So I started going to church to hunt for a virgin GF.
Found 3 so far all virgins, and they're willing to hang out with me because I'm the only Christian guy who goes to the gym.
Anybody got any advice on dealing with Christian girls?
> I lied about being a Christian, I'm atheist.
You're do lucky, I've been desperately looking for virgin girls and not a single fucking one at my church.
>>28805749
Basically expect them to be exactly like nonreligious girls. The only exception to that are the women that are serious about their religious beliefs; trust me when I say you will identify them very easily.
>>28805828
Jehovahs witnesses bruh they will not fuck till married
>>28805749
Which denomination are you going to, OP? I met a homeschooled, churchgoing virgin qt once, but it didn't work out. I've always wanted to attend a Church since then.
>>28805873
Really? that sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?
>>28805749
How do you pretend to be a christfag? I'm not religious or anything like that, but I can't help but smirk or laugh when some preacher goes on and on about God's will or whatever they spew these days.
>>28805901
uh, not being able to celebrate holidays or birthdays, not saluting the flag, not being willing to get a blood transfusion and dying
>mormon edition
no drinking (at all, ever), no smoking, no coffee or tea, no porn, required to attend meetings every week (3+ hours), etc etc
hardcore religious girls aren't worth it yo
>>28805828
of course, a fucking girl couldn't be a virgin
>>28805749
How do you know htey're virgins
>>28805927
>I can't help but smirk or laugh when some preacher goes on and on about God's will or whatever they spew these days.
>>28805927
Idk about OP but I'm willing to put up with a lot for a virgin girl. It's amazing how so many throw it away even though it's worth so much.
>>28805997
Still worth it, but only when out of options.
Tried it and it was an absolute failure. I did gain an interest in religion though.
>>28805901
The catch is that you have to wait to marry them until you can fuck them.
>>28805749
So you've met these three girls at a church you just started going to, and while talking to them you were all "Hey, so ... are you like, a virgin? I'm looking for a virgin."
And they all said yes.
Is that how this went down?
I don't have any advice for you that you could use.
>>28806080
Hardly an issue. Definitely worth the wait.
>>28805927
I just let everyone else do all the talking for me and pretend to be shy.
I tell them that I was a heathen but now I found god and I'm here to learn to live a life under him.
I tell the women that I respect their beliefs and I pretend to care about the things they talk about and I just nod my head.
It's working a lot, might be that no one ever listens to these girls or something.
Be polite. Don't make too many references. Don't talk about religion ever unless they do first. Don't be afraid to hold them by the hand or waist, but don't be handsy. Be docile but strong. Be capable and reserved. Don't be over the top.
>>28806124
You are their project.
>>28805749
Do these three girls who all go to the same church know each other at all? Or is it like, a huge church?
If it's not a big ol' megachurch, What do you think are the chances that one of these girls has said to another, "Yeah, he asked me if I was a virgin too. It was a little weird.
I said yes, obviously."
>>28806212
I think you are underestimating how far I'm willing to go.
I have gone to multiple churches of different denominations.
1 of the girls is a Mormon.
I focus the conversation on god, and tell them I'm new to the religion and found god later in my life and I'm here to ask for forgiveness.
They're using this chance to "save" me.
I proceed to ask them how god meant relationships to be, then I ask should people wait till marriage for sex and slowly leads to me figuring out if it's worth it to keep talking to a girl.
Don't underestimate how deceitful I'm willing to be to get a virgin.
>>28805749
Anon, any denominational recommendations? Don't want to end up with whores who've asked for forgiveness.
>>28806378
>Don't underestimate how deceitful I'm willing to be to get a virgin.
Are you like really bad at sex or something and need a virgin so a girl has nothign to compare you against?
>>28806378
>1 of the girls is a Mormon.
I spelled this out here: >>28805997
But keep chasing the mormon, you'll never be man enough for her. literally god is the ideal mormon man, cucking everyone else.
source: was mormon until 24. did the mission thing for 2 years.
>>28806437
Not him, but there's literally 0 reason to date a non-virgin.
"Damaged goods," is a VERY accurate term.
>>28806453
>proving my point
Of course women who have had multiple sexual partners will be dissatisfied with someone lousy in bed like OP.
I could marry a girl with 50 previous partners and she'd never leave because I'd be better than all of them.
>>28805749
Your a shitty human
I am a actual christian, and not a single girl my age goes to my church, its only old people.
Then they have fuckers like you lieing to nice young girls about your faith just so you can poison them
You degenerate piece of shit
>>28806437
I think it's safe to believe you're a woman, which is why you struggle with comprehending this.
Even if I were to explain it to you in detail, you'll not take me for my word, and continue to believe it's out of insecurity or lack of confidence or something.
