Anon Likes Goldfish Crackers

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>be me
>be 11
>i always really liked flavor blasted goldfish crackers
>ate almost two whole giant cartons every day for a year
>2200% of my daily riboflavin intake

>one day after eating a shitton of goldfish crackers for school lunch
>got REALLY bored in class
>wanted to get suspended
>wanted to eat more goldfish crackers
>calls the teacher a monkey-raping fatass
>sent to the office instantly
>expelled
>at the time i thought it was even better
>if i was gone forever i could eat more goldfish crackers
>mom punishes me
>no goldfish crackers
>becomes emo
>without goldfish crackers there is no point

>mom shows me a cop show to scare me straight
>see people smoking crack on the show

>be that same night
>1:25 am
>parents are asleep
>goes into kitchen
>sneaks a bowl of goldfish crackers
>couldn't make that crunching noise
>would wake up parents
>idea.jpg
>remembers people smoking crack on the show
>remembers how they did it
>breaks goldfish crackers into powder
>puts them in a line
>goes to get a bendy straw
>snorts the powder through my fucking nose
>best sensation i've ever felt

>mfw the cops came in
>mfw they thought i was smoking crack

>mfw they were filming for a cop show