>>28803177
This bitch is hot whats her name?

>>28803231
Her name is Sophie Dee

wh-why are you naked?

>naked in a hospital

What the fuck kind of germs are you trying to get? Pussy MRSA?

>>28803177
Prostate cancer is a serious threat, of course I listen

I've heard that it's true that female nurses give men prostate exams, and that it's considered perfectly normal when a man gets an erection. I even read one story where a man apologized and the nurse not only said it was no problem, but actually got flirty. I'm a kissless virgin and I think awkward situations turn me on more than anything. I can't imagine anything making me harder than a cute girl stroking my prostate while I pretend to not have an erection while precum oozes down it and she playfully comments on my penis.

>>28803177
The only time I have taken my pants off for a female has been in a medical environment. Once for sports physical and twice when I was told to go to the ER for a kidney stone.

Turn your head and cough is 100x more awkward when your doctor is your friend's mom.

>>28804195
My doctor is a y fat old Syrian man

I had a female paki doctor so a ball checkup, but she barely did it and had me cover with a towel
Id rather have a male doctor, so there's no awkwardness so that he can accurately judge my health

>>28804830
>Id rather have a male doctor, so there's no awkwardness
lol that didn't work too well for Murderface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ts7KQgvMY

>>28803177
How is her finger so long?

>>28803177

>Unprofessional enough that she's naked for my prostate exam
>The bed/table thing that you lay on doesn't even have that paper over it for sanitary purposes
>Her area of expertise is obviously the female reproductive system and skeletal system

Yeah I think I'm going to find a new doctor

>>28803177
I would be too busy fatshaming her.

>>28804195
Possibly because only emotion you've ever associated with your sexuality is shame.

>>28805443
So we can check OP's dubs

>>28803177
I was in a horrible car accident last year. Ankle shattered, ribs broken. When I was still pretty doped up these two beautiful nurses came and gave me a sponge bath. They were so gentle, of course I got an erection. But I was high on precise, so it felt less awkward than it would have otherwise. Plus they probably see that shit every day.

>>28805663
How many people did you run over?

>>28805682
Luckily there were no witnesses. I was piss drunk and would have gone to prison if the cops f
would have found the wreck immediately.