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Hello fellow robots.I am going to end myself tonight ,I already
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Hello fellow robots.I am going to end myself tonight ,I already found a good spot where the train passes.Just wanted to say thank you to all of you for the dank memes and good times I had here,have a nice day anon.
Farewell.
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Could have at least posted a train image
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Oh jeez oh wow
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>>28814096
are you alright, this doesnt have to be the end
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>>28814129
I just posted the first time image in my folder.
>>28814197
I'm ok,I just don't really enjoy life,because. I'm depressed most of the time and It always got worse,so I waited some years and now I have enough
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>>28814096
well enjoy not existing anon.
also if there are any people who will be upset by you killing yourself and you do it you are the scum of the earth and deserve to live a long and miserable life
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>>28814096
if you lived near me I'd come and give you a hug, OP

s.w. England
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>>28814444
nice quads, friend
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>>28814486
Well that's exactly what I want to avoid,but yea it's selfish as fuck I know.
>>28814548
That's nice of you
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>>28814096
If you do this, put your head on the rail, this is something you don't want to come back from.
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You do know the train driver will be traumatized for life right? He'll never be able to forget seeing your body ripped to shreds as he desperately tries to stop the train. He'll feel responsible for your death, thinking that if he'd just pulled the break sooner you'd still be alive. He may even become depressed because of this.
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>>28814691
Are you sure the head?I was wondering if head or middle of the body and I came to the conclusion middle of the body would be a more secure death
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>>28814444
is it chemical depression? why did you wait, why do you feel like now is the time?
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>>28814701
I will do it in the dark,but yes he can propably be traumatized,but every train driver knows that this happens.if you have another good way feel free to tell,but I don't see a method that is with similar security and chance of getting caught.
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It's not Thursday, its Wednesday you idiot. You have 1 more day.
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What country are you from OP that doesn't know there should be a space after punctuation such as commas or full stops?
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>>28814735
>middle of the body
God, no. You'll get cut in half and there's a chance you'll still be alive. Just lay your neck on the railing for a guaranteed, quick death.
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>>28814735
Yes but you'll be alive for a while after. If rather have my head crushed like a watermelon then to have to watch myself bleed out.
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Hello fellow robots. I ended myself tonight ,I found a good spot where the train passed. Just wanted to say thank you to all of you for the dank memes and good times I had here,have a nice day anon.

He was an hero
Farewell.
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>>28814837
Germany, but I know that and I still forget it a lot.
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>>28814817

Exit bag, google it. Argon gas is readily available from hardware stores.

Train collisions are horrific and not guaranteed for an instant kill. Generally your body will be rolled underneath the train and torn into pieces as it gets dragged along.

Also don't do it. Get gelp and meds, it will get better.
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It always gets better. No matter how bad things are if you live long enough things will turn around.You'll be happy again.
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>>28814897
Ok, thank you very much.
Oregano
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>>28814897
>>28814981
Nah, OP should put his ankles across the rails. The internal shock will be enough to kill him instantly, and will be less painful too.
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My first ever and only gf back in 9th grade took her life via train after the breakup. They still found fingers half a mile down, and no open casket funeral.

Be nice to your loved ones and try to die in one piece, op. Trains aren't the way.
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Don't do it OP pls!

t. me
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>>28814938
I thought exit bags got fixed?
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>>28815104

Nice one asshole
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>>28814096
Cya anon. I hope you go peacefully.
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>>28815139

What do you mean?

They're easy to make. A better version is to buy a can of disposable argon welding gas, a regulator and a rebreather. Just make sure the argon isn't CO2 mix.
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>>28815148
>man breaks up with gf and she commits suicide
>"oh what a horrible demon he is! god damn asshole!"
>woman breaks up with bf and he commits suicide
>"lol what a stupid loser, feel bad for that poor girl having to deal with that aftermath."
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>>28814981
Jesus Christ you actually thought cutting off your internal organs would cause you a painless death? You would be alive for another half hour in the most excruciating pain.

You need to go through with the head if your education is that bad.
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>>28815104
>tfw your gf dumps you for a train
ha

>>>/ha/

ha
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>>28815125
Fuck off you annoying normalfag
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>>28814096
See you on the other side brother, originally.
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>>28815172
Fuck off with your meds bro. Op decided on a train.

You sound like some Jewish doctor wanting to make one final buck off a suicidal teenager.
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>>28815104
Want to share the story?
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>>28815230

...wot

None of those things have anything to do with medication
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see ya OP,hope you can haunt some motherfuckers or something.
Also if you puss out let us know so we can call you a faggot.
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>>28814444
Why are you depressed? Don't kill yourself
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>>28815262
>>28815193
>gf broke up with me
>has sex with a train instead
>died spread in missionary position in front of a freight train
She said the train was 'so much bigger and better', and the worst part is
>she was right
>tfw still a virgin who walks and talks like a virgin
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good bye.

also I would suggest getting drugged before hand.
maybe Heroine.
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>>28814912
Hello OP,

would you like to tell us a bit about your life?
Why and when did you stop enjoying life?
Did you try therapy or something?
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>>28815296
Nonetheless you type like a faggot from Facebook, so fuck off and start your own suicide pity party thread.
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>>28815332
It's OP's decision, but he sounds retarded to be quite honest with you. Dude probably hasn't even tried to take any medication to help with his depression, any form of support group, probably didn't even attempt to do any form of self-help, be it through exercise or whatever.

