You play online and win
Chad beats her darkhole again
You sit and wallow in tears
Chads penis relieves her deepest fears
you look at her facebook pictures and weep
she tells chad, "he's such a creep"
>she and chad have a nice outdoor lunch
>you run them both over with a satisfying crunch
scotty doesn't know
that fiona is
in the back of my van every sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
You do yoga and suck your own cock
She sucks Chad's
You browse 4chan and touch your dick,
while on Chad's cock she does the splits.
>>28803564
too fuckin real, anon
You play Overwatch
Chad's over her crotch
You hit the gym HARD
Chat eats PIZZA
When you try to approach her to talk, she sprays you with mace
Later she goes home, where Chad shits on her face
>darkhole
shoulda put something about Dark Souls in the first line imo
I am Chad desu
You tell people they're wrong on the internet
Chad and Stacy spend time getting intimate
>>28805167
You play DaS 3 and lose all of your souls in a single "click"
While she sucks Chad's out of his dick
