The future
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Is this really what my future will be? God damn it anons.
It's fairly accurate, especially the part about how you lose all interest in your hobbies, especially video games.
>>28816451
32 here, this is about right if not in details, then certainly in life-arc.
But then the old friends start getting divorced, and this helps to cheer you up just the tiniest bit. :^)
>"IF you don't turn into a normalfag"
>starts off by not going into college
There's your first mistake
Fuck. 19 here and I need to become a normalfag as soon as possible.
How do I start?
Pretty accurate, 23 and everything applies, even some of the next group are starting to show up.
>>28816590
Same age here. I've decided to make myself /fit/ through any means possible, even if it means I fuck myself up mentally and get some form of disorder.
That'll help, right? Maybe someone will like me then?
>>28816590
Get fit, go for a run, go to the gym, immerse yourself in social interaction. Eventually your social skills kick in a little bit and you stop being such a sperg, never fully normie, but passable.
I stopped giving a fuck like at 18 years old.
You can masturbate your mind for how much you fucking want with that picture, it is not going to happen for everyone.
>le normies
>le normality
>le normalfag
That's pure cancer.
And the reason why everybody is an emotional wreck here in this board.
Get your shit together.
Live your fucking life however you want, fuck the system.
>>28816590
workout
eat healthy
get off 4chan and preferably 4chan completely
get some friends no matter where they are on the social ladder (unless completely low of low and then you are considered shit as well)
work on your career, not women who are just leeches who are just fun for sex etc
dont be beta, especially dont buy things for women
interact with women, but not as a neckbeard but when you have been hitting the gym for sometime so you can have a alpha aura around you
remember even the most alpha person fucks up social situations sometimes
start a personal schedule
go to college but with a good degree
either in finance, medical, and engineering, everything else is a life time of student debt
dont be fake, and act like your normal self because in reality no one really gives a shit about what you do (this doesnt mean do something asinine)
drop all the retarded hobbies you have (yes i know you have some)
its hard work, but remember most humans are lazy, and APATHY IS DEATH. so when you get off your ass you can manage to become in the top 20% of males, but that is if you do it
good luck anon
>>28816680
>unironically saying fuck the system
18+
>>28816680
you set yourself on a path of regret
when you are 30 youre gonna realize you fucked up, and HARD
stop being an edgy faggot and at least advance your career so you have money to support your lifestyle of sitting your ass all day and jacking off to the newest hentai on pornhub
>>28816729
Following the system makes you unhappy, anon.
When you fail to achieve what the system wants you to achieve, you are even more unhappy.
So i say, fuck the system.
If you really believe that you must live in the same way as OP's pic to be proven "worthy" of this world, then you will probably live a complete and utter despair-fueled existence which will culminate in your probable suicide.
>baaawaa i don't have a joooob i don't have a gfff i don't have a wifeee i don't have anything but my sadness baaawaaaa
That's what you get (and deserve) for projecting your retarded ideals fueled by the masses into reality, which is extremely different.
But of course i'm not going to expect people on /r9k/ or hell, even on the internet, to understand all of this.
So yes, fuck the system. :^)
>>28816782
What the fuck are you even rambling about? Is English not your first language?
>>28816726
Huh, so to become "normal" and "healthy" you have to give up everything that you like to do, and force yourself to do things you hate.
Doesn't sound worth it in the slightest.
27 here, can confirm it's all true
>>28816870
Welcome, brother.
oregano
>>28816782
>Fuck the system
It sounds stupid, but it's a legitimate point. Human society is just the interactions of a bunch of hairless, clever apes, no one chose to be born, initially (and perhaps escape is possible only in death for everyone) everyone is set out to live painful, bothersome lives and then die without any of it having meant anything.
Joke's on you, I'm only 23 and I'm already a (recovering) alcoholic.
I'm 26 in July and I cannot drag through the day without some oxycodone or bourbon.
All you have to do is JOIN THE ARMY
37 unemployed, no its not like that, there were times in my 20s when I panicked but you'd get that anyway in a job. I get up in the morning and do the things I love doing. OP's pic presupposes you care about bourgeois normiedom when if you've opted out, you don't.
>>28816590
Don't be afraid to get out of your comfort zone. Some times you need to do uncomfortable and risky things to change the world. People don't change unless it's drastic. If you don't see yourself having the will power to get rid of your robot lifestyle then sell all the stuff that make you into a robot (computer, phone, anime) and it'll force you to change.
