Time for some British Nostalgia! Post shit from your childhood.
What makes those a brit only nostalgia thing? Had those fuckers throughout my entire early school years
So fuck off fag
So many memories lad
>>28822419
zzzap
not original, I'm surprised
>>28822742
I never realized until I looked it up later but it was meant to be a show for deaf people.
>FREW TANGS DO-YER-REMEMBER FREW TANGS?
![wham__00715[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hr7Nvhv.jpg "wham__00715[1].jpg")
Cheap, chewy ad tasty
I loved this shit.
This bitch right here. The disgusting hair.
Toffos
>>28823229
i was very catholic and the episode she stole made me frightened to the high heavens, curse that bitch
>>28823295
If you watch it back, you see how she's a right cunt to people and you can see why everyone hates her.
Beano
>>28823345
What was the best strip and why was it The Bash Street Kids?
>>28823318
shes a lying cow and has no moral fibre i cant believe she was ever allowed on cbbc
>>28823345
The Dandy was superior in every way
>>28823361
Toots BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
i remember this
OI M8S! U REMEBAH' WEN YE NAN'S BROTHER WAS FOCKIN' YE MUM AND AFTER HE'D CUM HE'D COME OVAH TO YOH AND TRY TO ACT LIKE 'E WAS YOUR M8!
FOCKIN' ELL!
>>28823480
The Dandy had a lot less slapstick and toilet humour and was more about puns and one liners
That feel when this bad boy was wheeled in.
>it's an apparatus lesson
>>28822844
>>28823002
>not blackjacks
>not fruitti tutti
>not bassetts sherbet fountains/dibdabs
>okay class, today we're going to play rounders
Having one of these out with pure Christian songs while sitting on a dirty wooden floor once a week, or for Easter, harvest, Halloween, Christmas or anything else.
>>28824745
>no-one says rules
>it eventually leads to a fight:
>if you bring the bat or drop it
>can you back track when you passed and let go of a post
>do you only go to first post if the ball goes behind you
>underhand only or choice.
>>28824820
Away in a manger~
>>28824882
He's got the hole wide world, in his hands!
>that time a dog got into the school
>>28822419
tf we had those for lunch in elementary school in the US
>>28824897
my older bro let my dog into my primary school once. it ran straight up to me wagging its tail
>>28824862
> First up at the plate
> no one expects you to do well
> smash that motherfucker
>homerun
>aw yiss
> suddenly some cunt pipes up with " He dropped the bat it doesn't count."
fuck you
SHES GOT A SMILE THAT IT SEEMS TO ME
>>28824894
He's got you me sister, in his hands.
>>28824999
>Plate
>Motherfucker
>Homerun
Nice try, yankee.
I'm a spring chicken, i'm yellow and small, my feathers are fluffy and they're keeping me warm!
>>28824999
>homerun
I wanna call you a moron, but those trips are impressive
>>28824894
Who put the colours in the raaaaaaainbow?
>>28824897
>time
>singular
The field we had literally bordered at least 2 dozen back gardens, so a dog was expected once a week.
>>28825042
Bringing back Nostalgia from the good ol' days my man... I still got picked on back then but I got my own back. Still was good.
>>28825064
Have you ever seen
A penguin come to tea?
When you look at me
A penguin you will see!
PENGUINS ATTENTION! PENGUINS BEGIN!
>>28825062
Grew up when everything was getting Americanized so we just used baseball phrases for rounders.
Guys this is a massive long shot but fuck it I may as well try. Back when I was young I used to watch Digimon on ITV/CITV. It would air on Tuesdays and Thursdays whilst another anime show aired on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays (which upset me because I liked Digimon more).
Anyway, does anyone by any chance know the name of that other show? I can't remember anything about it other than it being an anime with a slightly muted colour palette. Whenever I think of it, it produces a strange feeling (not nostalgia, something else) within me. This would have been early-mid 2000s btw.
who remembers the name of that fucking circle robot that moved around on the floor in I.T. class?
>>28825098
I never got the penguins begin part it doesn't fit the rest of the sent at all.
I don't mean to gloat, but in year 6, I was the stereo monitor, and got to stand at the front of assembly to control it. I even faded songs out when they were finished.
>>28825098
We had the same, but it was the slightly racially insensitive Zulu warrior instead of penguin.
>>28825168
We only ever got the penguin song when the drama teacher came. Any other song was about Harvest or Christianity. Explains why we didn't get that one.
Any scots remember that one song about people throwing sandwiches out their windows for children.
