>wake up
>call in sick
>sit on sofa smoking weed and watching DIY SOS while browsing 4chins
>check email
>drug test for my new job
fuck lads what do i do? been smoking weed pretty regularly for a long time, and occasionally I bash some cocaine, but haven't done so in almost 2 months. will I be fine?
Enjoy your stay.
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>>28812351
>smoking weed right before you get a new job
Why, cocaine gets out of your system in less than 5 days so you're fine
>>28812351
Take vitamin b6 500mg every day before test and drink lots of water. Worked for me
>>28812351
Synthetic pee, urinator, use some little kids pee or a family member that doesn't do drugs. If you can push the test back two weeks you can be ok enough that chugging a gallon of water beforehand will let you pass. There's a nice forum post if you google passing a drug test, I think it's on shroomery.
>>28812409
thanks matey
>>28812372
it starts in september and i didn't expect to be tested until my first week. i'm not worried about the cocaine though
