>tfw Captain America is feeling the Bern
I'm pretty sure Captain America, a character who is supposed to represent the spirit, history, and philosophy of the nation, would not endorse a candidate whose open goal is to reject the ideological foundation of the country in favor of installing european-style socialism.
The Comedian was right
>>28822577
>Implying Punisher isn't the hero we need
>>28822577
If Captain America could see America today he'd have helped the Nazis instead.
>>28822675
>the spirit, history, and philosophy of the nation
Which is totally a rigged two-party political system completely controlled by corporate monoliths, all of which was expressed foretold and warned of by the founding fathers like Washington and Franklin.
Captain America would NEVER endorse a socialist.
Hell, even Ultimate Cap'n would endorse Trump.
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it's mathematically impossible for bernie to win. He's going to quickly fade into obscurity like Michael Dukakis.
Bernie "whites can't be poor" Sanders
Bernie "we must fight bigotry but whites must apologize for slavery" Sanders
Bernie "No I can suck a black dick harder than Hillary, watch" Sanders
Bernie "Seriously who even cares about economics when there's whites to blame?" Sanders
Bernie "I will make it mandatory for white fetuses to be ripped from the womb to prevent more bigotry" Sanders
Bernie "Kill every white in sight" Sanders
Bernie "With unemployment so high and automation on the rise we must combat this by importing millions of unskilled migrants like Europe" Sanders
>>28822740
Cap would endorse Rand
The New Captain America is pretty liberal
>>28822716
I'll take a bit of both.
Captain america believes in individuals. Bernie believes in government control to forcibly make everyone equal. #stumped
>>28822737
So captain america's solution is to support a candidate working within the two-party system?
i'm lmao'ing at your life
>>28822577
>implying bernie is relevant anymore
>>28822577
mfw i'd rather have the comedian anyway
>>28822737
*tips le fedora*
well said my enlightened friend
>>28822577
>Captain America
>ever endorsing a closet communist
Although Trump/Comedian is spot on
>>28823546
>If you criticize my country's shitty election system you are a fedorafag
How are americans this stupid?