>>28816951
To me it sounds like utter bollocks.
These threads are nothing but utter cancer, they make everyone feel like shit because they're not like the "X" paradigm of "a well inserted social individual".
Well i say fuck you and fuck your paradigm, i'm gonna fucking do nothing for the rest of my life until i either become a hobo or something else and there is nothing you can do about it.
>no anon you must feel sad and miserable because you're not x, y and z
This trick works with over-preoccupied and anxious 19-20-21 years old millennials who are absolutely terrified of their future and everything that is to come.
Fucking idiots, you think you're special and that you're the center of the universe.
>>28817080
This man knows the truth.
19 here, shitty grades from A Levels (UK) and I feel the social stuff should take second place to financial security or an occupation I love. I'm quite intelligent in most aspects, but I can't seem to care about anything meaningful for long enough to pursue it, though I feel living NEET will only lead to regret. My ideal would be a passive income or at least working from home like some kind of online business. I have no idea what to do next and the indecision hurts. Sorry if I sound like an entitled bitch.
What do I do, any suggestions welcome. I'm looking at the merchant navy if it all goes to fuck.
>>28816782
You get called underage because saying "fuck the system" is such an immature mentality. Its not the system's fault you don't put yourself out there, its yours. Of course immature people can never see the reality of this.
It's not about having a job or a wife. It's about living a fulfilling life and being independent, because guess what, mommy and daddy won't always be there for you. As much as you want to say fuck the system, if you're living such a comfortable life that you can shitpost on /r9k/ then you're just leeching off the system. There are people out there who a truly left behind, who live on the streets and don't even know where their next meal is going to come from. Get some perspective in life.
You want to know what's the difference between normalfags and robots? A normalfag is willing to make sacrifices, and is willing to expose himself to the world. A robot is someone who's been sheltered his entire life and would rather stay in his protective bubble.
>B-b-but you don't know me! You don't know my pain!
Chances are, unless you have a debilitating physical or mental illness, your only reason for being a fuck up is entirely yourself. You think you're the only person who's life didn't always go your way? That's an incredibly selfish and self-centered view of things.
But you're going to ignore what I said and call me a normalfag. Why? Because what I said doesn't stroke your ego, it doesn't make you feel better, and it doesn't affirm your worldview. Except, when you call me a normalfag it does affirm your worldview. You're just a poor robot who's been fucked over by the system. Everyone else who doesn't realize this is just another normalfag.
>>28816451
1.USN SO
2. FFL SO
3. Leatherbum
Thats it. Thats all I need. Thats my life plan
>>28817138
Strong projections and implications over here, man.
Yeah, you surely know how to read anonymous people on a turangan clothboard. :^)
I'm not gonna call you a robot, normie or any other retarded /r9k/ buzzword, i'm gonna call you a sheep and be done with it.
Now pay my neetbux, sheep.
That image is wrong because it assumes I know other people and their lives. The only people's lives are know are my family because I live with them.
>>28817138
I'm in awe of this post. What's the term to describe this... when you can't tell whether something is satire or real. An immature idiot calling someone an immature idiot. It's funny if it's intentional.
>>28816451
26. image is on point but im 105% apathetic
dont drink. dont want gf or job. dont want anyone to be proud of me.
life = null
>>28817292
Are you sad, anon?
JUST FLOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YXxrENVcYk
No anon
A happy future awaits for you
Search for A
>>28817316
just numb
or im sad but im always sad so its just normal
>>28817387
So what's the matter?
>>28817057
How much does the military pay you to post ads on /r9k/?
>>28817433
who said there was anything the matter?
Dropped out of college and kicked around a bunch of shitty cashier jobs in my 20s, it's just what happened to be available. Learned how to run a store, customer service skills and all that shit. Start working at a pharmacy when I'm 25, manager notices I'm not an unskilled newfag. Promoted to pharmacy tech and given training. Took that experience to a different pharmacy, working part time, got a trailer and moved out of my parents house. Job's easy 30 hours a week, same shit as cashier basically just counting and pushing buttons. Don't have to do any maintenance on the rest of the store either. I can't imagine big pharm going under in my lifetime so it's a pretty secure job.
>20 yrs old
I can still become a normie right? there's still hope or is it too late?
