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Let's play a rolling game, BUT, instead of just saying "roll", write one (and only one) personnality trait for the sexbot you will get.

I will update the changelog of every sexbot. The most recent trait prevails on others, ie :

post ending by 0 : she likes to cook
another post ending by 0 : she doesn't cook
results in sexbot 0 lack of cooking ability

dubs apply to all sexbot, trips are permanent
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>>28808553
yandere/mommy gf
ROLL
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>>28808566
just proving to you that I'm not shitposting and that I'm keeping track of your rolls

/b/ played this game well, it just wasn't very original "she has a dick" "she has a dick"... (when I said nothing gross it was ironical af, it's your game)

also roll
she's a gamer, not a casu
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>>28808566
>wanted to roll
>worst personality trait gets dubs on first post
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>>28808553

>>>/b/

Fuck off with this stupid shit
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>>28808553
Roll
She likes to play vidya
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>>28808566
woops, didn't see it was dubs

>>28808671
you can correct this like that :
ROLL
is not a yandere/mommy gf
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>>28808553
Hentai artist
ROLL
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>>28808553

She has to wear adult diapers
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ROLL
if singles, shes loyal
if dubs, undo yandere/mommy gf
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>>28808716
>>28808723
>Hatsune The hentai artist
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ROLL: Semen guzzler

if dubs:
Likes Chads only
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ROLL
she is a good singer, often hums happily for no reason

pls be taytay
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ROLL : doesn't like sex, but loves to snuggle
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Likes forcing anon to smell her feet
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ROLL

Super naive, giddy personality.
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>>28808553
Loves sailing
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Loves (purely platonic) bonding with older women e.g. a mother-in-law or an older coworker.
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loves gangbang trains, rollin'
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Rolling: Is not mommy gf
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Enjoys drawing but isn't good
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She's thinks she's Anne Frank and will occasionally wake screaming about Germans in Yiddish.
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>>28808868
Amina bio so far :
Semen guzzler
loves gangbang trains

...not even surprised

ROLL : is a sci-fi fan, actually a trekie who fantasizes about Kirk, tries to force you into a star trek sex roleplay
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Intelligent, although a little bit shy and quiet. Tends to get lost in thought
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>>28808553
God tier driving skills
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>>28808553
I want taytay and i want her to be the fascist god empress she was born to be
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She is not a mommy gf
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admire you(in a good way)
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not yandere/mommy gf
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>>28809093
>>28809123
muh nigga original
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genuinely loves you dick
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>mfw no contradiction so far
>mfw when come together it all makes sense

>>28809123
nice try

ROLL : loves to travel in different countries, will he unhappy/unfulfilled if she can't
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deep knowledge of philosophy
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Rick and Morty is a terrible show.
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not yandere/mommy gf
rich
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>>28808553
Submissive and eternally pregnant.
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Hates NEETs
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>>28809267
>fascist god
>>28809087
>deep knowledge of philosophy

like I said, it all makes sense

>>28809275
only one trait, I will take both for this time only

>>28809299
a new challenge, removing the "Submissive and eternally pregnant" trait

ROLL : not "Submissive and eternally pregnant."
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>>28809299
*Sigh*
Not eternally pregnant.
Trump, dubs please.
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Abortion-crazy whore
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>>28808553
autism

ROLL
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>>28809339
well at least "Submissive and eternally pregnant." replaced "mommy/yandere gf" since you can't be submissive and yandere
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Jewish
orignal comment
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Covetous
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Hates the entertainment industry.
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Worships white men
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>>28808553

>tsundere but loving
>is willing to do picrelated
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>>28809348
>>28808868
>>28808748
SO

