Hello friends, we are open.
How was your day?
barkeep, burbon
>>28808593
It was comfy until I thought too hard about a certain thing
Hello. Can I have a bottle of Wojak?
Smirnoff Ice please
is it a good idea to induce a psychotic break in order to get emergency psychological treatment with the hopes of receiving disability income of some sort. I know I'm god damn nuts and my bipolar disorder has been fucking my life since middle school but ive become so good at coping that I'm not sure I'll immediately present symptoms worth worrying about, thus the driving myself crazy for a week or so; I can handle the crazy but I need the problems to be evident so I can at least dick the doctors around and make them think they're unmanageable. im just tired of trying to act like a normal person
Fucking shit. I'll have a jack on the rocks. Dog died, mother's friend is very unwell (had to be resuscitated) and now a family member is going for surgery. Not that you want to hear it, but I've said it now.
>>28808889
You didn't ask for a drink, you gargantuan spastic.
I'm glad you life is """shit""".
>>28808593
Bad. Right now i want to share my pain with some random stranger
Currently sitting with my dad. drinking some brews. Neet but still part of la familia. Life's good.
Pint of doombar please, mate. How I'm feeling? I'm good, thanks. Just taking it as it is. Shit happens. This anime girl in particular is what keeps me going.
>woke up
>no wan wan
>>28808966
Whats on your mind dude?
>>28808889
Sorry about the pupper dude.
>>28808877
Afraid not.
>>28808775
Sure.
>>28808749
W-wojak is not for sale. Do not sexualize Wojak.
>>28808609
What would that be?
>>28808889
That sucks, sorry to hear it.
I don't care as much about the humans you mentioned but having one's pet die is really tough.
>>28808593
It's morning here so just a coffee to wake me up inside.
I am thinking of getting a pet but reading about the anon's pet who just died made me doubt it. I'm a bit afraid of the responsibilities as well but I can't stand going home to my empty appartememt day in day out.
Jack please
Just another day working for money and no woman to come home to
>>28809004
You don't sell my favorite beer brand? Can I have a pint of any beer you have then, please?
I need a fucking beer barkeep, had an argument with my mum because she couldn't find a computer mouse, mine didnt work and she is too retarded to use a mousepad and now everyone in the house hates me and I can't leave my room.
Only 3 more days off and I'm back at work so you might as well hand me the keys since I'm going to be here the whole time.
>>28808988
Whats "wan wan"?
Any whisky straight, make sure it's in a copita so I can properly nose it too you inbred swine.
Gimme something light and fruity, bartender. I bought my first real motorcycle today, a yamaha sv600. I feel good. I owe my dad a lot of money but at least now I can get a job.
>>28808593
Pretty good actually. I made some really good coffee and I actually found someone to RP my unique fetish with me. A good meal and a good fap, what else could I ask for?
Can i get the cheapest beer you have?
Im broke.
I WANNA BUY GAMES AND CLOTHES AND A PIANO
I have a nasty ulcer, got anything salty?
>just drank 1.5L of cheap cocktail
>no money for more
>>28808936
>I'll have a jack on the rocks
That is asking for a drink
>>28809021
Doggos are more loyal and kind than humans. I miss her. She was 11
I woke up at 5 pm and alternated watching Pokemon videos and playing DOOM.
>>28808593
Don't know about the rest of the day but this morning I got called every insult there is and my right eye is blurry from having a glass thrown at my fac.e
I did nothing today, just like yesterday and the day before.
My life is just a clock counting away the days.
I hate everyone here including myself
>>28808593
Oh it's just started so i figured i'd give a visit to my favorite Tavern.
I guess i'll have a double scotch on the rocks.
How's your shift so far, barkeep?
>>28810012
At real-life work right now. Pretty slow day so far, got another hour and half until the end.
Feeling alright I guess, got some tough choices to figure out.
>>28809370
It's a thing calledwoof woof.
>>28808593
Found out a girl I had a crush on got with a friend of mine. We have the same birthday and we celebrated it together a few months ago. It ended with both of us being incredibly wasted and after we sobered up, I ended up being her "first kiss" if you can call it that. It was more of a peck, but whatever. She initiated.
She's a couple years older than me and was apparently a kissless virgin. Up until that point she never really showed any interest in me, so I kinda had my suspicions that I was the most convenient guy there at the time and she didn't want to go another year without having been kissed at the very least, and I guess I was right.
I gave up on anything happening between us a long time ago, but it still kinda hurts. It might be my fault though, I probably just waited too long to make my move and maybe she got tired of waiting. Maybe I never had a chance with her to begin with and like I said before everything that happened didn't actually mean anything, I dunno. Doesn't matter now.
Also I'll have a beer.
>>28808593
I did nothing today and somehow I didn't feel like shit as usual.
I'll have a Tom Collins.
Some good feels for once. Started talking with this girl I meet on my commute. Really hit it off well with her and I did it all just by being myself. No pretending or made up personalities. Can't wait to see her tomorrow.
>>28808593
i'll have a treacher collins
it's made with treacle
can you believe this joke got deleted off wikipedia
My day was hella wierd, well not wierd at all. Ive bin talking to a girl for a week now, barely know her, then when we met up for lunch she just started making out with me. After that i just went home and didnt invite her said some bullshit excuse. Help me.
I thought the bartender died of Huntington's Disease?
Haven't been on /r9k/ since January so this is the first Frog & Feels thread I've seen since then.
Old fashioned
Do that chemical shit to it