And because he can't be bothered to try and was unlucky enough to be surrounded by people who originally don't care and won't care about him until after his actual death... Here he is. Saying he will kill himself.

I wish I too had such subpar reasoning that I'd seriously decide to kill myself before even trying to live and attain some form of happiness, this is a man bound by his own lack of philosophy and deeper understanding. Maybe being dead is the best way for him to be.

It is his choice and he has the freedom to kill himself if he so desires.
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>>28815262
>acquire edgy scene gf
>she becomes ultra clingy and dependent
>argues with me a lot accusing me of not really caring about her
>give up after a few months of drama and break up over phone
>she makes drama post on facebook, runs out of her house crying
>ends up hit by train an hour later
>months of even more drama from her friends and family

I don't know what else to say. It was a shitty experience that made me refuse to bother with women ever again. I do feel slightly responsible and there were some good moments but all in all she was an unstable idiot.
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>>28814912
Are you an immigrant or a real German?
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>>28815428

And you type like an embittered little cunt.

I'll post what the fuck I like :^)
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>>28814096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjBQKIOb-w
be an hero
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>>28815453
Why are edgy girls always so ironically clingy and dependent? It seriously make me feel some weird mix of disgust and amusement everytime I hear stories of girls who dress in a BADASS way but who are realistically the biggest edgeless sappy cunts who can't handle any sort of hardship.
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>>28815511

Insecure attention seekers.

They know betas will flock to them because they're 'different' to normal girls.
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>>28815464
Seriously fuck off. You post like a 14 year old and you still don't know how to kill yourself. None of what you posted makes sense
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>>28815511
>It seriously make me feel some weird mix of disgust and amusement everytime I hear stories of girls who dress in a BADASS way but who are realistically the biggest edgeless sappy cunts who can't handle any sort of hardship.
true dat.
also they are compensating.
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If you live in north Germany we can meet up, I want to an hero this week as well.
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>>28815557

How doesn't it dipshit?

Buy argon
Buy regulator
Buy hose with BSP fittings
Buy rebreather

Connect it altogether and put the rebreather on, then open the reg. Breathe normally and you'll be out in seconds, totally painless
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>>28815591
Why would you want to kill yourself if you live in Germany?
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>>28815453
is that a photo of her? how come you didnt like clingy and dependent?
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>>28815511
Actually the reason that they dress the way they do (piercings, technicolour hair dye, and eventually tattoos) is because they are disgusted by their own image. It has nothing to do with a bad ass image.

That's why those tumblr landwhales see tattoos and hair dye as a quick delusion instead of improving themselves.
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>>28815629
>is that a photo of her?
From 2012. Sorry for not posting face, it's haunting to me now.
>how come you didnt like clingy and dependent?
Because when someone refuses to believe that you actually are in love with them it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Off to work. Good luck, OP.
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>>28814907

I guess that does the trick then... Probably works best with those old fashioned train tracks though.
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>>28815538
Super likely, to be honest.

>>28815583
More likely than the attention seeking bullshit is probably that they are trying to compensate for their insecurities because they know people will run away from them if they are obviously clingy and dependent.

>>28815631
I've met some girls with unnaturally dyed hair who aren't clingy and dependent, BUT, most of them are, realistically speaking.

I find that girls who lean towards the stronger colours while dying their hair are also the more unstable of the bunch, like red hair, bold electric blue, screaming loud green, etc.

Red hair on a girl is just the biggest fucking red flag to ever literally RED flag.
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>>28815770
I lost my virginity to a red haired girl

Most pathetic sex ever. Moved her hips less than a JAV girl.

Then I met an actual Chinese girl and she sucked my balls off
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>>28815622

Immigrants oreganalo
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>>28815703
sounds like bi polar. You should delete those photos of her, I would if I were you would help you move on better.
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>>28815192
I never thought it would be painless.
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>>28815813
Yeah, this is another super amusing thing with these loud dressing attention seeking clingy types.

They will often talk about how horny they are and how much they love sex, but then be the worst fuck in whole world.

It's just so pathetic and dangerously uncool. Why would you try to advertise yourself as a sex fiend and then do shit like deny blowjobs?
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>>28815631
>That's why those tumblr landwhales see tattoos and hair dye as a quick delusion instead of improving themselves.
I just realized the sole reason tumblr feminists strive to become so fat is so they'll have more skin surface for even more tattoos.
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>>28814444
4quads, if you are chinese those are literally the quads of death.
good luck, may your souls find something beyond this tomb world
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>>28815896
As an individual who has always cringed at the sight of a SUICIDE GIRL this is a truly fantastic picture, I can't believe I never saw this before.
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>>28814096
you should take the 420-soul train
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stop making these threads every day you dumb shit
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>>28815591
>this week
I don't really want to wait...but where do you live?
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>>28816094
This is the first and last thread I make,I won't annoy you anymore :)
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>>28814096
I don't know how many other anon's might have asked You this, nor if it's of any value, but please do not farewell, not yet and not like this. I can only hope for the peaceful death beds of ours.
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>>28816116
Bremen
Original german city
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>>28814096
can you grant me last wish OP?
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>>28814096
Please dont do this. Why do you even want to kill yourself anyway?
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>>28814096
Please show your face to us
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