>be me
>be 8/9ish
>engage full autism mode
>refuse to poop for no reason
>get seriously bunged up and end up in hospital over easter
>have doctors put laxative pills up my bum trying to get me to shit
>some how fight all the laxatives and still don't shit
>it's been 2 weeks now
>taking up a bed in the childrens ward surrounded by genuinely ill kids
>people donate easter eggs because they feel sorry for us
>local news paper comes in and snaps photos
>end up using my photo
>tfw made it into the newspaper for being constipated
>ate all the easter eggs, shit the bed and went home that day
>>28825168
My scout leader taught us a song that was supposedly written because there used to be a spastic in the group that couldn't speak properly. It consisted of us holding our tongue and going UH UH UH UHUHHHH, then doing this spastic flail.
In hindsight, it was probably somewhat inappropriate, but was fucking jokes.
>>28825129
OH SHIT, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
>>28825115
Angela Anaconda?
You're going to need to give me more than that mate
>>28825274
Had it too, but the motor on one side was burned out slightly, so it curved to the right instead of going straight.
>>28824820
It was every morning assembly for me. God why did they never clean that floor, it was disgusting.
I remember when one lesson every Friday the head teacher would bring us all in to his office to sit on the floor so he could read us stories like the BFG. Then he would pick random kids to be allowed to sit in the window sill instead of the floor as a treat for be so attentive. Every Friday the kids would be overly eager to look attentive to the point that it was comical, just to be able to sit in the window sill. It just made you feel so special, crazy to think back how something so simple could make you feel so great.
Anyway, here is some nostalgia.
>>28825274
Roma? Roomba? Something like that, wasn't it???
>>28822486
This.
I guranfuckingtee those smiley fries were invented in goddamned AMERICA too. Only America loves fries enough to turn them into happy faces.
Fucking brits culturally appropriating American heritage.
>>28825250
Ever notice how based British 80's 90's 00's school life was? Picking on that one paki or gay kid. Monthly church visits and Christian tunes every week. Full concrete and tarmac playground but you still play bulldogs or throw snowballs and hurt that one kid. When you get bullied you could fight back, burst someones nose with a plastic container since he called me "Jackie". Even for a diagnosed sperg, it was great.
>>28825317
FUCK that hit me hard but I can't recall anything about it, this is some SCP level shit. I know what that is, and have seen it before, but goddamn I can't attach anything else to it.
What do you lads want?
>>28825115
Do you even remember what the show was about? I mean at this point I was 17 years old and getting smashed with the lads.
>In UK you get christmas, easter, lent and whatnot off because you are allowed to celebrate religion here
Stay mad and Happy Holidays Yanks.
>>28825398
I got called racist in greggs
>>28825317
Oh I remember a Teacher called Mr. Smith. He was heavily Christian and home schooled his kids. But he would bring an acoustic guitar and gather us around. One song was about littering, still didn't change shit about us littering.
>>28825374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8n5VAfTtt8
>tfw we used to watch this in the dining hall in the dark on an oldschool wheelie TV while writing along to it in the glimmer of the TV light.
>>28825398
Aye, can ye get a sausage and bean bake min?
>>28825398
Steak bake, lad.
Anyone else have that Christian guy who would play his guitar and sing songs about jesus to you every month or so?ours also did magic tricks
>>28825444
>gurgling girl
We all know what she's "gurgling" on :^)
>>28825468
my school did
he was also the biggest cunt around
>>28825418
Mother fucker, is it him? >>28825418
Average day in Britain
>>28825478
All the way round, down and around
>>28825502
Ours was good, he made it fun. He was called Tim.
>>28825317
>the head teacher would bring us all in to his office to sit on the floor so he could read us stories like the BFG
Same, but he came to our class, his office was small.
>BFG
>The Twits
>Anything by Roal Dahl or Dick King-Smith
>This fucking thing that he never finished and I have never heard of before/since
>>28825503
>>28825468
Shit I accidentally clicked my post twice instead of you.
>>28825418
That was the name of our head teacher who used to sing us songs like that with his guitar, what the fuck lel.
We were even made to go pick up litter at the local park.
>>28825516
Oh fuck, Tim!
He was young and a bit camp, his best song was "Start all over again".
This hit me hard as I went through my edgy teenage "everything is wrong with the world" phase aged 9-13
>>28825308
>>28825405
lol sorry it was so long ago I can't remember much. I THINK it was set in a school and that the main character was a female. There may have been magic involved.
The only thing I'm half-certain on is its greyish/muted aesthetic. It wasn't 'cheap'-looking -- it looks quite sophisticated/professional/sleek.