I don't care if you think that's the case. I have something that's irreplaceable in the dating scene. Even if a woman was to compare me to even a celebrity I don't care, it's her loss.
Secure, confident men. Have standards.
>>28806512
> dissatisfied with someone lousy in bed like OP
> she'd never leave because I'd be better than all of them
Uh, I don't think you're helping the case for women.
If women are going to be unhappy in relationships just because a guy didn't fuck tons of women. (If that's how you decide being lousy in bed)
BTW, I think you're a femanon pretending to be a male. Everyone knows it only takes a few months to get good enough for sex. (Of course, you'd have to give a shit about being good.)
>>28806378
Jesus christ you are literal scum. No, Im perfecrtly fine with wanting a virgin girl, but lieing this much, doing all this, and willing to have a girl commit one of the worst sins of us christians possible, sec before marriage, just so you can have your "virgin sex" is absolutely disgusting. You will rot in hell. I just hope you dont succeed and fool a poor girl.
>Have been a cis male my whole 29 year long life, penis and everything
>Get called a woman by insecure virgin chasers (>>28806632 and >>28806573) who are unable to compete with even the memory of a man.
>>28806640
It's called Alcohol & going to the gym.
Even the most "pure" woman will open her legs once she's drunk. Whether she regrets it or not is a different question.
Most men are just too scared to take "advantage" of a woman, but if you fuck her good enough then nothing bad happens.
>>28806545
It's not hard when you have religious relatives, to find where the girls are at.
Besides, they're already poisoned by religion.
Why not poison them to my own benefit then?
>>28806735
You're the insecure one, joining the LGBT/feminist crew just to find a community to fit in is pathetic.
If you had any confidence you'd have standards, instead of openly being with anyone who is willing to take you.
>>28806640
Lol, you don't think there's any possibility that these "virgin" girls are just having a little fun with the new wannabe at their church?
you guys need to get over the whole virgin thing.
its normal for people to have had previous partners.
>>28806378
I accidentally did something kinda simillar to this once. I actually am pretty spiritual of a person and while I was on vacation one year I had this catholic girl crushing on me because I confessed all my idealisms and beliefs to her. Didn't realize it until way too late. Not that it mattered, she lived all the way up in Canada anyway.
>>28806852
I fuck sluts all the time, k? Won't be monogamous to a single one though.
At least 90% of the guys in this world wouldn't want to marry a woman they knowingly had sex with lots of partners.
But those same guys, 100% of them will gladly have sex with them, or some kind of casual relationship.
Your roastie ass is probably thinking about how no guy ever judged you for your partner count. Well DUH, he wanted to fuck you. I lie to women telling them that women are free to express their self sexually. Then they begin to question why I don't take relationships seriously or why I end up cheating on them.
Women tend to rationalize where the relationship went wrong, or maybe I'm just "not ready for a relationship" I let them believe this, but women fail to see that most time their relationships fail, is because the guy doesn't love them. And I can't love sluts, only like them.
There is no reason to date sluts, they're willing to fuck us without the relationship, so why bother? If they start demanding to be in a relationship for us to have sex with them, that's even more reason to not be with them, because only a loser would put more effort than other guys. There's countless sluts on this planet, if you're going to be with one.. you might as well fuck 100's instead of sticking with the same used up cumrag.
>>28806852
It's only become normal for women very recently because of a hypersexualized culture. Every available statistic suggests that promiscuity damages a woman's ability to pair bond, causes a rise in them reporting marital unhappiness, depression etc.
Factor that in with the reality that most divorces are initiated by women, and the highest reported reason is "unhappiness/dissatisfaction," and you have a damned good reason to avoid used up whores like the plague.
Oh, and certain STDs (HPV is the big offender) can cause head and neck cancer in men.
Whores are literally and figuratively radioactive.
>>28806929
I come by r9k every once in a while, for whatever sick, self-destructive reason.
You're always here.
Like, every night.
Dedication, I guess?
We all choose what's most important to us.
See you in a few months, the next time I forget what's important to me.
>>28805749
>Shape your pubes into something that resembles the hair of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior
>Get a penis or scrotum piercing and put a nail in it.
>Cant buy a crown of thorns for your dick so make one yourself
I highly recommend using barbed wire as the base and just wrapping rose stems around it cos it's sexy
>Find an opportunity to show her the Dick of the Savior
>As soon as she sees your Jesus Dick, she'll start trembling and become submissive as if she'd been whipped for being a false prophet
>Give her the Second Coming
>>28805901
No holidays or birthdays and they do meetings twice a week and no smoking drinking is permitted but no drugs and you must be serious as they only date their own
>>28806791
>religion is poison
I will pray for you tonight, and pray that no young girls are drugged and raped by you. No christian girl deserves a man like you. You are trash, scum, degenerate and dont deserve to live. You are willing to make a girl commit terrible sins for your own selfish, heathen needs. Fuck you, fuck you for going into a church looking for sex, fuck you for going to church and lieing to kind peoples faces. You are not a robot looking for gf, you are a normie looking to get laid and doesnt care what he had to do to get it. You are human garbage. Kill yourself.
