374
I read through that all and peach flavored instant oats still seem pretty unrelated. The truth is raisins are pure raisins. It's nothing more than a dried grape. Read the Wikipedia article if you're actually so stupid you think raisins are literally pure sugar and it's jew magic that makes it look and taste different from pure sugar.
Look at pic related, just some of the shit that is in pure dried grapes. Sure doesn't sound like pure sugar to me.
>tim hortins bagel
>a yogurt bar
>3 slices of cheese and a cracker
somehow i need to fit in like 2700 calories in the next 4 hours
>>28826508
the chicken, rice, and rangoons alone is probably a days worth of calories mate
>Chipotle Burrito w/ order of small Five Guys fries (right next door)
>coffee w/ whole milk
>Flattened Chicken schnitzel in a sandwich
>small serving of noodles with peas
>more coffee
Might have a beer later on
>>28826464
Thats a fucking dorito pizza, not a taco pizza. I dont even see any sour cream. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
>>28826464
Im too cheap. Every time I order pizza I just get cheese.
I really need to start buying frozen pizzas to save money.
>>28823773
two slices of shitty cheese
two pieces of toast
12 noon: homemade pizza and a bottle of wine
3-6pm: big pack of chips, block of chocolate and another bottle of wine
6pm-4am: shots of whisky, weed, more chocolate
>>28826523
>this guy thinks I meant 100% sugar when I said pure sugar
Nevermind. Your autism is too great for me. You win if that's what you want to call this. I can't argue with you when you interpret what I said literally.
>>28826562
I doubt it desu.
I dunno what daily intake of calories you've looked at but as far as I know it shouldn't come close to it.
>Turkey sandwich
>fiber bar
>tv dinner, pear
>ice cream
>pretty good sushi
one oven pizza (pepperoni)
one sandwich (italian bread, pepperoni, cheese, ketchup)
one liter of dr pepper
one quarter liter of schwarzbier (so far)
Breakfast: 2 Eggs, 2 Egg Whites
Lunch: 6 Triscuit crackers
Dinner: New York Strip with 1/2 cup rice
-Mcchicken
-Stirfry and rice
-peanuts
-2x Black Coffee
-Apple
>-900 mgs lithium
>-4 dollar Carl's Jr Real Deal
Get like me, robots.
>>28826670
You could have spared yourself the embarrassment if you just said 'raisins are not pure sugar', 'raisins have some sugars in them' or 'raisins are figuratively and not literally pure sugar'. Remember, on the Internet noone can tell you are meaning the opposite of what you say unless you specify that it's opposite day.
3 Mexican chicken street tacos. onion cilantro salsa roasted peppers
1 20 oz coke
Might have a chicken salad for dinner
>>28826879
>You could have spared yourself the embarrassment
I'm not embarrassed at all, lad.
>Remember, on the Internet noone can tell you are meaning the opposite of what you say unless you specify that it's opposite day.
The other guy figured it out just fine. I think you just have a problem with interpretation. I think they call that autism, but I can't diagnose you from this example alone.
Breakfast: Overnight Oats
Lunch : Two Kashi bars, 2 cups greek yogurt, 50~ goldfish
Dinner : tbd
>>28827079
Maybe it's just America vs bongistan, lad. In America we are more direct and do things right. This might appear autistic to some not used to saying what they mean.