>>28825583
Was yours Tim too? Did you live in Sussex?
>>28825613
Nah, Suffolk/Essex here.
Who remembers being made to dip biscuits in your squash, what the fuck that was about I have no idea
Creation
Falls
Floods
4000 years ago
SALT
Sarah
Abraham
Lott
Terra
>>28825603
it was also relatively dark/atmospheric compared to say Pokemon, wasn't at all campy IIRC
>>28825603
>MC is female
>in a school
>magic
This is literally an entire genre of anime mate.
But, if it's this time period, odds are it's either Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, or possibly Tokyo MewMew.
Amerifat here, I remember those little fuckers. Absolutely delicious.
>>28822607
link to this page please
HEYYY, HEY BABY, OOH AHH, I WANNA KNOOOOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
Crocodile clips in science lesson
That one cool younger teacher when yours was a cunt
Prayers in assembly (our head teacher went off to be a Christian missionary in Africa)
The kid who pissed themselves in P.E one year
>>28825603
I have the exact same memory. Was it not the Western version of Cardcaptor Sakura? I remember it had a banging opening song.
>>28825507
none of the people in this comic are dark enough
damn, the GCHQ is getting crafty with their profiling
sorry brits lmao
>>28825660
just google image'd those and it's definitely none of those. not entirely sure how accurate my description is desu. i guess i'll never know
These bad boys
Fuck Jamie oliver 2bh
This dog is dead.
Just gonna throw some names purely from memory here.
>Get Your Own Back
>50/50
>Double Dare
>Queen's Nose
>Demon Headmaster
>Tracer Beaker
>Worst Witch (man I miss that)
>Art Attack
>My Parents Are Aliens
>Bernard's Watch
>Kipper
>Noddy
>Spot
>(The one with the witch, the cat and the owl, my sister and I named "Meg, mog and egg"
>Robot Wars
>STIG OF THE DUMP
>>28825603
Code Lyoko
W.I.T.C.H
Winx Club
>>28825360
>Ever notice how based British 80's 90's 00's school life was?
So you liked kissing all those boys, bong?
>>28825767
Best lunch was when curly fries or a korma were on.
>when your friend's older brother put salad fingers on when you were a young lad visiting your friend's house and it scarred you for a while
>>28825767
I feel sorry for anyone in school now. We had the coolest school dinners. Now they just have cheap, mass produced, tasteless stuff that schools can get away with by saying its 'healthy'
>>28825633
Essex?
Did you have Chris and Sue? Older guy with grey beard and jazzy sweaters, brunette woman with an accordion
>>28825757
>>28825723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-vS4aj-Zo
Either that or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_RZhh44NY
Seriously, give more information and I can help, you're starting to get me interested now!
>>28825767
>>28825797
Anyone remember those chicken thing where it looked like a chicken burger but it was covered in rice crispies?
They were fucking amazing.
>School disco
>Everyone just running and sliding on their knees.
>>28825778
Bernards Watch sucked, he was given this watch to stop time and every episode was a giant lecture about how he shouldn't have stopped time.
>>28825822
that's all the info I have and frankly I don't even know if my recollection is to be trusted. I don't wanna send people down a rabbit hole from which they won't be able to derive a satisfactory answer on account of my hazy memory.
the only thing I remember is it being is "dark" (aesthetically, thematically, and plot-wise). but because I don't watch anime I don't really have a frame of reference
Enjoy your war flashbacks.
>>28825822
It's too broad, there are a ton of anime with schoolgirl protagonists, with magic.
>>28825907
So "if you get power, don't be a selfish prick and abuse that power" is a bad message?
>>28825865
Oh the stuff like the Birds Eye chicken quarter pounders! Jesus those are fuckin delicious.
>>28825934
also I should probably say whilst I'm almost certain it was an anime, I can't be 100%. it might have just been a regular cartoon with anime "look" to it.
>>28825934
Code Lyoko
Sabrina the teenage witch
Naruto
>>28825934
Was it not an episode of Wolves, Witches and Giants?
>>28825721
PE in Primary School was odd. It was just out in the yard and usually just dodgeball or rounders, or it'd be interpretive dance, and everyone just got changed in the classroom.
>>28825962
>>28825865
Best with mayonnaise.
>>28825721
>HEYYY, HEY BABY, OOH AHH, I WANNA KNOOOOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
>>28825944
But he never did, his issue was he was always late, even when he tried to use it to save stuff it'd backfire. The message was basically 'don't top time'
>>28825987
I fucked my knee doing basketball once, slid on some mud and knocked it out, got carried to the office (hit my knee along the way back into place) got given an ice pack and my parents weren't even told, limped back to the classroom and had to get changed while everyone was already dressed
>>28826010
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
WHO
WHO
WHO WHO
Also that Superman song, all school disco classics.
