>working at convenience store, it's slow, nobody around
>guy comes up to my counter asking to buy a cigar
>or maybe a cigarette, no maybe not i don't want the whole thing...
>keeps flip flopping like he's stalling for time
>beginning to suspect that he has ulterior motives
>starts telling a 'funny story' to me about some trip to took
>'yea i went to a farm and cut grass it was rly hard'
>'i'm just a skinny guy i dont have big shoulders like you'
>oh did he complimented my shoulders, is he hitting on me?
>don't actually ask if he's hitting on me he probably isn't
>talk for like 20 minutes just hanging out at my counter
>eventually he leaves the store without buying anything
so... what just happened to me?
He was a faggot.
I used to have a Harley Davidson shirt I wore at work because I wreck them fast. After work I went to get gas and some queer asked me if I had a Harley. I told him it was a thrift store shirt for at work. He rolled his eyes and told me real Harley people don't wear the apparel.
He started acting bubbly almost and told me about how he has 7 txt messages on his phone. At this point I'm starting to get annoyed because I just need to pay for gas and go home.
The queer tells me he has a fast bike and that's all he rides. He pulls out his phone and starts typing, after a few minutes he shows me a picture of a bike on google images telling me it is his.
I wasn't sure if I should laugh or what. I put 30 down and just walked out to the pump.
>>28818206
>used to work at geeksqaud for a year
>helped people with computer problems and shit
>pale guy with a fake mustache walks in (fucking what)
>has 3 external hard drives literally duct taped on the bottom of his laptop
>says his computer has a "virus" and the mouse and keyboard wont work
>tells us he has to leave to do something and he will pick it up tomorrow
>try and fix it because its my job and all
>the fucker put in his mouse cable backwards
>keyboard looks like a unfinished Sudoku puzzle so no wonder it doesn't work
>look through hard drives because shits fun(later fired for this on a separate occasion)
>nigga has about 5 TB of porn on the first two hard drives, nothing special: asian,anal.etc
>third hardrive has a file name "special"
>7TB worth of cheese pizza
>contemplate stealing hard drive
>pussy out and give his shit back next day with a look of worry
>he knew i saw and ran out
>mfw when i held the cheese pizza lottery and GAVE it away to some lardtub of a pedo
>>28819078
what do you want with 7TB of kiddie porn?
>>28819118
sell it to some pedos?
fuck i dont know
it sure had some fucking value to it though
>>28819078
>Cheese pizza
I'd seriously would want to know what anyone would want with 7 terabytes of cheeze pizza, probably has a pizza fetish
>>28819078
Was it 3D or 2D cheesy pizza?
>>28819254
again, sell that shit
shit would likely be worth its weight in gold to most pedos
>>28818206
possibility 1: some people are just lonely and going through problems in life, so they like to talk to anybody. some people fancy themselves as "talkers of the town" and feel proud about being able to have a "natural conversation" with just about anyone. some people like to be known around the town as a friendly guy.
option 2: he's an addict that is trying to quit smoking, but he is having trouble sticking to it. he walked up to buy a cigar and then stops himself because he's trying to quit, then wants a cigarette, then stops himself again, then strikes up the conversations as a way to distract himself from the craving, then finally leaves
option 3: you just got cased and he was gauging your self confidence levels while he was talking to you. a smart criminal only hits places when insecure, weak fags are working so that a resistance will not be launched during the stick up
>>28818206
you made a friend
