ITT: we write a rap to diss other boards
first board
/b/
i'll start
you're the random board,
leaving all your fans super bored
>>28823079
Yo, yo, the /b/'s for bitch Imma throw all you 12 year olds in a ditch, my flow is super rich you can't keep up with me when I throw this pitch and I'm gonna make your crush give me a kisspls no bully I tried my best
> stat thinking of diss rhymes
> first 3 lines are too cringe
> give up entirely
Op is a fag,
His thread is such a drag,
He should kill himself,
Hanging himself from a shelf
Got one for /r9k/
If you weren't such a piece of shit maybe I'd give some props back
Propped back in his chair, sticks of butter gettin near, with his life goin nowhere
He was in high school but he dropped out, a stupid NEET and locked-down, where the hell is his life goin? Is it a 404, not found?
Could use a bit of work but I have no patience for that.
I really really like this image.
>This comment is pretty original desu
>basement dwelling NEETs rapping
Just cringe my shit up
>give me a few seconds to think
>as i blink and give ur gf a wink ;)
>id fucking fuck u up u fucking nigger get disfigured by the triggers of all 10 fingers
>fuck this shit nigger
>>28823079
Fuck /b/, it's a twenty-ten reddit
It's called being gay, not a fuckin' trap fetish
while I stack lettuce your board's a wack crevice
of fags, so pathetic hang your ass from your dad's trellis
Shit is repetitive a detriment to quality
nobody wants to see your little sister's stolen laundry
hey hey hey we're rapping bout b?
Well first of all it's definitely
The worst board, except maybe c
And s4s and soc and MLP
Get threads everywhere, nothing but rolls
The entire damn board is infested with trolls
Posting nudes of their girlfriends and their edgy edgy gore
There's at least a million fucking porn boards
Just go there and show off your whores
Not much to say really the board's just a fucking state
One of the first boards on 4chan and definitely a mistake
Not a lot to say about b. Next!
>>28823079
I broke up with my ex girl
Dubs gets nudes
PSYCHE
THAT'S THE WRONG NUDE
>>28824009
>probably been writing this since the thread had 0 replies
ayo
fuck /biz/
uh
niggers dont know whats comin
uh
uh
uh
claim business but while i hit you miss
and niggers you know this aint a superficial diss
cus while you work a mcjob ima fuck your bitch
rip that pussy with my shlong
show her what pleasure is
keep pushing your shitcoins
you actin like youre an investor
while your dads suckin dick i expect nothing lesser
yessir
taking cum in his mouth
at least hes getting laid
while you shitpost about how you wanna get paid
Fuck /mu/
Every day, same gay fucking threads
jerking off to pitchfork, slobbering on Fantano's head
Might as well shut it down at 8, the kids have gone to bed
Share threads full of some boring tribal African shit
Almost as boring as the time they had 50 fucking threads for new death grips
Yo lets go, b
Your pics are cringy
Your threads are "pics u shouldn't share"
But the problem here is that the NEETs don't care
You're disgusting, and bore me
Your memes cater to normies
If you try to step to NEETs the scene will be gory
Never gonna go out
Welfare swag - we show out
I'm intending to put the nails in your coffin
I'm not fucking stoppin
This is 4chan and boi - these bars are droppin
We got the rarest pepes,
And all you got is fuckin gays
Body pillow grippin, havin a fap
To those abominationd that you call traps
The only trap I'm falling in is clickin on your thread
But it's done, b, and I'm leaving with your head
I don't come here often, but you guys actually made me laugh. Only robots would write something as cringy as this.
Bitch don't come over here if you're not here to suck my dick.
They call them /fa/ggots for a reason
Fashion sense as ugly as a puss filled lesion
Check the pics from their meet-up
"cuck" just begins to describe these self-conscious beta fucks
You can't make this shit up
What are you wearing today?
More like how many women will be staring today
And not in a good way!
Can't do shit without it being "effay"
All you're really doing is dressing like a gay
Get your rick and your techwear and fuck off back to /mfa/
someone do /d/ next
Top kek some of these are fucking hilarious
>>28823605
Fire desu