Come Outside with Pippin the Dog, Trapdoor and Morph reruns
Me and Cat... all alone in the flat...
>>28826045
Oh, how shit was Primary first aid? Anything was just answer by either:
1.Wipe it, plaster it, go away little shit.
2.Ice pack, towel, fuck of you wee shit.
>>28825778
>Bernard's Watch
what i wouldnt give to have that watch
what would you lads do? personally id steal shit and molest qts
>>28826045
Same here with injuries, unless it was really bad, but back then falling over would make me cry.
If nobody brought their kit with them, they had to do it with no trousers on and their jumpers off.
>I AM THE MUSIC MAN, I COME FROM FAR AWAY AND I CAN PLAY~
>WOOOAH, THE HOKEY COKEY
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH BOMBA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNz4jE-gV8U
>every fucking Spanish holiday required this
>>28826091
> molest qts
> steal shit
what else is there to do really ?
>>28825822
>>28825723
>>28825660
y'know what the more I watch clips of Cardcaptor on YouTube the more I think this might be what I'm looking for. Still, it isn't triggering an "aha! that's the one!" reaction so I'm not 100% sure.
there are bits in that opening sequences (where the girl is in the library/classroom) that feel very right. I dunno. thanks though anons
>>28826088
Them kids that got sick and had to vomit in an old bucket
Here's some programmes to remember for you. One is easy. Whats the name of the programme that was on CITV with the cat and the worm in the town? Their answer to Arthur
There was also the TV show with Raccoons where they lived in a treehouse and fought some other bad animals.
There was also a really early CBBC one, I think the earliest, old animation, set in a forest, there was a deer and an owl and I wanna say the main characters were Wolves. It was full of drama.
>>28826116
>Old British kid clubs in Majorca you go to when you parents couldn't give two shits about you.
>>28826118
...er...edutainment crossed with slapstick comedy where Bernard stops a dozy cyclist who is about to cycle into oncoming traffic, quickly switch the direction of him and the bike, and watch in laughter as said dozy cyclist slams into a lamppost instead? Always pay attention to the road, kids.
>>28825934
mona the vampire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPVf2p2QaI
>>28826145
The vomit bucket! Jesus Christ. They just got given the bucket and told to fuck off to class until their parents come.
>>28826156
Hey best friend for the next 2 weeks and then will never contact again.
>>28826116
>tfw going on holiday in spain and you have to watch your family get pissed while you sit bored, drinking coke.
>tfw you go on a big holiday and can at least hang out with your cooler, older cousin
>tfw you get older and they allow you a cheeky beer
>All those friends you made on holiday and you never asked for their e-mail or number or whatever
>>28826171
Didn't know anything about Mans the vampire, then I heard this. It is all coming back.
Shit what was that one show , it starts with some creepy nosrefatu type guy in a creepy ass cinema then he presents a " horror story " meant to teach kids a lesson.
>>28825721
>>28826116
>aaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaa do do do!
>push pineapple shake the tree
>>28826137
Thing is, when I watched CITV, Cardcaptors was a 7am thing before school, on the morning CITV. It wasn't changed with anything. Was Cardcaptors, then Yugioh.
Here's some more show nostalgia for you all
>Noah's Island
>Yvon of the Yukon
>The Cramp Twins
>>28826204
You would just see a kid going down a slide and go "He is good enough..." go up to them and boom! You fuck about with them for a week or 2.
>>28826252
>The Cramp Twins
I've been meaning to say this but refraining because it's 100% not british.
>>28826156
The greatest 5 days. Nobody knows you, no past reputation, everyone starts to form cliques, the qts you meet, the best friend you make. Then it all falls apart when you gotta go.
>>28826252
>cramp twins
my parents didn't let me watch that.
>>28826240
>to the left, to the right!
That multi school science event where you tried to impress qts from surrounding schools
The fire safety event where you got made to do a test 999 call
The school trip to the British museum on a coach
Singing THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR! and STAMFORD BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN on that same coach
>>28826118
>kill people
>take nudes of celebs and put them online
>do stuff like this doujinhttps://hitomi.la/galleries/443074.html and get gf
there must be more things to do
>>28826239
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids.
>>28826298
>somethign soemthign grind coffee
>>28826258
You look for the one alone, who isn't remotely fat. "He has no clique. We must stick together."