>>28809375
>>28809275
MUCH

>>28809381
>>28808961
SENSE

ROLL : drug addict goth with low self-esteem
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Sensuous relationship with her long term best friend
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Wants you to taste her precious warm lemonade
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Number 4 Snejanna
Bio so far :

she likes to play vidya
she has to wear adult diapers
Submissive and eternally pregnant.
Jewish
Worships white men
Sensuous relationship with her long term best friend
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Number 2 Victoria (currently best girl)

she's a gamer, no casu
loves sailing
admire you(in a good way)
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Number 7 Charlotte

loves (purely platonic) bonding with older women
is a sci-fi fan, actually a trekie who fantasizes about
Kirk, tries to force you into a star trek sex roleplay
the fascist god empress she was born to be
deep knowledge of philosophy
Submissive and eternally pregnant.
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ROLL : undo "Submissive and eternally pregnant."
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roll: tends to wear pants
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>>28808553
rolling
she's a pedophile
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Emma Watson is just so pretty

Ashame she had to turn into a complete spoiled cunt
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she's into bdsm
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>>28808553
>has a insatiable lust for BBC and will cuck any non black bf
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Obsessed with cuckolding with bbc, and will get the other fembots blacked.
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>>28808553
she only fucks white, black haired, charming white ppl from 25-27 years of age.
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>>28808553
She has a sub 70 IQ
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Can someone explain which number tells me which sexbot I got?
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>>28808553
she is possessed of a dick
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ROLL

She's adorably stupid
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>>28812919
your last digit, that's how you roll newfag

ROLL : she is an engineer in robotic
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Let's create nice girlfriends, kay ?

It's like the Sims
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I just want to hug them all.
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>>28808553
Rolling
Trait: Skilled boxer
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Number 9 is now best girl

shes loyal
she is a good singer, often hums happily for no reason
super naive, giddy personality
loves to travel in different countries,
will he unhappy/unfulfilled if she can't
hates neets
she is an engineer in robotic
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roll : she is very brave which come with a lot confidence
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>>28813175
T-T-They are not for your enjoyment anon

It's just a pile of metal scrap and recycled circuits I found in dumper

Now h-h-help me to program them, you gotta do this a-anon, say a trait and roll
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Uncomfortably clingy
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ROLL NIGGAS

She is very logical person that never acts like a spoiled brat. If she doesnt like something she will try to talk with you and if you say something to her she will not get offended.

^ SHE is reasonable woman. (almost an oxymoron).

Now roll and see who gets it.
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>>28813359
clone#42, how many times must i tell you not to engage in tomfoolery on 4chan?

let's leave this desolate wasteland
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permanent pregnancy is actually a food baby, and they shit big thick brown sticks for all eternity
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She is capable of true, substantial love and genuine empathy.
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>>28813677
check these dubs mothafuckers
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Politically motivated, savior complex
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>>28813677
Oh jeeze. Nice. Very good.
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>>28808553
full blown racist antisemite
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>>28813709
they are all capable, few do it. Maybe 100 on whole planet, if even that.

Should've said - when she is with someone she loves them genuinely and with true empathy.
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>>28813677
>>28813733
these ladies are finally shaping up
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>>28813709
>"true love"
>love is a social construct

also rolling for "has three nipples, one on each tit and one randomly placed around the body"
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they are all 6'7 amazonian hulks
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>>28808553
lolita cutie pie
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>>28813780
I roll again for this
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She is a bull dyke feminist that will screech and physically attack you if you attempt any form of penetration.
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>>28813821
this one is actually true irl
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Will only sit on reinforced cardboard boxes
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>>28808553
Is cool and not annoying. Into the same fetishs as I.
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>>28813854
isn't into the same stuff as this guy
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>>28813780
one more time for the road
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Speaks in a fake French accent whenever talking to strangers.
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>>28808553
Emasculating bitch
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I will try to do more individual update
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>>28808553
is a trap/futa that with impregnate me and plays the piano like a goddess
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>>28813576
fuck you and fuck all other rick, you're never gonna get me alive

but I'm doing this sexbot thing first !

>>28814491
I have to correct the conflict in the personnality program too. As I said, the most recent post prevails

Wouldn't it be awesome to hear them talk ? Empathy, but racist...
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>>28814565
only one trait by post, read the rules

starting from now when there is two traits, I only take the frist mentionned
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>>28814580
d-don't make me take drastic actions
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>>28814652
that's what you want ? you little ungrateful motherfucker ? that's it ?

