ITT all of r9k lives together
Gas the building and burn it to the ground.
Nobody leaves till I found my smegma tube!
Would you faggots stop shitting in the hallways jesus fuck
kyaaaaaa fuck my boipussi kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just don't go in the basement I put a padlock on the door for a reason
>>28801657
o-ok, a-anon and i need some privacy :^(
>>28801606
This is a terrible idea and it will never work. Get it through your thick skull.
I immediately try to find a chubby bear beta-male to be my cuddle partner. I'm assuming their is a lot of those on r9k.
>lock myself in my room and shitpost on 4chin
please leave me alone
>>28801606
>become robo-chad
>collect a 10% tithe from everyone's neetbux
>keep a harem of the best mentally ill qts
Life is good.
>>28801770
>strong arming people
>anime
You've already picked one
>walk into the living room
>see cowtits fem""bot"" on the couch with her bare feet on it
>fluff up my XXL big boy adult diapers
>"Mom-my! Mom-my! Mom-myyyy!!!!"
>"Tee-hee. Don't call me that anon. Lol"
>go sit next to her feet
>lick them while honking her boobs
>she keeps on watching her show
>cum in my diapers when she touches me back
>>28801791
Whatever you say, normalfag.
WHO OWNS THIS FUCKING ABOMINATION?!?!??!!
>>28801861
Ted, is that you?
>>28801849
Whatever you say piece of shit :)
>>28801822
Why did this turn me on? This is not a healthy place and I should probably leave.
>>28801606
No females are allowed
Who killed a female I the living room! This is the tenth one this week.
>>28801861
>tfw the homunculus egg finally hatches
>>28801883
Careful, normalfag. You wouldn't want to wake up with your liver kidneys replaced with tendies.
>>28801911
That post number
>>28801905
Ok I swear this one really was an fbi informant
>>28802006
I don't think all 10 needed to die from this.
> it's a anon hanged himself in the closet episode.
>Open fridge
>Mountain dew
>Mountain dew
>Mountain dew
>Code Red
>Mountain dew
How the fuck are you people still alive, I can feel my body starting to fall apart
>>28802036
No females are allowed into this pure bastion of manliness
Does anyone know how to make tendies?
>>28801606
>mfw left the stove on
Really sorry robots
>>28802093
Throw them into the microwave and hit cook
>>28802074
A rape session would be it though.
stop harassing me fags, IM NOT A FUCKING TRAP
>>28801937
2bh I felt bad about myself after posting that last comment, have this joaquin reaction gif
This place reeks, we need volunteers.
THIS IS THE FBI OPEN THE DOOR!
>>28802245
>THIS IS THE FBI OPEN THE DOOR!
no
Why is the pool yellow....
>>28801606
This would be a bad idea. Robot Chad would just bang all the broken femsluts.
>>28801606
There is noway /r9k/ could afford such a nice house
>>28801606
i'd hurt someone
i live alone for reasons
>>28802038
>>it's a anon hanged himself in the closet episode
So a rerun?
>>28802660
>He doesn't know the power of neetbux
Wouldn't we all just stay in our rooms? I don't want to talk to any of you
>>28802722
You're talking to me now, pham
>>28801606
If /r9k/ lived together it would just be everyone in their own room browsing /r9k/
>>28802722
We would go out to eat and tell other to turn down the volume on their anime
Which studanon has the biggest dick? Im going to wait by the pool c:
>>28801888
Who do you self insert as?
>>28802709
>implying neetbux could afford a mansion.
No, what this is going to turn into is the wagecucks paying for everything while the neets spend their neetbux on anime figurines and onaholes
>>28802931
>OP pic
>mansion
>>28802945
>implying I opened the image
It'd be like this
>>28802974
What do you mean? its not spoilered
Whose been stealing all the waifu pillows >:(
Tranny here!! hope you guys dont mind me hogging the pool all day long!!
>>28802993
Expanded it or whatever
>>28801606
Normies on top floor and you smelly betas get the basement now fuck off!
>>28802979
But minus the females
FUCK ITS THE FBI EVERYBODY IN THE BASEMENT NOW
>>28802053
Your body can only fall apart if you move around a lot.
I wanna be part of big brother /r9k/ edition
I can't take it anymore.
Everday I'm forced to be around people. Normal people are bad enough, but you guys are insane.
I'm moving out. Have fun in your house of misery and self loathing.
h-hey guys anyone wants to play dungeons and dragons ? we can buy some snacks and all
>>28803267
>implying you can leave
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>28803267
you'll be back anoni'll miss you
>>28803267
You can't leave
This is actually a mental hospital
>>28802979
Except slightly gayer.
>>28803291
>>28803302
>>28803303
You can't stop my ascension
>>28803008
>dont mind me hogging the pool all day long!!
GTFO
Im gonna pee in there.
