>order pizza
>open door to see qt teen grill
>Hiiiii
>Extra large pepperoni for anon!
>try not to spill spaghetti
>sign receipt
>Thanks! Enjoy your meaaal!
>Y-you too.
>realize I implied that she should also enjoy her meal
>slam shut door on her face to avoid awkwardness
>now I can't order Papa Johns anymore
>>28819326
She probably hears this at least 5 times a day, calm down.
>>28819326
Should have "Whoaa, you sure you can't come enjoy this pizza with me?"
>>28819326
>pepperoni
You deserve it you sperg
>checking baggage for a flight
>receive boarding passes
>"enjoy your flight"
>you too
>>28819326
>not getting a hawaiian
Fucking normie! REEEEEEEEEEE!
>>28819378
What do you order then? Some fucking abomination like hawaiian or cheese with onions pizza?
>>28819326
what about man up and do some derision to laugh it off ?
>>28819326
>realize I implied that she should also enjoy her meal
It sounds nice when you put it that way.
>>28819326
>not ordering a pan pizza with ham and chicken from dominos
>>28819517
Combination master race
>>28819591
>mushrooms and bell pepper
Come on family
>>28819378
Dont diss on pepperoni you fucking pineapple on bread eating degenerative cancer cell scum fuck ill sizzle your balls on a fucking hot stick and inhale the fumes you niglet enabler you.
>>28819646
>>28819634
I see you man children have not developed a taste for veggies. Better eat up or mommie won't give you your good boy points
>>28819326
Americans are so stupid and fat.
Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these
You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.
Hell, I made a thread about quintessential Canadian accomplishments (CANADA ARM) a few days back, and that thread was a phenomenal success
But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this
The thread I made earlier, you fat fucks, has proven that Canadian society is hands down the better.
In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.
We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.
As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime
You fat fucks truly deserve Trump
What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.
Fuck you America.
You fat cunts.
You stupid pigs.
You unbelievable mongrels.
You are a nation in decline.
Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.
When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing Canada is, not only for slaughtering you like the pigs you are, but also for saving the world from your degeneracy.
In the future, when my great great whatever children are out there doing whatever in space, they will be sure to know that they are much better than the future fat and ugly space Americans
>>28819739
You posted a thread earlier with 3 self bumps. No one took the bait, now kindly go away Canada
>>28819739
Im Canadafag and I think you're a faggot.
Im gonna see if I can get Trudeau to rape you for this while using a baby seal's blood as lube
>>28819795
>edgy
Sure thing "Canadian"
Why don't you try throwing some "Caaaanndiiann ppooouutttinnee" at me too while you're at it?
>>28819774
>butt mad Amerifat detected
I BTFO of you on that thread, and I'll do it again for the glory of Canada
>>28819739
>All these fat fuck Americans
>mfw laughing my ass off
America is inherently a shit country.
The USA wishes it were like Turkmenistan.
Because you people are inherently evil.
I wish there would be a movie where my country, the much more superior TURKMENISTAN, triumphs over the US
But alas, the fat fucks (you specifically) allow themselves to triumph over the rest because they are fat stupid children
Fuck you America
Fuck you for the world wars
Fuck you for Robbing my country of a culture
Fuck you for spreading your degeneracy to the rest of the world
Fuck you for bombing the Middle East
Fuck you for drone strikes
Fuck you not helping Turkmenistan in the fire were having right now
Fuck you for Trump
Fuck you for ruining Europe by creating ISIS
Fuck you for 3rd wave feminism
Fuck you for spreading estrogen in the water and making girls grow breasts at the age of 9
Fuck you for normalizing the brutality and racism against blacks and brown people from the police
FUCK YOU FOR ALL OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS
And FUCK YOU FOR NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT TURKMENISTAN IS BETTER THAN AMERICA
One day America...
One FUCKING day.
Fucking fat fucks.
Fuck you.
>>28819739
>>28819884
These pastas are criminally underrated
Papa John's is shit anyways. Only acceptable ones are Domino's, Pizza Hut, or a local chain
>>28819884
I just saw this same exact shit in a thread a few hours ago
>>28819326
It happens to me quite often. Don't pay much attention to it and next time you will be more relaxed and probably you can answer something smarter
>>28819462
you disgust me
original;a;rhnaperjbhpaI
>>28819739
>a
>literal
>fucking
>leaf
>>28819326
Do YOU come with the pizza?
>>28819326
Fuck I just ordered a pizza. I hope it's not a qt, I don't want to lose my spaghetti today.
>>28819372
I work at a pizza place
>some nigger calls on the phone and tries to order food
>tell him he got the wrong store so if he wants an order hes coming to my store
>hangs up on me
>calls back, tell him the same thing
>hangs up again
>calls again, 'ayo, so..so Im coming to uh...dis store? uh yea okay, how much is dis? and dis? and dis?'