>>28826215
>"Here anon, have a beer."
>Get pissed off it.
>>28826300
>STAMFORD BRIDGE
You are free to leave the island, lad. Even Americans know it's London bridge.
>>28826286
There was never any, getting to know you. You all know you are in the same situation.
Also when you would go to the arcade late at night with your mate and play House of the Dead with the few quid you got given.
>>28826304
Find a spot in the forest and just lie there with no worry
>>28826313
Yes , thanks. Also another one , not sure if it was just a short or something but I remember after school there used to always be this thing on and the only part I remember was a knight riding up to a tower , calling for the princess and then her fat nurse comes out and yells at him
> Was gay as fuck.
>>28826354
The football ground m8
>>28826300
Primary school trips were five minute tour, just go around with a work sheet, find the things for an hour, lunch, fuck around with a group where you'd sit alone for an hour, go back home.
Oh and the weird feeling during a multi-school event, and all the new people you meet, then you go into Secondary School and you all remember each other but nobody says anything and you never become friends.
>>28826344
Usually it's the kid 2 or 3 years older than you.
"You should have stayed at the party, Maxine..."
So can we start posting Peter Kay jokes now?
This thread is literally his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk
What was that one which is hosted by a guy in goblin make up standing around an orb and it's a tower full of challenges kids have to conquer. There was also something about a cable car which brings them to the tower.
>>28826365
Time Crisis as well. Then you'd always see them later on looking equally as bored sitting with their coke at some outdoor bar as both your families get drunk.
>>28826252
I think this show I'm searching for aired during the summer, when it would alternate with Digimon.
also, completely forgot about Yvon of the Yukon. I remember that being great. Was never much of a fan of the Cramp twins -- something about them disturbed me
>>28826462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6K7Bu8EL80
>>28826475
You never say to meat them or anything. You see them with their family and you both off to fuck.
"Unfortunately, you must lose a life!"
>yfw someone beat The Way of the Warrior
This senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA
>>28826492
Some other gameshows:
50/50
Get Your Own Back
Jungle Run
My only memories were a kid shooting up our middle school.
>>28822419
Crying and posting on the internet
>>28826536
THAT FUCKING SIDEWAYS SWINGING THING WAS SO OP, IT KILLED EVERYONE!
>>28826559
They had a bunch of TV shows too and a movie about time travelling to the 50s
>>28826492
Thanks lad!
>Oregano post to spice things up.
>>28826536
This has just brought back so many memories.
>>28826239
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids - loved that narrator guy. The spider episode freaked me the FUCK out as a kid.
>>28826590
I was there on the first ever Way of the Warrior win, I actually yelled. It was a girl dressed in green. She went to the finals too, and came 4th.
>>28826567
>Jungle Run
How could I forget?
>the daily argument about a kid getting fucking split in half if the monkey belly closed on them while escaping.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ONEAnd finally, Bully's SPEEEEEECIAL PRIIIIIIIIZE
literally GOAT tv show
>Your parents being excited for the holiday and you dreading it
>Waiting forever at the airport
>Expensive airport food
>Freaking out over turbulence
>When you step off the plane and get the hot air
>Lookie Lookie Men
>Braiding Hair girls
>Going to the beach and getting burnt hard, the beach being packed
>Sitting by the pool all day, you avoiding the club reps who are doing activities
>That kids club you were forced to go to on an evening
>Paying money to go on the internet
>Buying cheap rip off clothes and caps
>Getting sketched by someone in a cartoony style
>Being allowed to drink and having to get carried back to the hotel
>That final day, where you just scrounge around looking for gifts
>Being sad because you'll never see your holiday friends again
>Coming back home and it's raining
Some more warm country holiday feels
dis nigga right hurr
>>28826683
It was for an older audience than me at the time, so I didn't get it much, just that it was about aliens, but season 2 and 3 had time travel and clones and government conspiracies and it lost me. It was always the 5pm show, like Byker Grove and Grange Hill
Honestly the greatest children's variety show of all time.
>MMMMISTY
>Chums
>Wonky Donky
>Challenge Ant
>Cat the Dog
i could never eat the smiles without getting rid of the actual smile first, but even then it just made it worse.
they should have made them potato sneers, i would have put bags away.
>>28826296
probably because they had taste
>>28826707
>>Lookie Lookie Men
Oh that takes me back.
>>28826711
beat me to it lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwYiPwkwbc
This was the shit.
>>28826737
a lot of it was pretty fucking heavy, it was basically found-footage horror but really toned down. some of the shit was creepy as fuck though like those spooky identical twin girls who'd disappear and shit
Growing up, you were either an Art Attack kid, or a SMart kid.
