I'm looking forward to another beautiful weekend
i finally feel better about myself after seeing that picture....
To a beautiful weekend
Wats his sc username? Lol
>>28802101
Goddamn it, eggy really needs to cut his hair.
>>28803584
He should go bald.
>>28803762
Yeah its gotta go. Eggy is looking freak-tier. AFS?
Prey for the egg. These are the end of days.
>>28802101
He needs to grow a beard pronto
>>28804224
That'd be neat to watch.
Let's get him to go bald.
>>28803584
>>28804224
He should just cut it all off and get fake hair tattooed on.
nigga needs to be exterminated and hope his genes don't crossbreed with normal looking folk. holy shit
>>28804806
>implying he would ever get secks
>>28804854
He's had like three girlfriends. He's currently dating someone iirc
>>28802101
He actually seems like a decent guy based on his vids.
But holy shit I would pay just to see what his parents look like.
What kind of monsters must they look like to create that.
>>28802101
Why do you guys worship eggman?
eggman is about to crack. He has to bike 2 hours to work and wake up at 5:00AM to do it because his car broke down.
>>28804924
Because he was the first /r9k/ user to make videos, probably.
We've had him since the start, he's part of the furniture.
I actually think he may be the only former /r9k/ user (or former user) who has made youtube videos.
So of course we like him
eggman needs to h*ck off
stop giving the normie attention
>>28804924
i dont. i despise him. attention whore who pretends to be the poster boy of robots. hes scum.
>>28804977
Wasn't it the other way around? Someone posted his photo here and people made fun of him. Then he found out and came here. Thats how he become popular. Doesn't he have a gf also?
>>28805081
No, I'm almost 100% he was an /r9k/ poster before he started making youtube videos.
Btw Demi looks really cute there
>>28805247
>Btw Demi looks really cute there
demi belongs to BIG MEXICAN COCK, white boi
>>28804977
>We've had him since the start
>>28804285
Eggy needs the Lord's mercy.
>>28802101
Semi related
I think I found female Eggman on Tinder. Slightly better looking but I couldn't unsee it.
>>28805489
Not even 1/2 as beat up by life as our egg.
>>28802101
Egg is a freak of nature. Say what you will, but he is truly a freak of nature. All of you are playing on easy mode compared to Mills.
>>28805336
>Big
>Cock
>Mexican
Lmao dude Mexicans have small ass cocks. Mainly because the natives the Spanish fucked to make Mexicans are basically small dicked Asians.
>>28805489
Ironically Eggman has a nicer nose than this girl.
>>28802101
Does eggy have a disease?
>>28805489
jesus her name is an anagram almost.
>egmaan
>>28805489
Those dead eyes, fampai...
>>28802101
My god. How has Mother Nature not choked out Egg's genetic line by now?
He's living on borrowed time tbqh.
>>28805489
Let's be real: future alcoholic.
>>28805081
No, originally he posted in a rate thread and some robots started spamming his pic.
>>28805698
It's fascinating. This year is just tearing 4chan e-celebs apart. First Eggy and now Stefan Molyneux. What a time to be alive.
>>28805489
>male eggman
>spends thousands of hours and thousands of dollars seeking a gf, suffers a staggering amount of rejection and gets the occasional skanky /r9k/ attention whore as a consolation prize
>female eggman
>puts in no effort and gets approached by fit 7/10 guys who call "her" beautiful
will """fembots""" ever realize that they're living life on easymode?
>>28806003
This image gives me the giggles.
poor eggman his subhuman appearance ruined his life
>>28803030
He is dead AFAIK
i don't get it...
why was eggman born so hideously ugly and yet his siblings look completely normal?
>>28807053
>his little brother is taller than him
LMAO
>>28807053
Ehhh I'd really only say his brother looks normal
>>28807053
I refuse to believe that boy is Eggman's brother.
That boy looks NOTHING like Eggman, how can nature create such a freak like Eggman and then create two relatively average humans?
Nature you're fucking cruel
>>28807312
this is his family
eggman looks so out of place there
>>28807463
Eggman is a bastard child or adopted
>>28805647
Quality post right here m8
>>28807312
Eggman's little bro is a 6'4" /fit/, decent looking hockey player Chad, it's genuinely astonishing that he came from the same genetic stock as a pudgy abomination like eggy.