IM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS, IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE
THOSE FUCKING NORMIES
WHOS WITH MEEEE
REEEEEEEE
>huge tv playing anime 24/7
you can check out any time you like but you can never leave
>>28801861
Someone let Brown Jenkin out of his cage.
Guys I managed to bring a girl home and she wants to fuck. Could you please act normal until I get her to my room?
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the toilet today.
>>28803380
This is a communist household, we share everything here.
>>28803267
bye! hope you have a safe night on the streets of zimbabwe
>>28803286
sure bro, can i be a pimp wiz?
Hey Guys! My 12 year old sister just came to visit! Be Nice to her!
>>28803412
I'll lend her to you once I'm done. Please don't tell anyone else.
>>28803439
Hope she likes 320 lbs of autism in her ass.
>>28803389
Fuck sorry just had explosive diarrhea
>>28803389
Fucking heh, anon
>>28803439
WOMAN HERE THERE IS A WOMAN HEEEEREEEE
WHAT THE FUCK WE SOHULD DO WHAT THE FUCKK
REEEEEEE KILL THAT FUCKING WHORE
>>28803489
CALM THE FUCK DOWN, IM TRYING TO FAP IN PEACE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803489
>>28803506
STOP SCREAMING IM FAPPING AND WATCHING 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS OUTSIDE REEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803506
SHUT UP DONGUS!!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS FAPPING FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>playing edgy music this loudly on my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PANFfE6IXPg
>>28803537
FUCK YOU FAGGOT LOOKING PILE OF COW FUCKING DICK SHIT
>>28803536
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!!! oh yeah whens the tendies coming out?
>>28801606
-stabs him in the balls- back the fuck off?!?!?
all the virgins should live in the basement lmao
>hungry
>need food
>need to venture to the communal kitchen to get it
>it's time for the daily 4:00 mass shooting so I put on my helmet + bulletproof vest
>make it to the kitchen relatively unscathed
>somebody ate all my fucking dinosaur nuggets again
I fucking hate you people so much
>>28803569
12 MINUTES HOLY SHIT IM NOT YOUR MOM
[/spoiler] i can be if you become my trap slave
>>28803569
THATS ITT YOU FUCKING GAY SHIT AAHFASUFGSDFEBHTRWTGVYHSTE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
YOU ALWAYS ARE SCREAMING IN THE FUCKING NIGHT AND DONT LET ANYBODY SLEEP
FUUUUUUCCCKK YOUUUUUUUU
>>28803617
FUCK THIS, IM GASSING THE HOUSE AGAIN
>>28801619
This is the only correct response in this situation.
>>28803617
REEEE STOP SCREAMING HOLY SHIT FUCK WHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYH I HATE YOU WHY YOURE A FAGGOT HOLY SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803631
ASDASDFGASHBTYESTGS YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD HOLY SHIT DONGUS GO AND TAKE YOUR PILLSSSS THATS RGHT YOU FAGGOT
YOU NEED TO TAKE PILLS CUZ YOU ARE RETARDEEDDDDDD
FUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
CRAAAAWWWWWLIIIINGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
>>28803594
WHERES THE CHEESE PIZZA? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>28803617
SAME FOR YOU NORMIE TRASH ASS FUCKER FAGGOT GAY SACK OF COW SHIT
I would be the Chad of the house compared to you people. The top 1%.
I may be a friendless kissless virgin but I still dress decently, not that ugly, and I don't engage in autistic behaviors such as masturbating to 2D cartoons.
I would for sure be able to bang at least one of the few overweight, mentally ill girls who browse this board. Hell, my life would probably be a lot better if I DID live in an /r9k/ house. My confidence would be through the roof after being around you nerds all day.
>>28803670
>>28803671
Who put the drugs in the tendies again? FFS there's enough autism here as is.
STOP FUCKING YELLING I'M WATCHING ANIME
Anyone want to be my suicide buddy?
IM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPSIM CALLING THE COPS
originally you fucking robots
>>28803681
ARE YOU MY TRAP QT YET? IF NOT YOU CAN WAIT YOU LITTLE FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
I don't think I could bear the smell. I also wouldn't want to navigate through a maze of unusual waste receptacles on a daily basis.
I'm gonna pass.
>>28803696
IM NOT DRUGGED UP FAGGOT I HATE YOU ASSHOLE
>>28803700
YOUR ANIME TASTE IS SHIT AND YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
>>28803695
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803670
HYPOCRITE ASS FAGGOT JEW TRASH FUCKFACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803671
why so edgy anon? do you accept moot into your life as your lord and savoir?
>>28803696
it was Donguusss
that fucking faggot always do shit like that, quick lets burn his things haahahahaha
>>28803700
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do you fucking normies constantly talk to each other?
>>28803700
whatcha watching anon?
>>28803761
IM BEING A HYPOCRITE TO PROVE MY POINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS TOUCHED MY AYANO SUGIURA FIGURE?
>Moot said he was going to the store for a pack of smokes
>one year later, he still hasn't returned
H-h-hes coming back, r-right guys?
