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>he walks like a virgin >he has the virgin voice
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>he walks like a virgin
>he has the virgin voice
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>>28811546
>virgin voice
N-no, stop it
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I love this original meme
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>>28811546
>he walks like a virgin
And I'm walking all over your thread, normalpuke.
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>>28811546
i know what the virgin walk is but what exactly is the virgin voice?
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>he smells like a virgin
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>he has a virgin haircuit
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>Some people say I have a deep voice
>Get called big dawg because I walk like a brotha
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>he has a virgin brain that constantly makes obsessive posts about virginity on a Taiwanese embroidary forum
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Whats the best way to humiliate a virgin?
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>>28811710
Suck his dick then have sex with him
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>>28811710
tell him he's dumb and stupid
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>>28811546
Oh there is a virgin voice now?
Preying upon desperately depressed lonely suicidal people is despicable behaviour, and I know this is 4chan so it is to be expeccted, but I hope that no one reading this garbage is taking it seriously.
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>>28811710
What's the best way to humiliate a homeless man after imbibing myself at an expensive restaurant?
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>>28812384
Suck his dick and have sex with him
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>>28811747
I know some people who are very susceptible to this sort of stuff, and think it's real. It's painful to realize that.

>Some poor anon has killed himself because he took these memes as fact
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Joke's on you cunt, I love virgin boys.
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>>28811747
Lol u guys are dicks to everyone u deserve it
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>>28811546
These are some expertly crafted memes that know how to get underneath people's skin
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>>28811747
There certainly is.
Every time you try talking to a girl and only sound like a retard out of a lack of experience, that's the virgin voice.

Virgin walk is a stupid meme but virgin voice is legit.
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>>28811546
>Chad face (pic related)
>Chad voice (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UPsUI9FbjM)
>still no gf

what the fuck world
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>>28814530
Delusion. I look at your pic and see a fivehead squish-nosed virgin.
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>>28814530
>Golden VIRGINIA
are you for real.
Also not Chad face anon. You look terrible, delusional mongoloid.
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>girl at the drive through notices I have a virgin voice
>she just takes my money and closes the window
>not even a receipt or anything
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>>28811747
Kek moralfag
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>>28814665
that's when you talk to the manager to get the bitch fired
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Had someone convinced one time that I had lost my virginity simply based on the way I was walking.
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>>28814530
>he fell for the get fit meme
>he lifts and looks like dyel
>while Chad eats pizza and fucks prime teen pussy
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>>28811546
>>he has the virgin voice

>idiots will believe this
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>>28813401
>Entire 4chan is one person
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I know you guys think the virgin walk/voice is a meme, but there is some valid reasoning behind it. The idea is, once you've had sex with a woman, there comes a shift in the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you present yourself. It's a swagger that comes about only after having certain experiences. It's experiences such as this that put hair on your chest.
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>Had an extremely deep voice for one year in middle school
>Immediately went back to being higher pitched the next year

Why
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>>28814984
This is false, ive had sex twice and i didn't change my walk or talk, or even the way i present myself, literally nothing has changed apart from a wet dick

>inb4 condoms don't count

Both times didn't use one
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>>28814994
Your body was growing into the part of your life when you were supposed to lose your virginity.

After being unsuccessful in the task, your body reverted back into the being alone mode.
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>>28815020
>fucking hookers without a condor
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>>28811546
>mfw he walks and talks like a virgin
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>>28815070
>hookers

Kek you nigger, they were not hookers
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Is virgin walk real?
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>everyone knows you're a virgin just looking at you
>everyone can tell even across the internet by anything you post
>you can't escape your virginity using anime
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>>28814530
You're on this board. That means no matter what, on the inside you're still an autistic retard.

And you can't change that, anon.
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What exactly is a virgin voice? I've heard plenty of Chads with more annoying voices than my own.
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>>28814530
Go back to mehiko Pablo. Ugly fuck.
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>>28814530
>looks retarded
>acts retarded
>sounds retarded
>>28815180 This guy sums it up pretty well. If you want, I can e-mail you a pamphlet on 'autism speaks'.
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>>28811546
>Talks like a virgin
I never asked for this...
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>>28815256
There is none. It's just people equating anxiety to virginity.
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>some guy asked me for cigarettes when I was in 9th grade
>I didn't smoke or do that even now
>tfw

This virgin walk/talk is a hoax.
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The "Chad" guy, you look like a manlet. I'd even say your parents are divorced. The way you hold your cigar reeks of hidden homosexuality which leads to the fact that your father has the privilege of pointing out what kind of a whore your mother is.
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>>28815352
What the fuck does smoking have to do with having sex? A lot of virgins smoke you stupid fuck.
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>>28815442
Are you retarded? What does sex have to do with walking and talking?

BTFO
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>virgin voice
This made me think of Carl the Cuck
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>>28815466
Nothing.. this is the oldest b8 on the board you retard..
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>>28815442
>virgin
>smoking
Choose one faggot
Smoking is literally the hobby of every alpha male on this planet
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>>28815520
>btfo
>hehe just pretending

FAGGOT
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>>28815528
Fuck off retard, smoking isn't even an alpha thing anymore
I personally know of at least one virgin that smokes
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>>28811546
>he carries the virgin essence
>his virginity controls all of his bodily functions
>his virgin soul is visible to all who have opened their third eyes
>his virginity spreads and will not stop until it destroys everything in its wake
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>>28815688
>I personally know of at least one virgin that smokes
Yourself.
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>>28813401
>starts out post with lol
>uses "u" instead of you
Underaged Normalfag is oozing through your post man, please leave or go to
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