Finally got the courage to ask my oneitis for her number. Here's what's happened. Help.
>>28802768
Are her responses too short??
>>28802782
Yep. This is actually a problem. Just be sure not to reply too fast.
i want to apply for cp classes too
if you get my drift
>>28802782
yeah, they're too short skip to sexting so she doesn't get bored
Ask her if she would like to come over and watch a movie
>>28802768
>>28802782
Just cut to the chase. She doesn't want to be bored by chit-chat.
>>28802782
yep, and yours are way too long
>>28802853
Could I? Here's my body pic for ref
She might just not be a texter.
>>28802885
This desu
You want to fucking chat with her? do it in person. Texting is for setting up a time to hang out. Otherwise you're destined to become another orbiter.
>>28802903
Her snap score is like 40k so I doubt it
>>28802768
lmao she watches ed bassmaster *cringe* that's dad humor
yeah her replys are kinda short but that doesn't mean for sure she's not into you. try saying something funny iunno. make sure to talk to her next time you see her in person or she'll think you're a pussy
>>28802918
I snap a lot but don't text much unless I initiate a convo.
>>28802897
yeah you can
organeldoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
>>28802884
Would it be bad to say I had a crush on her softmore year? I'm a senior and we only have two weeks of class left also I don't see her a lot if ever
>>28803017
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
If you're chadatron 3000 this would work, esp if you already have pussy on the go. But no, if you're sperging out hard enough to have a "oneitis" this wont work.
>>28803014
after creaming in her remember to "well would you look at this" and point at her gluey children
>>28802768
>>28802782
>Was in this exact possession
>Finally built up the courage to ask her if she wanted to hang and grab food or something yesterday
>Still hasn't replied
At least tell me no....I deserve that at least....
>>28803017
Be subtle. Set up a date, like coffee or movies or beer. Don't confess over the phone
>>28802897
>>28803017
Just subtly let her know that you have a nexus 5x and she should call you an autist and a poor fag, and never talk to you again, but damn it gives me a /g/ boner. If you want a qt gf, get an iPhone
>>28803118
I straight up shake when I talk to her
>>28803055
Shit.... dude.. keep hope
>>28803298
tell her you're shaking because of the high quality drugs you take so you don't get bored with her she'll cry a little but then ask if you ever want her to be your dick sock
>>28802841
haha do you morons actually think response timings make a difference? it merely makes you seem less beta but its pointless anyway in the end. btw, chad here.
if a girl is into you, she will drop her panties even if you pick your nose while asking her "wanna fug?".
>>28803037
Do dick pics every wooork???
>>28803845
Hey man when you're not chad you gotta play every last card right. You have no room for mistakes.
>>28803845
my dad picks his nose
genes chadonified?
>>28803867
I'm thinking of saying "hey I need your advice, I'm trying to talk to this girl I like but it's going nowhere, my friend just told me to send a dick pic?"
>>28803867
yes but only on girls who will cheat on you
>>28804127
that's beta as fuck
>>28804127
nah don't do that
>>28804267
>>28804223
Ok fuck what do? Just send it???????
>>28804286
tell her you have a problem with your dick then send it
>>28804286
if you send a dick pick it's game over
>>28804360
>dick pick
fuck my 'tism is showing
>>28804392
Ok how do I escalate
send a body pic and then just say right after "WHOOPS!! NOT MEANT FOR YOU (laughing crying emoji) sorry!!!"
:^)
>>28804596
If you do this you will lose her for good
>>28803118
THIS THIS THIS. Subtlety is key especially if you've known her for so long.
>>28804596
Looool really ? I might. This one good? Or
>>28804660
Just say something like "so hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go to dinner next Saturday?" Set a time don't leave it open for sometime, honestly if you're straight forward and subtle about stuff most girls will find that extremely attractive, don't beat around the bush make plans women like a man who shows a little initiative and confidence
>>28804689
that one's alright. the one above might be a bit better
post results!
>>28804791
So this one and say what exactly?
>>28804884
ay bb u want sum fuk? probably original
>>28802782
You're the reason girls don't want to give phone numbers out. You're babbling about unimportant stuff. Next time you're doing something fun with friends (going to the bar, park etc) shoot her a message that you're going out with friends.
