>be me
>finally obtain a gf
>I'm obsessed with GTA V
>try to get gf interested
>attempt to show her some gameplay
>have Trevor pull out the assault rifle
>say, "Watch this, I call it the Mexican Public Transportation Simulator"
>proceed to gun down everyone in a nearby bus
>she's mortified that anyone would joke like that
>breaks up with me a week later claiming we didn't have enough in common
Women aren't worth your time, brobots
>>28816023
>being literally this autistic
At least you had a girlfriend
Wtf
>>28816023
>>finally obtain a gf
any greentext on /r9k/ that starts with this should be an instaban tbqh
>>28816070
Don't grills get some sort of tax incentive for dating autists like me? I think that was the only reason she gave me a chance
she left you because your sense of humour is unbelievably terrible.
>>28816093
I thought I had a chance at being a normie, but it turns out being a normie is a lot of bullshit upkeep. I don't like being NEET either, so I guess I'm screwed
>Actually revealing your power level to anyone, especially someone you want to be intimate with
she probably laughed inside. you can't make jokes like that too quick. always got to let her make the first rude joke. example:
>see a DONK car
>ask gf 'who drives those' in rhetorical way
>she replies 'niggers'
then I knew she was the one I wanted to anal fist for life
>>28816023
>try to get her interested in gtaV in the most autistic way possible
Should have had her watch the story mode, might've liked it. Oh well
>>28816110
I thought the "Mexican Public Transportation Simulator" joke was funny. I guess I was wrong
>>28816023
>At a friends house with 7 or 8 people
>Playing GTA 4
>Without thinking I'm hitting or shooting every passing woman.
>Room has gone silent
>One guy is visibly angry
How awkward.
>>28816221
I feel like GTA should a "rape" option to really immerse the players into a life of crime
>>28816148
Fucking this. I've somewhat improved my condition but I always, ALWAYS hide my powerlevel and especially my battlestation. I have a shittier desktop that I use for normie shit and I recently bought a laptop so I can sell off that older desktop.
I'm like fucking Batman in that I have a room that I show to normies where that desktop is and nothing out of the usual is on there, and when normies aren't around and I'm alone I unlock my command center and sit down at my battlestation.I also play GTA 5. I love the free roam feature for some reason.
>>28816149
EDGELORD: KING OF BLADES
>make this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axUFHYbPKE
>women think it's hilarious
>>28816070
>>28816110
>>28816148
I make jokes like this to my gf all the time, and she is literally in the bathroom right now cleaning up after I just shot a load in her. Not even a half hour ago I showed her a picture of a girl fucking a teddy bear and some gross furry shit. I've shown her every disgusting fucked up thing in the book as a joke and nothing happened.
>>28816743
she is <5/10
>>28816149
>all women are the same
>you must just be playing your cards wrong
>>28816221
>playing saints row
>showing a greek immigrant things you can do on it
>beat the nearest person to death with a sledgehammer
>'dude you shouldn't hit women'
>...
>>28816272
you can beat hookers down to get your money back?
>>28816306
pics right fucking now please
>>28816221
holy kek i do this every time i play GTA too
4's physics and environment were so much better than 5's
i have a fond memory of following a girl down an alley and beating her with a baseball bat, then getting hard from her moans
>>28816616
>>women think it's hilarious
What exactly do you mean by this? Because in reality this is just retarded and the most autistic thing I've seen in my life.
>>28817837
>i have a fond memory of following a girl down an alley and beating her with a baseball bat, then getting hard from her moans
I feel really sad for you and I don't mean that in a bitter way.
>>28816306
Wtf, dood just use a clean case and don't buy shit with logos and lights all over iy
>>28817792
It's basically a standard room in both cases. 'Public' room has a couch and the 'private' room has a bed though. My battlestation has a massive 4k monitor while my public shit desktop has a 1080p.
>>28817931
My battlestation is filled with autistic games like Skyrim, Grand Strategy games and other shit. My 4 pages when you open up chrome are pornhub, xhamster, redtube and rule34.
I can't just show that shit when normies are around.
>>28818128
stop being a fucking nigger. i asked for pics
I'm not a bad looking guy and in high school I had some black girl like me. She actually wound up going to prom with a Chad senior year so she was not bad looking herself, I don't know why she liked me. I knew she liked me but I never asked her out because I knew I'd be just like OP, there'd be so much disconnect. I don't even know what girls like, and I knew there was no way some normie black girl could relate to having no friends or being a kissless virgin. She was extremely popular, how the fuck would a robot like me have even had a chance to make it work with her long enough to have gotten laid?
>>28816023
>"Hey baby watch me gun down a bunch of video game people and laugh at my own racist jokes"
>"Wait why you mad tho"
It's autistic as fuck people like you that keep me coming back to r9kek so I can laugh at you.
It's so nice to finally get a gf to play vidya with, watch anime with, to browse 4chan with, and to make fun of niggers with. It's only been 2 weeks but we are just incredibly attracted to each other, it's unbelievable