>>28803808
of c-course hes coming back anon dont be fucking retarded
we just have to wait and save his part of the pizza
>>28803802
it was that fucking faggot>>28803670
he always stole things
>>28803729
Please be gentle froge man, im very sensitive
>>28803808
moots a faggot
originololooolololololololololololololololollolo
>>28803808
yeah i thought I saw him other day at the store when i was picking up tendies, I don't think he saw me though, at least he didnt wave back...
Also anon's we have to talk about the piss jugs, I thought we agreed that two was the max before you emptied them outside, Im tired of tripping over them guys
>>28803831
>>28803802
TOO BAD THE FIGURE IS MINE NOW BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28803832
ill be gentle if you let me fuck your boipussi
You guys like smash bros?
>>28801606
>all live together
>no one even knows because no one has left their bedroom
Hey guys can you watch over my dog for me? I gotta go buy some tendies
>>28803925
Sure, which one? I-I'm not very good at melee...
>>28803765
I'm packing heat, lead the way anon
>>28803925
yes
which ones do you play anon?why is melee the best one?
>>28803939
sure anon, does he like peanut butter?
>anon found the poop stick
>>28801606
we all become better people when we all interact with each other and see just how neurotic and negative we can come across to other people
>>28803898
ok I-Im fine with that
>>28803947
OVER HERE ANON AHAHAHAH THAT FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP WILL LEARN NOW
>>28803955
2 and 4.
Melee is harder because the characters are heavier and faster.
>>28803942
I have all 4 of them.
The first one is fun to play when wasted, Melee is good for 1337 players, brawl sucks and 4 is good for anyone and pretty damn fun.
>>28801606
It's pretty obvious that at some point a robot will start stabbing all the neets in the house to collect their neetbux for himself
>Enter the house only to find a rancid smell of shit and unwashed onaholes lying everywhere
>Try to make friends only to have faggots meme and sperge out on me
>Decide to buy a tent, an outdoor light, and smores with mom's money and some board games
>Camp outside every night in the backyard and invite the less mentally ill robots to play dungeons and dragons and eat comfy smores
>Every night a group of us go outside the tent and lay on the patchy green grass looking at the night sky
>talk about our feelings and how we want to escape being a robot
>support each other and build bonds of friendship
>tfw shit-posting retard with a big old twat
I'd just an hiro before anybody found me, I'm sure it would be better than what a bunch of angry frogposters would do with me.
Imma be jerking it in the upstairs bathroom so don't knock or it'll freak me out
See ya in 15 minutes
>>28804070
C-can we listen to Led Zeppelin and smoke weed?
>>28804101
Yeah we can buy a radio and every night someone can play the music they like.
>tfw noblah blah blahfilipina gf
>>28803990
Shit, he rigged the door with pee pee poo poo grenades, I'm down Anon, I don't know if I'll make it out of this alive
>>28804097
We only have so many bathrooms, asshole. Take it to the jerkoff rooms or find one of the betas
>>28804097
GIVE ME 5 MINUTES AN- OOOHHHHH SHIIIT OOOOOOHHHHH
BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
FUCKING SHIIITTT IT HURTSSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28804070
Sounds beautifully comfy
>>28804139
you will, because you can let you die anon
we are
F R I E N D S
R
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D
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>>28803984
Bend over
>>28804101
>Led Memeppelin
Pleb band,T. Rex is ultimate /comfy/
>>28804185
lol k
>>28804180
no we are not faggot normie
>>28804101
This is an 18+ house, anon
>>28804232
guess you are right
at least i tried
>>28804185
>>28804101
listen to this and then hang yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWqnZwAmLng&list=PLF9sDTrMdyHMK8HFOXLgeselBL3R-LlF1&index=4
>>28804301
holy fuck autism embed anon
>KPOP is good though!
kpop?
more like gaypop
I would love to try living with you shitheads for a couple of days. I might even get to talk to a crazy qt fembot.
>>28801606
>I come to your commune and Chad things up, bring girls over.
>Do my best to be the chaddad robots never had growing up
>Start to coax robots out of their emotional shells, get them laid
>Now have a house full of happy Normie's who have all the things they've been longing for
>Clean up the last of the remaining spaghetti
My work here is done.
>>28804545
>I shoot your dick off
>"loud and obnoxious"
>it's all in my head and I'm sitting in the middle of the room, mute and spacing out
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE DINES?!?!
AND WHO PISSED IN THE HONEY MUSTARD??!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY TENDIES
REEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEE REEEEEE EEEEEEEEE
>>28804404
fuck off already with your shitty memes, you demented millenial.
>>28803700
SHUT UP I'M ORDERING SEASONS 1 AND 2 OF YURUYURI ON DVD
>>28801606
Hey guys I have tits and a pussy wont you bots come take me?
>>28802245
nice try fun police
>>28801606
I'm not driving all these teenagers to school.
