>eyes are all red
>parents ask why
>tell them I was smoking weed
>they hang their heads in shame
>I was really crying for hours straight
Heh, sucker born every minute *winks*
>>28806838
The guy from the cartoon is kind of an asshole who creates his own misery.
That's the joke, right?
>>28806878
That was my first impression, but I also would admire that sort of honesty in a person.
>crying
>someone knocks on the door
>come to door with cleaning product spray can
>"haha yeah, i sprayed myself a little on accident, gonna have to wash it out for a while haha"
normies are so gullible.
>>28806878
the joke is that both parties are in the wrong.
The girl fucking explodes instead of just reassuring her insecure pussy of a friend, and has likely been stringing his pansy ass along for quite some some, but he is a passive aggressive moaner who thinks others can just magically know his intentions without his effort.
>>28806903
>answering the door at all
Amateur hour over here.
>>28806912
This. I like this explanation the most. I'd imagine it's happened to a lot of robots too.
>>28806838
>tfw this happened to me
>did actually smoke weed because I was crying.
>>28806936
Both robots and r9k browsing females seem to identify strongly with the opposing characters.
Sometimes they'll fight like crazy over it.
>>28806838
I can sort of relate to the guy in the comic. When my girlfriend talks to other guys I do get jealous, however, I don't react the way the comic dude did. Luckily she doesn't actually talk to a lot of guys since she is super shy and nerdy. She's not the kind to be approached by Chad Thundercock or Tyrone Titandick or Chang Bigwong or Ali Allahdick or something.
>>28807077
>When my girlfriend talks to other guys I do get jealous, however
>>28807188
Here's a pic of her for the nonbeliever. idk if you didn't notice but the pic in >>28807077 is an anime avatar of her. The brown hand is me.
>>28807253
>White-acting black guy got a slightly above average Asian who shares his interests.
I feel neutrally about this.
She definitely doesn't have freckles or pink skin though, so you're bad at avatar making.
>>28807311
That pic makes her face look shiny. She definitely does have freckles if you saw her closer, plus her face is kinda pink whenever I see her. And I'm not black, I'm Indian.
>>28807362
>Indian
Now I'm confused.
>not milking the fact you were crying for attention
>>28807419
My mom screams at me until I run away when she finds out I've been crying.
>>28806838
I've done this.
muteblox.asdfasdfasdfasdf
Is this /mischief/ general?
>Try throwing my head against a wall to knock myself unconscious because the anxiety is so bad
>Family only sees my limp body fall to the ground
>"Anon what happened?!"
>'psh just tripped and hit the door frame'
Nothin personnel, mom
>>28806913
>answering the door
>reading mail
>taking phonecalls
>opening the curtains
fuck normies and their dumb bullshit
>>28807665
>Try throwing my head against a wall
>iktf
>did this is the hopes that an untreated, slept-upon concussion could kill me or make me comatose
>thought going temporarily blind was good enough and crawled into bed, ready for oblivion
>just became legitimately mentally retarded instead
I was lied to about the severity/scope of concussions.
