you are getting a burger late at night and this girl and her friends come in to the store, they are clearly high and drunk from a night of partying.
you approach her to ask the time and before you get a word out she says 'sorry, not interested', and turns the other way.
how do you react?
>>28816138
>you approach her to ask the time
I fucking wouldn't.
I'd jump out of the nearest window for my own safety.
She is *waaaaaaay* too spooky.
>>28816138
Set the spook gauge to maximum and cleanse my body with holy water.
I'd probably ask one of her friends, like trap-jaw or beastman.
>not having a watch or a cell phone for the time
your premise is unbelievable
0/10 shit post
>>28816683
>your phone ran out of battery
>>28816715
nah nah you just cant switch it up now
try harder next time and cover all the bases rookie
>>28816138
I present my unholy symbol and attempt to dominate undead.
She's going to tell me the time, then attack my enemies.
>>28816138
I'd apologize for bothering her since she's obviously too fat to fit a watch band around her fucking fatass wrists. Then, I'd ask her to step aside so I could fit past her fucking bloated beached whale body to get out the door.
>wouldn't everyone do this?
>>28816138
>this girl
nigga shes 45
was really beautifu lbefore skeletal mode though
>>28816846
based
I would simply pull out my katana, tip my fedora, and say "m'spooky" before I slash her for those exp points.
Call her a pussy casual because she plays offline.
>>28817423
>m'spooky
Literally lold while pooping
>>28817780
I am shitting as well m'sir
I'd drop a humanity for the bitch and walk away.
>>28816138
>this was her
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS UNORIGINAL
>You found: Soul of a Proud Knight