I'm not really interested in women who've had more than a 1-2 partners but it's probably irrelevant anyway. She would have a different lifestyle than me, a much more extroverted one, so we wouldn't be compatible (for anything more than beta-bucks at least)
>>28807058
Would you be able to tell a girl you love her, when she licked the asshole of some creepy old 50 year old man who paid her to?
From personal experience, women who have sex with other guys tend to tell every guy that they love them. The ones who don't are the biggest sluts and are jaded when it comes to sex.
Even if a girl only had 2 partners, would you be okay with the fact you're the 3rd guy she said she loves? (Lol, what a pathetic relationship, where you have to share your love with past guys who are now fucking other women you sperm janitor.
tfw I want a qt religious girl too I found one but had to break up with her because she was ugly as fuk and no-sex was boring but if you found a cute one it's totally worth it that thing about no sex is true you won't get sex no matter how hard you try lol believe me
>>28805873
My friend is ploughing a jehovah witness girl
>hes 28, shes 18
>she wants him to marry her
Top kek.
>>28806969
I come here about once a week from /pol/, Robots are generally receptive.
>>28805749
You can tell them you are slowly losing hope in humanity and in religion as one due ti the fact that love in our world is dying so they'll feel the need to help you both on the road back to god and to love as well.
>>28805901
The fact that they are crazy
I know next to nothing about religion, which type of church should I go to if I wanted to do this?
>>28807121
Get her DRUNK anon.
As she drinks alcohol use your smooth talking to convince her to drink even more till she's shitfaced. After that keep requesting sex.
She'll say no a few times, then you change the question up and she'll eventually slip up and say okay.
Touch her a bit, and if she says it's not okay, tell her don't worry and just lie to her to keep her distracted as you continue to escalate and get sexual.
Trust me, 100% of women are fuckable while drunk and alone. You just have to be unrelenting and constantly sexual. Maybe take care of your clothes, let them get comfortable with it, and slowly slip their clothes off.
I haven't had anyone call rape on me.
>>28806929
I think what statistics suggest is that once a woman knows more about relationships with men than the bare minimum, and has financial independence, monogamy mysteriously becomes less attractive.
That's the thing with these numbers. People whine that the divorce rate is 50% nowadays, but don't take into account that divorcing a mere century ago was a huge stain on your social life and that it was impossible for almost all women to be financially independent. Take those outside forces away, give people the freedom to either stay in or get out, and suddenly marriages end all the time. You can take that two ways; either people suddenly and inexplicably became less moral than their immediate ancestors, or 50% is exactly the rate at which marriages have always failed, and the only thing that's different now is that people can leave them. Not painlessly by any stretch of the imagination, but they can get out.
So personally, I'm not surprised that marriages might last longer when they're forged earlier in life by younger (read: stupider) women who don't know what their options really are. It's harder to be unhappy when you don't know how much better things can be.
>>28807218
> femanon detected
You stupid fucker, I'd be happier to be having sex with Rihanna than 99% of women on the planet, but that's no reason to be unhappy.
There is always someone better.
Also most of those better men were never their options to begin with.
I will fuck 99% of women on this planet, but only .01% I'd be willing to marry.
I was never ANY womans option to begin with.
I have a successful career, house paid off, and go to the gym.
I am no one's "option" but you women keep thinking guys who fuck you, are guys you could LTR.
Rappers like Chris Brown will fuck hundreds/thousands of women, but he wouldn't settle for a single one of you hoes, yet you think he's your option?
>>28807205
Well that's a reason why their god don't allow alcohol in their religion m8
>>28805749
> I lied about being a Christian, I'm atheist.
And they lied about being virgins
>>28807218
>Once a woman knows more about relationships with men than the bare minimum
Which completely overlooks evolutionary psychology, biological hardwiring, and sexual strategies.
>financial independence
Most women who initiate divorce DON'T have financial independence, that's why we see so many guys getting hammered by alimony. That's why single mothers are a drain on welfare.
>monogamy mysteriously becomes less attractive
Which is horrible. Children raised by single mothers are more likely to fail socially, mentally, academically, legally, etc. When the stakes are so slanted against men (ie, "Marry a used up whore, and hope she doesn't leave you"), men start to opt out of marriage (Like in the twilight years of the Roman Empire).