I try to make sexbot for you, even letting you program them and you want to shoot me ?

Then, do it ! What are you waiting ? ! Do it !
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>>28814710
great job, asshole, now i have to clean the shop up

my sexbot had better had a glowing penis and jetpacks
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rolling for glowing penis
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>>28814825
Ok, just for you I count 2 trait and here the special update on your roll

Number 5 :

Rich submissive covetus tsundere but loving, gives lap pillow
and genuinely loves your dick but is full blown racist antisemite
6'7 amazonian hulks with glowing penis and jetpack
has a food baby, and shits big thick brown sticks for all eternity
and isn't into the same stuff as 28813854
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>>28814965
will birth babies like this (blockhead baby)
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Serial killer

Optical content
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>>28814965
I think I should remove "submissive" since "tsundere" came after, it kind of cancels it
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>>28808553
will let me wear her body
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breasts are hard like rocks
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Number 3 :

She is an hentai artist and likes forcing anon to smell her feet
Submissive, autist full blown racist and antisemite
She thinks she's Anne Frank and will occasionally wake
screaming about Germans in Yiddish, and is a serial killer
has a food baby, and shits big thick brown sticks for all eternity
will birth blockhead baby
Speaks in a fake French accent whenever talking to strangers.
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she likes to rave
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>>28808553
Is generally intelligent
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>>28815290
Number 0 is strangely similar to Emma in some aspects...

Submissive very intelligent drug addict goth with low self-esteem
She only fucks white, black haired, charming white ppl from 25-27 years of age.
Skilled boxer, god tier driver, politically motivated, savior complex
has a food baby, and shits big thick brown sticks for all eternity
has three nipples, one on each tit and one randomly placed around the body
full blown racist antisemite 6'7 amazonian hulks with glowing penis
Will only sit on reinforced cardboard boxes
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Will only date chads like me
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hates dogs
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>>28815397
this pic is making me so sad

roll : loves dogs, part-time works at a dog shelter
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>>28815198
>>28815388
>This underage normalfaggot is back again
Abandon thread

All girls we are rolling for make fun of this virgin faggot regardless of dubs.
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She loves me.

Rollie rollie macaronie.
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>>28808553
Rolling.

She's me, with my mind in her body.
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>>28815547
Dammit, wanted 3 the most.
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>>28815388
>>28815198
rolling for chad to get fucked by this cock

chad gets fucked by this cock for
[(last number of post)-2]x30mins

if negative number acquired, chad drowns in his semen
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>>28815487
reroll for this

original commentalo unlimited
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>>28815602
rolling again for chad to enjoy cock
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>>28815642
what is this sorcery
death to chad
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>>28815602
I don't get it ??? Should I add this cock on sexbot number 2 for fucking chad ?
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>>28815547
Same, rolling
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>>28815547
why would you cant to BE the sexbot ?

Because since I don't know what is inside your mind, it turns out like this :

Number 7 :

loves (purely platonic) bonding with older women, but hates dogs
Trekie who fantasizes about Kirk, tries to force you into a star trek sex roleplay
Submissive uncomfortably clingy with deep knowledge of philosophy
The fascist god empress she was born to be, full blown racist antisemite
has a food baby, and shits big thick brown sticks for all eternity
will let you wear her body, breasts are hard like rocks
make fun of 28815388 virgin faggot, mind of 28815547
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>>28815487

rererolololing for this
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>>28808553
Roll, she likes it when you only roll
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super awesome roll of doom : she wears yoga pants
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>>28815842
Because I'm a degenerate who gets off to the idea of being dominated as a girl, duh.
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>>28816097
whatever you like Momonga, who could get mad at you for trying to escape your body
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antichad roll
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>>28816256
follow-up
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attempts to convince you to commit suicide on thursdays
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>>28808553
Loving best friend
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likes to cheat
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