I must emphasize that she is not interested in you because you don't know how to make small talk. Be simple.
>>28804950
Looool what?
Hey I'm going out with friends..
Her. Ok?
>>28804689
>>28804884
>wide hips
im sorry man
>>28804884
with this message just be
"does this change your mind? ;)"
and then immediately after be like "SHIT...WRONG PERSON LOL (laughing crying emoji) sorry!!!!!!!!"
>>28804976
>>hey me and the guys are going to go see this band at this time at this bar. Should be fun, maybe I'll see you
She doesn't have to reply at all
Also, why don't you show her your nakedness in real life, instead of visually? This is a real girl who you supposedly like. Do you know how to communicate with her?
The fact that she gave you her number means that she likes you. She knows that, and she thinks you know that. Subtlety is the new sexy. Being unsubtle and thinking you're subtle is the most painful thing to watch
Have some empathy. What would you want a boy who you don't know that we'll text you? Something clever, something with a funny double meaning, with the shades of a triple meaning which would mean sex, but he wouldn't dare say that, would he? Omg he's such a sly dog
>>28804994
Lol what? 28inch waist yo. Good meme >>28805077
How does this go wrong for me?
>>28805108
I have her on snapchat. She sees all the interesting shit I do.i don't need to tell her. It's on my story
>>28802782
>>thanks it's not hard
You fucked up. Look at what messages you sent. You had zero ANYTHING that anyone would want to talk about. You're supposed to be interested in this girl. When she said
>>thanks it's not hard
She's talking about HOLDING A CONVERSATION YOU SOFT SKULLED MUSCLE CHEST. Jesus Christ. Do you just go through life like its a video game or something? Someday you're going to wake up and there will be nobody who will even look at you
>>28805187
Loooool stop telling me what I did wrong and tell me what to do right chad
>>28805268
Speak like a normal person
The content of the words fall behind the meaning which your words take. Much harder in text form.
You should treat her like a person, probably do you know how to do that?
>>28805077
Do not fucking do this holy shit, who ever wrote this is retarded.
>>28804884
Just send this picture with some small line that'll quickly be forgotten like "I just got these but idk if I like the color what do you think?"
Or even send just the picture with no words and play off her response
>>28802897
Good if you want to date men, perfect twink.
>>28802897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5lwmU4ClOs
GET OUT
>>28805328
You're dumb. Why would you give her all the power and remove the mystery of "I wonder what he looks like without clothes on
>>28802782
You're fucked bucko
>>28805363
Looool what? Post body fatty
>>28805328
Jesus. Do you date Two dimensional humans? girls I know would just not respond to something as forward as that. We get together and make fun of people who do that for being nothing people. No spirit.
>>28805449
What's wrong with being forward
>>28805449
I've only had 3 real relationships but have had sex with 11 girls, so ya pretty much. My advice is advice for getting a slut to come over
>>28805426
I fuck twinks like you for breakfast (no homo)
>>28805516
Lol I was right. Doubt you could even ohp your bodyweight for reps
>>28805516
Nice gyno, girls love when a guy's boobs are bigger than hers
>>28805542
You'd be right, as I don't train strongman and that would make me an elite strongman.
I sure could press a whole goddamn lot more than you though.
>>28805479
A girl you just started talking to sends you a nude. What's the first thing you do? Post on 4chan, violating her privacy.
Same thing for girls, only its to the group chat she and her six besties are in. You know how we call women stupid whores? Same thing, but they call tyour fuckboii. Because you're being a fuckboii. Which is worse than any other sexual label. You might end up fucking her, but it'll be just that, fucking. You'll be labeled as stupid where ever you go. They'll make stupid memes about you.
Don't be an idiot. Don't be a fuckboii
>>28805595
Ok oh no everyone knows my dick is huge and my body is great wow me. It's literally last week of senior year. I don't give a fuck. Im not insecure about my intelligence.
>>28805595
Like I think you're really attractive and would like to get to know you better during summer.
Is that fuccboi?
>>28802782
This is actually very cringing.
>>28806540
Y? Heeelp