Sad what happened though, so I understand why they brought back AA and let this rest.
>When every kid used to style their hair like S-Club 7 or wear the same clothes when it was time for the disco.
>Running around and sliding about.
>All the girls huddled in the corner while you and the rest of the boys acted mad.
>Those pre-made cups of black current and orange diluted juice and little fairy cupcakes.
>Classic holiday tunes and S-Club 7 played by the hired dj.
>When you got fed up, you and your mate would fuck off to the stairs.
Miss those days.
Actually surprisingly good for it's time, you know.
>>28826917
>>When you got fed up, you and your mate would fuck off to the stairs.
Alright Daren?
>standing by wall at disco
>until some-one starts a game of IT
>then all hell breaks looseWhile I'm at it, I'm not the only one that called the game "IT right, no brits called it "tag".
>>28826954
It's fucking tag m8
We've had abroad memories but how about some holiday camp memories
>Full of working class people because of the cheapness
>Annoying holiday reps
>Living in a caravan was cool, camping out was not
>The ones that had tiny B&B style rooms
>Having to be cramped all together with your brothers and cousins when going to sleep
>Ballpits everywhere
>Indoor pools with huge slides you weren't allowed to go down on
>Tennis courts nobody used
>Kids club your parents made you join
>That qt you followed around
>Pass the parcel and passing it slowly so you get to unwrap
>Musical chairs, chinese whispers
>Some annoying mascot
>Always going to the same bar every night
>Parents always asking you to go on the dance floor and do the macarena/superman song/cha cha slide etc.
>You go to the arcade instead
>Meet that one bro who feels the same
>Play two player games with him
>He's always leaving the next day
>That time you were part of a huge group of kids and they'd all run off and leave you because you were made to socialize
>This playing everywhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ
>>28826954
>>until some-one starts a game of IT
>>then all hell breaks loose
>Calling the stage or snack bit dells to avoid being it
Jesus you are not wrong about hell being broken lose.
>>28826854
I actually remember how it ended. They fail. They went back in time to stop them ever going on that trip, they get the red eye virus, which meant they'd teleport somewhere random with the mind of a child.
>>28826917
>that DJ
>he was at every school disco, wedding and birthday
>and he always had those light stands at the front
>the ones that split diagonally into 4 triangles
>and each triangle was red/blue/yellow/green.
I can't be the only one who had this guy.
>>28826917
What did you used to get in your goodie bag?
>>28827040
Read the file name familia.
>>28827050
Some Maoam and Harribo, balloon, napkin and a bit of cake also a crayon or pencil of somekind.
Now I'm older I always wonder why the dad was always doing the ironing.
>>28827006
I'm sorry I left man......
But god damn that fucking song.
Were you a Butlins or a Pontins kid?
>>28827112
Haribo bag, either chocolate buttons or milky way magic stars, space raiders/chipsticks/some other 10p crisps, piece of the cake, fairy cake with metallic balls on it, felt tips or crayons, colouring book or dot to dot
At this point it's like we all went to the same school or holiday when we talk about this shit. The similarities are on fucking point.
>>28827023
>dells
?
Home?
>>28827150
I guess it's the Scottish version of home.
>>28827131
Haven and Butlins. For Amusement Parks it was Alton Towers or Flamingo Land.
Haven was always in a caravan with my cousins. None of us slept, we all kept ripping the blankets off each other, kicking each other, pillow fighting, pantsing etc.
I wish I got the contact info of my holiday bros
>penis inspection day at the queen's local public educational Daybox
>with my chum, having a cheeky snog that the headmaster told us was very, very naughty while waving his finger
>my best mate stops kissing me and says "Nigel, did you forget, mate? Today is penis inspection today, we'll be late if we keep snogging!"
>swallow hard and my tummy-wummy fills with the dread; a boy my age would get and very serious trouble if I missed penis inspection!
>start running down the hallways after adjusting our clothing, almost bump into a statue of a crumpet, and then nearly trip over a stack of korans!
>thankfully, here Ben start to bong just as we enter the rubber sweating field
>smells very strong and moist, and it's very warm
>see the headmaster giving my other mate his penis inspection; he's using his mouth to take the temperature, before popping off and swiveling in his bumplatform.
>"Nigel J. Pennyworth, you are in SERIOUS trouble!"
>"Feel my tummy sinky-winky again
>Headmaster curls his finger and then pats his lap.
