Hey robots
I am super drunk
It is my18thbirthday
Ask me anything
>>28820581
Why the fuck are you here? Go hang out with your friends you piece of shit
>>28820600
>Implying i have friends
Did I post on the wrong board
>>28820600
newfag detected
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>>28820581
how is your bday going op?
>>28820649
He's fucking 18. How severely retarded do you have to be to get drunk at like 11 PM all alone on your 18th birthday. I don't even think its possible to be that much of an autist.
>>28820581
happy birthday newfriend
>>28820668
>>28820683
Haha I've been here since I turned 12 but thank you guys. I went for two college lectures then got back home and parents got me a martini. After that I had a wine and here I am trying to fix my PC
>>28820675
mods just ban this kid already
>>28820713
Sounds like a pretty alright bday. I have never tried a martini before, how are they?
>>28820782
Ohh it really nice, sparkly and tastes like juice. I also had a good banana juice today
>>28820737
Uh oh I always lied i am 18 before
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Happy birthday dear fembot
Happoyyyyy birthday to you
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