>finally get GF
>first time sex about to happen
>dick is throbbing
>grab GF by hair and push her down and put my cock in her face
>EWWW IM NOT GONA SUCK YOUR DICK! we're going to have NORMAL sex, not FAKE porno sex
pic related, what i expected, why does my real life have to always end up so disappointing, it's like i just can't win, there's always a catch
>>28816251
>has first gf
>expects hardcore porn shit to go down
wew lad
>>28816300
a blowjob is "hardcore porn shit"
wat
im 28 and shes 26.
>>28816317
you need more GBP for that (Tyrone has infinite GBP)
First handle the basics then go onto other stuff you fucking lazy slob
>>28816251
that sucks man
women are giant whores throughout high school and college
it's too bad you don't have a time machine to go back to when she did anal after a few drinks on dollar beer night.
>>28816317
Wait this is actually real?
Oh wow Im laughing at you pretty hard right now
Dump that bitch
>>28816251
She sounds autistic, but you really shouldn't expect a blowjob right away. Maybe your dick is just ugly or something. As long as you've cleaned your dick and lay down so she's in control of it, you could ask her to put it in her mouth, but if she's reluctant in the first place then you already know her bj skills are terrible.
Just fuck her doggy style and cum on her ass. It's always good.
Let me guess, she isn't a virgin.
She got throat fucked by Chad, but now is "over" that and decided she didn't like it, so doesn't do it anymore. Nothing you do with her is a first, and with plenty of things after experiencing them, she decided she doesn't like them and doesn't want to do them anymore.
>umm I did that before and didn't like it
Get used to this line, op. She's had her fun. Now it's time to settle. She only does those things with the men she's fucking behind your back.
>>28816317
you retard
blowjobs aren't hardcore porn shit but throatfucking is
this guy is so fucking clueless that he thinks throatfucking is a blowjob
SHE
DOESNT
EVEN
SUCC?
>>28816351
no, he earned his GBP but some of it was transferred to Tyrone because MO GBP FO DEM POGAMS
>>28816251
>started off as fwb with gf
>used to love giving head and always swallowed
>fast forward to us dating for 2 years
>suddenly she hates it and "don't cum in my mouth I don't like it"
You fucking bitch why even bother blowing me then
