>he makes her feel good and alive
>you spend your days on GTA V
>she fucks her cunt on left and right
>you got 100% on Dying Light
>They think frogs are just frogs
>You play all night Sleeping Dogs
I read that as "GTA Vee" and didn't get it
>>28814378
>>28814378
>she fucks every guy except me
>I read GTA V as "GTA Vee"
>he makes her cunt leak on the floor
>you just built a new settlement on fallout 4
>>28814441
lelollino
>>28814255
>Chad fucks chubs on drugs in clubs
>you are happy when you get dubs
>>28814538
great lad
>She lays and takes many cocks
>Your happy with just playing Overwatch
>>28814631
my happy with?
>>28814498
>chad and stacy trip on MDMA
>you just play pokemon on GBA
he's at her place fucking her with his big fat gorilla DONG, Tropical Freeze
You're at home playing Donkey KONG: Tropical Freeze
>>28814852
and it feels so WRONG, tropical freeze
cause his cocks so LONG, tropical freeze
*drops mic*
Bet he doesn't have a decked-out chrome T20 though.
where are my Sabre Turbo bros? anyone on xbox one?
>>28815036
>>28815077
>actually playing GTA V Online
disgusting
>>28815118
having a gta it was my goal when i was a kid anon
i was really poor back then
guess im living the dream
>>28815118
I'm the turret to your insurgent baby, let's hook up and wreck noobs.
>You just lost all of your souls in Dark Souls 3 in a single click
>She's sucking Chad's out of his dick
>>28815146
I'm not saying you don't have to play GTA V, fucking retard. Try to learn to read, mongoloid.
>>28814255
>rip and tear in Hotline Miami
>she gags on his massive salami
>>28815176
>She's screaming in ecstacy on Chad's huge dink
>You spent hours fantasising about the keeper in Firelink
>She's grovelling at Chads feet
>You just dropped a JDAM from 30,000ft
![shakespeare_wink[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8AGLwJ.png "shakespeare_wink[1].png")
>He makes her flowers burst with hot oil
>and breaks Stacey's (Electra's) mind from heat,
>pouring poppies of lust and drugs and royal
>claims, all to own her clam with nine-inch meat.
>You cry and loathe yourself, you wretched frog,
>for lust consumes your body and your mind,
>except your games on Steam, your long backlog
>immobilizes thoughts (practically blind).
>Although, you have no will to change habits;
>you run and think "I need to copulate!"
>but don't, as her and Chad fuck like rabbits,
>you cannot change yourself, and so, you hate.
>If really love and sex is what you plot,
>don't stay here and laugh, you fucking robot.
>They laugh and spawnkill some pathetic noob
>Tfw you are that pathetic noob
>>28815242
>You're at home at night, stroking, thinking of the Chaos Witch
>Chad is at her home, making her his bitch
>She's sucking Chads dick
>You're struggling to keep fit
>>28815183
Calm down friend, there is no need to mean
>Chad fucks Stacy under the moonlight
>I spent the last 12 hours playing Smite
