mom is disowning me and telling me to pack my things for having consensual sex with the family dog...
what do I do now?
please help... I'm not ready to go into the real world... I want to go back and apologize so she doesn't kick me out...
This is good bait, I'm surprised you aren't getting more hits.
> mum found the cum-canine
for the record... it was heterosexual... so what's she so worked up about? I'm not gay or anything
>>28809782
cumnine
shes jealous. tell her she was your first pick
>>28809832
actually my first pick was our neighbors doberman, but the neighbors started locking her insdie at night a few months ago for some reason
So pack uP your shit and leave You absolute cretin Mongoloid If you even have the Smallest modicum of respect for tue person that brought you into this world and had their life ruined by being burdened ht Your existence alone ! Just think how Much better your parents life would have been If they gave birth to someone less worthless or Skipped having Children all together !
>>28809917
I didn't do anything to my mom but love our family dog
>>28809646
pack the dog
>>28809646
man you sure screwed the pooch on that one
you can't be a sex offender for having consensual se with a dog right?
>>28809946
Ahahahahahahahahahah
Oragami Senpai Desu Tokyo
>>28809646
have consentual sex wi th your mom
>>28809646
I hope you die a slow death you filthy degenerate, you mother did the right thing.
>>28809646
It's not consensual if your mom doesn't consent. Compare with that pic of Chad and Stacey consenting to sex but Elliot Rodger saying he won't consent, and below them is a text "Did you forget to ask someone?" or something like that.
Take the dog with you, fuck that bitch.
Or leave but kill the dog and leave it's guts and or body around the house.
>head on kitchen table
>guts on their bed
>dog blood slathered randomly
>various organs around the property
Don't forget to skin it. Have it's pelt, funky skinned, tanned and ready to be made into a clothing item of your choice. So what you want with this one. Keep it, or sell it:
>>28809646
>consensual
>sex
>dog
wtf
>/b/ thread outside of /b/
GTFO
>>28810698
>Take the dog with you, fuck that bitch.
wasnt that the problem?
>>28810698
The last thing OP should ask is if he can take the dog with him.
>>28809966
underrated comment desu
>>28809646
If you're a cuteboy and willing to suck dick you can live in secret in my room or smth ill bring you food and we can play vidya together.
>>28809646
now is the most important part.
Now you make amends, however you can to ensure your continued accommodation.
Then buy her a cat
and fuck it
>>28809917
underrated parody
