Just got my first match on Tinder, what do I say?
call her a really stupid nigger
"On a scale of 1 to 10, hour bad do you want your pick up line to be?"
>she'll say 10
"DAMN, BITCH, YOU IS FINE"
50%of the time, it works every time. Also post results.
Ask for her preferred method of suicide
>>28823310
Post pic and bio so we can give you excellent high quality advice.
Well, fuck, nevermind.
Bitch just unmatched me before I could say anything.
>>28823395
This... works 83% of the time
>>28823310
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da is all I want to say to you
>>28823310
Ask to stick it in her pooper
"Do you like trains?"
"Do you think assholes are naturally brown or is it because they've been rubbed in with shit every day for the last xx years?