>"Yes, sir, my apologies, sir, I was praying to the Queen and Muhammad when-"
>"NO excuses, Mr. Pennyworth! Trousers and knickers, DOWN!" He exclaimed, while my cheeky classmates stood around with their hard young willywackers
>Lay over headmaster's lap
>He runs his hands over my rump a few times; can feel his popinthebox getting curiously lumpy until it pokes my own stabbery-doo
>SMACK!
>Begins to beat my bum a cherry red
>About to spank me once more with his big hand.
>Suddenly, my chum Neville, who has always been a very cheeky wanker, drops a plastic knife he'd smuggled from the eateryspot that he'd hidden between his fannycheeks; whole room goes silent
>"EVACUATE, GENTLEMEN!" The headmaster sets me down, and begins sprinting to the nearest exit as the naked boys run after him
>managed to avoid penis inspection day
Wew lads, it sure was a frightful one innit
>>28827172
I assumed scottish.
>>28827190
>Pleasure Island
>>28826045
I used to be teased because I wore briefs instead of boxers and people noticed when I got changed.
>>28822419
had these in the US ya lil feg
>>28826992
It's It mate.
>>28827193
You actually wrote all of that, you sad autistic wankstain.
>>28825115
Card captors? Monster Rancher?
>>28827193
Never underestimate the power of the plastic knife ye cunt!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3472956/Teenager-stabbed-schoolboy-death-lunch-break-brought-knives-knuckledusters-school-thought-cool.html
>The boy got stabbed in a near by school on my last year, the stabbing was triggered by a packet of hobnob. Serves the ginger cunt right for not giving a guy a hobnob.
Also, my headmaster was gay...
crazy bones lads!
>>28822742
It never went on the fucking eye
>>28827309
I forgot to add:
>That boy should of binned that knife and got a life.
>>28827283
We called it "tig".
>foot in for tiiiiiig
How did you guys figure out who was starting as it?
>eeny meenie miney moe
>sky blue, sky blue, all out but you
>it bit dog shit
And the safe part of the playground was "home". I'm Scottish btw never heard of dells
Lads did anyone have that teacher or teachers that people just sort of knew were a bit pedo?
Seems like every school had them but we had a PE teacher that would slip out of lessons to perv on the girls doing swimming and stuff and just left us to fuck around. We all knew but never cared enough beyond jokes and shouting PEDO! at him when he wasn't looking.
>>28827353
I'm from Northern England so "It" must be a southern thing.
>>28827353
We used "it bit dog shit" and "coconut coconut" to decide.
Also what part are you from? I think dells in a northern or eastern Scotland thing.
>>28824820
>Hymn practice on Tuesday mornings
>>28827353
If you called it tig you were from a pussy middle class gated community background desu.
>>28827291
Sorry mate, was having a spot of tea and letting Daddy check my bum for hufflepuffs and hoggleworts.
I was very cheeky; Daddy didn't even notice my Potterstick became very stiff. I let out a little forbidden giggle when he left to call my biological father in the US and let him know he was taking good care of me and that there was no need to come over and fuck Mummy again on the Queen's birthday (our most sacred and holy holiday).
>>28827353
Some more yard games. Duck duck goose. Those ropes that you'd put around yours and your friend's feet and you'd have to jump over them or tangle your feet in them.
>That friend who's parents let him drink so you'd sit in your room drinking carling or fosters or some other cheap can.
>>28827423
we had this song that went something like
>jesus lalalala... pouring his love and goodness in.
From this we figured that Jesus was a gay yoghurt. since Jesus loved everyone, and those danone adverts were constantly like "with activia goodness", hence jesus was a gay yoghurt. Just wanted to share that :^)
Also:
pic related
>>28827433
>its an american tries to be funny episode
bud bud ding ding, everybody sing sing, do the paki rap
there ain't no black, in the union jack, so taking that paki back
bit of playground racism
>>28825444
Reminds me of this fucker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVktxm3p7gI
>>28826536
>NAVAR WAS JUST RAVEN BACKWARDS
>That shitty animation of the feather dissapearing
>That one game where they have to guide a team mate through the string maze whilst blindfolded and none of them did it well
>That shitty series where they attempted to force a story onto it
>>28822419
>Primary school lunch time
>Used food trays instead of plates
>For every 10 or so grey trays there was 1 green tray
>kids used to literally fight for the green tray because colour
>>28827423
>Going down to the local church doe Easter and Christmas.
Also
>Going to Anchor Boys or Boys Brigade so much you remember the classic Lords prayer.
>>28827433
How come you write stuff like that?