>finally orders a nasty chicken/sausage/beef pizza
>I make it and expect him to cancel the order or not show up so its already trash in my mind
>tell him 15 mins
>negro walks in in 5 mins, has piercings and dreds, with gold teeth, saggy pants and shit tattoos
>asks me if I want a slice
>say 'sorry, I already ate lunch' (truth)
>he gets on snapchat and starts filming my fucking face saying shit like 'she didnt want a slice so Im puttin her on snapchat'
>I tell him to stop, he ignores me
>start taking his pizza out and as soon as I turn around he starts filming my ass and taking pics
I wanted to take the pizza out, throw it on the ground, stomp on it in the box and give his money back and call the cops. (A cop shop is 2 blocks away)
>>28819473
Linguica is the superior sozzy. Combines better with garlic and veggies too.
>>28821496
Shouldn't have such a filmable ass honey.
>>28819739
I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
>>28821496
>I wanted to take the pizza out, throw it on the ground, stomp on it in the box and give his money back and call the cops.
And you didn't because....?
>>28821816
Do you live in burgerstan?
>>28821816
Because I was alone in the store and if the nigger would chimp out and record my face some more and try to hurt me, there would be nothing I could do.
>>28821496
Tits
Original comment
>>28821767
It was the first time I had worn shorts in 4 years so, yeah, ill stick to baggy jeans from now on.
>>28819326
There are no female pizza delivery people. Just weird old men who are washed out from drugs and creepy or young dweebs with no social skills.
>>28819517
>pan pizza
Absolutely disgusting. You're fucking terrible.
I get my local greasy and floppy new york style pizza.
>>28822171
I'll protect you... :c cutie c-can we talk sometime?
Anyone who doesn't order a deep pan margarita with no toppings every time can kill themselves.
>>28819326
That chick's pussy is made for white dick
>>28819326
>Sign receipt
What?
>>28819326
That's clearly not an extra large. You should call and tell her manager that she brought you the wrong pizza and get her fired. Then, once she is distraught and emotionally compromised from losing her job, you swoop in and fuck her right in the pussy.
>>28821496
You can share a pizza with me then, my sweet :^)
Post more cute pizza delivery girls. It's the whole reason I opened this thread.
I love cute girls in shitty fast food
uniforms
Dominoes pepperoni and mushroom pizza = god tier
>leaning on my door
>>28821496
>Not ignoring him after the first call
>>28822012
Sorry I forgot that if you live in Europe, you have to act kindly to niggers hitting on your white women, even when its unwanted.
>>28824276
I will do this from now on if its a ghetto black guy. I also flagged his account and said he was blacklisted from the store.
>>28823228
>not putting on a fresh bit of paint on the door before the delivery guy comes
>fuck up his uniform if he dares to touch the door like last time
What's everyone pizza of choice anons???
>Dominos
>Build you own 30% off
>Large Normal crust
>BBQ base
>Peppers
>Ground beef
>Pepperoni
for drink
>Fanta
For desert/snack
>Domino cookies
>Ben and jerries caramel chew chew
>>28822304
>no toppings
wew lad, I will literally fight you if you live in Texas
>>28819739
Have fun in America lite.
>A
>MOTHERFUCKING
>LEAF
>>28825318
Double chicken small meal deal
>Small meatilicious with garlic butter
>Chicken kickers
>Order garlic bread instead of more chicken because it allows it
>Bottle of Irn-Bru
>Add a big dip for a quid
19.99 quid
Pure pig out for cheap
or
>Medium pizza legend
>Smokey bacon
>Chicken
>Cookies
>Big dip
That garlic dip is life.
>>28825695
Hi anon, appreciate your reply,
you can get irn-bru with yours up in scotland??? haha that's legit.
your legend sounds pretty decent. yyeah the garlic dip is decent but i only use it for a few slices.
I got my pizza rn feeling pretty comfy, bottle of fanta too, all for 13.00
>>28822171
>girl
>saying the n word
Nice try neckbeard
>>28825318
Pizza 73
>No sauce (yep Im that weird kid that everyone hates)
>extra cheese
>bacon
>pepperoni
Drink
Barqs Root Beer or just whatever alcohol I'm sipping
Good shit for when you are drunk as hell
>>28825845
I had the second option last night. I gave up on the last cookie, I was about to puke due to the amount of food. I shamelessly ate it in the morning. Zero regrets. And aye, we get Irn-Bru here, the most unhealthy option out of the others.
>>28821496
Whore. Kill yourself.
>man is friendly, offers you pizza
>acts like a bitch
I fucking hate women.
>>28825628
Why are you so frustrated?
Damn this bot
>>28826049
damn dude that must be so dry!! probably cheap thooo
>>28826063
If i get cookies i always save 1 or 2 for the next morning :D
She likely just thought you were stoned or in a hurry:
I work in a school, I tell parents "your kid had a great day today" and at least 3x a week I hear "I hope yours did too". Plot twist, I don't have a kid
>>28819739
Canada here, Shut the fuck up with this pasta. Canada is the worst and everything in it is shit.
>>28826090
this desu 100% senpai
