Any r9k every survive a suicide attempt? What was it like?
i took a load of paracetamol when i was 14. tried to go to sleep but my stomach hurt so fucking badly.
i was on a mental ward at the time and when morning came around i'd only had a couple of hours of sleep. got woken up for breakfast with the other inmates, vomited on the floor then again a couple of mins later on the way back to my room. stomach hurt so much and the nausea was insane.
had to own up seeing as i wasn't dead yet. got taken to hospital in an ambulance working blue lights and had to spend a couple of nights with a drip and a load of anti sickness meds.
the best part was my family visiting me and my mum crying. felt bad man.
>>28821453
Took half a bottle of my mom's tylenol when i was 13. Woke up half a day later and she asked me if i was happy- i stuttered out a yes, and she never brought it up again
>>28821453
is it possible to survive by hanging?
Yes water intoxication. It was a stupid method I don't recommend it.
>>28821453
shot myself with a .22 pistol
>tfw you can never smell again
>>28821864
literally the dumbest way
best case scenario of quick death is highly unlikely unless you're a champion pill swallower
best case somewhat likely scenario: you die of organ failure in pain while your family visits.
>>28822107
>.22 pistol
must have been a nasty headache for a few minutes
>>28822031
>rope breaks, leaving you brain damaged/paralyzed
>object you attached the rope to breaks, leaving you brain damaged/paralyzed
>knot comes undone, leaving you brain damaged/paralyzed
>someone finds you and wants to "help", leaving you brain damaged/paralyzed
>>28821453
Hardly anyone has survived a true suicide attempt, because if you really wanted to do it you'd fucking do it.
All of the replies here are just cry for help faggots.
>>28822157
>>28822107
And this children is why you use this instead
>>28822192
well there's >>28822107
>>28822240
>.22
he knew better
>>28822181
my exacly fears
>>28822275
probably, but seems to be a little more drastic than cutting your wrists with the door wide open or swallowing a fistful of asprin
>>28822192
you're just wrong
even simple ones like death by helium or open carotid have a surprisingly high fail rate
combination of all systems can fail and the body is very robust
a few years back a girl i know jumped off a bridge about 80 ft above a shallow creek bed. i'm pretty sure that's far enough to get near terminal velocity. anyway she landed on her skinny ass, broke her back (but not paralyzed) and survived
>>28822240
You believe that?
>>28822334
honestly? no fucking clue
people bullshit here all the time, but i sometimes wonder if half the shit here is true. someone who browses this board shooting themselves with a .22 doesn't seem to far off.
>>28822404
If I shot myself I'd use a low caliber bullet so as to not make too much of a mess. Didn't know a 22 wasn't good enough. Thanks mate
>>28822473
.357 is the only way to go :^)
Tryed hanging but after 1 min i was still conscious and gave up
>>28822107
did you shoot yourself through the fucking nose or something?
>>28822404
I get what you're saying
>>28822473
the lower the caliber, the more likely youll survive. its better to leave a mess then remain a vegetable. just go out in the woods and do it, then tell the cops where your body will be in a delayed email or phone message or something. thats what im gonna do, anyways.
>>28822334
you really think someone would just blatantly lie on /r9k/?
>>28821453
Neck hurt as everloving fuck afterwards.