>>28827505
NEVAR BECAUSE I AM A FAGGOT
>>28827399
Every PE class had the following teachers:
The male pedo teacher
The male Chad teacher who'd favoured his after school sports buddies and picked on the fatties
The old man teacher who couldn't even walk
The fat old woman teacher who was head of PE
The female teacher who looks like a man
The hot female teacher.
>>28825317
Holy shit that reminds me of nursery. The kids cheered when the letters were colourful
>>28827491
>Oli Oli Oli
>Tits in the trolley
>Balls in the biscuit tin
>Sittin' on the grass, with your finger up yer arse
>Playing with you dingalingaling
This was my favourite one, got us in so much trouble.
>primary school
>cutting paper or card in art
>left handed
>used to get bullied for being left handed as there was about 10 people in the whole school who were
Fuck
>>28827422
South Lanarkshire
>>28827426
Feels good not being scum mate. I bet your accent is so vulgar
>>28827505
My mum knew the girl who played Princess Erina (had to google that)
>>28827622
>Picking on that one left kid or gingy.
Ayyyy!
>>28827582
https://youtu.be/cdd-KMbWB3I?t=48s
>0:48
>>28827505
The games I remember are the maze one, the one where they had to fight using big rubber clubs on some ledge gladiator style, the question and answer one where if they got a question right they took a step forward, but there were the hooded dudes behind them catching up, and one where they had to jump from a high ledge off a tree, if they had the courage then they got a ring.
Nevars final test was running to a portal while he zapped 'lightning bolts' at them, which were actually just plastic balls cgi'd, it was also a hassle to do apparently because they constantly had to start and stop the game whenever someone got hit because it meant they were teleported back to the start without a life.
The one with a story was Raven: The Island, where there were teams and stuff and they had to travel around the island. There was a sequel in like Arabia and shit which was the same thing but with AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYAYYYY in the background constantly.
>>28822419
>School discos
>>28827622
There was only one other in my class, but we only had 1 of those bullshit yellow/green ones, so I hurt my hands so bad trying (and failing) to use the right-handed ones.
>>28827686
that arabia one sucked ass
Pic related for some dank nostalgia
>>28827641
Actually my accent became so refined that people cant believe I am from where I am from -and- I didn't grow up as a backwards emotionally stunted softarse. Bonus.
EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>28827120
whipped desu
>>28827774
Please don't
This gives me scout camp PTSD
>>28827337
>"Do you have Sharkey?"
>>28827649
List of kids picked on in primary school:
>The lefty
>The ginge
>The one with glasses (by the way what was up with the eyepatch kids with glasses used to wear?
>The one who wore briefs
>The one who didn't bring toys in on toy day
>The one in the crappy clothes on non-uniform day
>The one who came in their uniform on non-uniform day
>>28827795
>tfw I shat myself in scout camp and of course the only girl out of the whole boys sat next to me
I still don't understand why she was let in
>>28827871
Some guy gave another guy a blowjob in the same tent as me for 2 polos.
2.
Mint.
Polos.
>>28827821
Add another to the list
>The kid wearing a football strip which it not the local team on non-uniform day
That kid got ripped to shit.
>>28827487
>it's a butthurt bong gets sent to jail for mocking another anon and violating the antitrolling laws of Her Majesty's Bongistanian Kingdom episode
>>28827909
Trying too hard desu.
>>28827909
not in england m8
try again :)
>>28827892
Jesus, at least when I went to army cadets one of the females were classier and done it for the chocolate pudding ration. Or something which wasn't the muesli or the mushroom omelette.
>>28827892
Worth it. Fuck, I mean all those camp rooms, even on school trips that were extended had all kinds of shenanigans going on.
>>28827399
I felt sorry for any cover teacher. It must be the worst job. The hell they'd go through. I especially understand now, having to deal with those little shits, not being respected due to not being one of the proper teachers.
>>28827948
oh fuck not cadets.
I was an air cadet, the amount of homoeroticism there was too much to be contained even in the Hercules.
When I turned up to a cadet camp my room mate asked if I was a "rambunctious homosexual".
Also on scout camp my patrol leader asked if I wanted to have gay sex with him. My beaver leader was also a convicted paedo.
>>28827976
I was naive as fuck to it all, that was the first time I experienced it first-hand.
>>28827399
>Come on anon, get changed already, we're waiting for you!
>You didn't bring your kit, well, you'll have to use the spare
>No, you can't keep your shirt on for swimming!
>>28828002
>Air Cadets
>Air fairies
That the mistake there senpai. At least you weren't some kind of Anchor Wanker.