>People suddenly and inexplicably became less moral than their immediate ancestors
I wouldn't discount this at all; in fact, I'd argue that this might be the most important reality of this situation.
Compare cultural values and attitudes regarding things like sex, relationships etc. People in prior to the '60s generation had healthy attitudes towards these things. Since the '60s onwards, all we've seen is selfish, hedonistic, and irresponsible attitudes towards sex.
Monogamy is a good thing for society. Virginity is a positive trait for women. Casual sex, sluts and single mothers are horrible for society. Any man would be a complete moron to marry someone who isn't a virgin.
>>28807395
You're talking to some dumb chick who thinks she's on the same intellectual level of a male.
Men like you will be bred out.
Intelligent men are commonly not having children now and days, while Tyrone is impregnating 10 women, and he ends up in jail and all women end up single moms who raise their daughters to end up like the retard you're replying to.
Even men with the finest genetics, tend to use birth control to maintain a fulfilling sex life.
You're a dying breed Anon, just give up.
Even if you did end up having children, you'll have 2..maybe 3 at most which can't account for 40 tyrones impregnating every ratchet on the block to mass produce the femtards.
>>28807467
>Willingly encourage participation in White Genocide: the post.
You're a defeatist, anon.
>>28805749
Maybe you should start worshiping Jesus. You can finally have a meaningful life.
>>28805749
OP, p-p-please stop. Seriously, that's pretty scummy what you're doing. ;_;
I know you're pretending, but she should find eventually find out. You might as well save yourself and others the trouble of it all.
>>28807015
Wew lad. If you are actually serious, then harsh words really won't help. I'm a Christian myself, so I know how you feel. But, berating him in such a way poorly reflects the Christian faith and Christ himself.
Regardless, he is doing something surely wrong. This is why I've been mostly avoiding /r9k/ for a while now. The overall mentality here is of course just toxic.
OP, just stop. You can find some "pure" girlfriend somewhere else. However, if you have at least some interest in Christianity, definitely stay with your church, get involved, and meet others. Accepting Christ would be the best and most important decision of your life. :)
>>28808498
Anon, I've been on the fence about Church for a while.
Being a fedora hasn't worked, and given the fact that I tend to agree (mostly) with Christian morality anyway, I'd like to give faith an honest shot.
Not looking for a qt apostate gf, but something that actually has good, decent, moral people with moral & conservative attitudes on most things (Cut contact with my High School friends because all they do now is drugs).
Any type of Church you can specifically recommend with an active youth section I can try immersing myself in?
>>28805749
I support you OP. I recommend you clandestinely record your sexual encounters with them at least initially so that they can't claim it was rape when they freak out with Jesus guilt and then throw you under the bus and ruin your life with a rape accusation.
>>28805749
>Had a virgin gf for 2 years, literally a 10/10
>Ends up lying and cheating on me
Yes I agree a virgin is preferable but you still need to be wary of warning signs that they're terrible people. Just don't let your guard down and keep an eye on them.
>Now talking to qt virgin
>She's from another country
>Super religious to the point of never having masturbated
pls god I hope she stays interesting and funny I could totally go for this
>>28806545
Kek. I grew up christian and went to a christian school and learned all this bible shit. It is very helpfull, I just talk them into bed with my bible stories and sob stories about "salvation", but I am a cynical dick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-BU1HEzIO0
I went to a private Christian high school and pretended to be Christian to get a gf and I really, really wish I didn't.
Why do women have to be so stupid that they don't realize how much their virginity is worth?
>>28806437
Butthurt used goods detected.
You're feeling prickly because you're being confronted with the fact that your decisions have made you less desirable.
>>28806791
>but if you fuck her good enough then nothing bad happens
This is the truth.
>>28806042
>it's worth so much
for you
>>28808655
>Super religious to the point of never having masturbated
And you honestly believed her?
op you're a real cunt you know that, you're actively trying to corrupt some pure maidens, you're literally the lowest of the low scumbags round here
>>28811455
Did he actually say he wants to corrupt them? He might very well stick to their beliefs and wait for marriage. Besides how can you blame him when society forced him into a corner. If normal girls can't control themselves he's resorting ro religious ones.
>>28805873
I banged a jehovee for 1 1/2 years. Petite, nice ass, not chubby but you can't see bonrs either. That bitch loved hardcore fucking everywhere. I left her couse i had to move away and not ibto long distance shit. Now she is fucking my "best friend". Moral: they are fucking vengeful but awesome sex otherwise.
>>28805997
Yeah but at least you don't have to buy them stupid shit for every ocassion, they save you a lot of money.
>>28811375
She's from a very religious country so yes, like crazy religious.
>>28805749
Send her lots of Christian memes
