Surely not everyone on /r9k/ is a NEET. What is
>your job
>your wage/salary
>your level of satisfaction with it
I'm an assistant to an agent in Hollywood. I make $12 an hour, which is slightly padded by working a default of 50 hours a week (so automatic overtime every paycheck). It's all right.
manage a restaurant
$30k per year
1/10, plan on leaving very soon.
Entry level Civil engineering junior
35k/yr AUD 45 hours a week
6/10 I don't really do much apart from browse memes but I'm liking it less and less the longer I'm here
18 000 a year. Fuck yall im an illigal immigrant
supervisor in mailroom. 25k. dead end department but could move to others. dislike the company though.
>supermarket
>7.80 pounds an hour
>suicidal
window cleaning
45-50 an hour (I don't make anything driving between jobs, though)
50-70 when using an assistant
for better or worse, I've been doing this since I was 12 so I'm very good. I get to listen to music all day or audiobooks. Recently finished a great history of the Nazi concentration camp system
>>28800831
>EXCUSE ME SIR BUT WHY AREN'T YOU CARRYING X ITEM
>I'M PERSONALLY HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS OFFENSE
>>28800703
Cashier and a sandwich assembler at a KFC restaurant (part time, soon full time, probably)
75 CZK/hour (around $3)
I actually enjoy it. I know it's a horribly shitty job with a horribly shitty pay, but for some reason I still like working there
>what is your job
hahahah let me give you my dob, address, and ssn too while im at it.
hahahahaha
>implying i have a legit ssn
hahahahahaha
>>28800885
I kind of like those people, gives me a chance to question life while I go to the back room to 'look' for the item that I know we don't have....
>>28800803
The wall just got ten feet higher.
oregano desu
>>28800703
>uni lecturer
>78$ an hour
>teaching is the one thing i genuinely enjoy
>>28800951
HEY MR. PINKER
ASS.
>>28800703
>traffic
Nah I ride a bike, can't afford a car. Don't have to deal with traffic at least, I can zip around in between roads and buildings and go on the sidewalk
Grocery night shift
$15.6/hr
40-45hrs/week (used to be 50+ but changed locations)
Comfy robot job, I'm all alone in my department all night listening to music, always on my feet walking and lifting
>>28800935
Not mexican cucks
Desu
healthcare receptionist/admin
~10k Bong a year
7/10, nice place and people, but managers are incompetent fucks, will stick it out until end of contract/major fuck up
>>28800967
Fuck off Ryan.
The blowjob you gave me was so worthless i'm still giving you an F.
>digital map technician
>$19.30/hr
>Very satisified. Been here six months. Have some projects with optional OT. Mold my own schedule as four ten hour days.
>>28800951
what do you teach and where? I think I'd enjoy being a uni lecturer
I have never worked
>Software Developer
>58k/year
>I used to like it, but now over 4 years in I want to blow my brains out because programming is boring as fuck.
>Can't quit because every other job pays less unless I go back to school. Can't NEET it up off my savings because if you're out of work in this field you'll fall behind. I think about suicide regularly but it's illogical because I have the money to quit but I'm too much of a pussy.
computer engineer night shift
$39 AUD an hour
hours depend on what's happening but i always get at least 1000 a week after tax
comfy, coworker is into music so she sings occasionally, not much work unless something breaks, guaranteed employment as long as i don't deliberately fuck something up
CPA
$90k/yr
I want to kill myself fampai
>>28801079
Spoilers, every job in every industry is boring after a time. Take a vacation or just kys.
>>28800703
>Keyholder for a toy shop
>7.75 per hour (UK)
I just started this week. Money is grim but retail management is my aspiration. Would like to manage my own place or chain by the time I'm 30, so within 4 years. Don't have a degree or anything so I'm pretty happy desu. Always have customer service stuff to fall back on anyway. The city where I live is pretty cheap so I'm looking to move closer to work soon.
>software developer
>100k
>it's not bad. Can be interesting, can be boring, can be stressful. The company I'm at is pretty cool and the salary is good.
>redditors
Thesenp people
Grounds crew at a golf course, $12 per hour 40 hours a week. Work 0530-1330 during the week and get free golf whenever so it makes up for my low wages. Like working outside and I've been there long enough to get to work alone most days on riding mowers.
Plus 16.5k per year with my research fellowship at school.
Research analyst for a real estate company.
Things could be worse.
I quit back in November but still. Unemployed rn
>sales associate at Bath&Body Works
>$10.50/hour
>FUCKING HATED IT
They still haven't paid me six months later.
>>28800703
>mechanic
>$14/h
>meh tolerable
>>28800703
>Sandwich Artist
>min wage
>6/10 chill job, would be better if they can give me more work hours and stop switching my scheduled shift last minute
assembler making commercial freezers, the ones tendies come in
$10 an hour
meh
>>28801200
Switching hours like that would make me nuts
>>28801200
d-double meat, pl-please
I'm a wagekek at Tim Hortons. Part time. Might switch to full time soon. I make $11.25 an hour.
Compared to other jobs I've had fast food is pretty comfy. Everyone is happy because they are getting food and beverages so people hardly ever yell at me. All of my coworkers are chubby older women who seem pleasant as well. I come home and I smell like glazed donuts.
>>28801222
Sounds like a dream. Also, nice trips
>>28801158
Notice how most of the time they don't really address what you're saying, but instead just say "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
>>28800703
You can look at all the negative bullshit or the positives. We have it easier than most other times in history, believe it or not. You work and save money if you're smart and buy things that people in the past couldn't even dream of. The only thing that sucks is our wages are so deflated because of immigration epidemics that we work hard and have little to show for it. Luckily they'll have to go back soon.
>>28801241
I like you, guy. Keep it light
>>28801241
It's time you PAID your fair share, you mean
32
IT analyst
69,000 CAD/year
Hate it. When it's stressful its *really* stressful. Not nearly enough money for the level of responsibility.
I'd still rather be doing something else. Going back to school next year for geology or enviro science.
>>28800979
So? You're still getting deported with all the other faggots leeching off our country,
50k dollarydoos
Aircon dude apprentice 4th year
6/10 would recommend
Personal assistant for a family member. Dont do shit but just help my disabled family member move around the house. 13/hr. Hes cool af can bring my laptop and do nothing.
Corrections Officer
25hr/55k yearly(not counting overtime)
Not bad. Could be worse for what I do.
>>28801465
what are the base requirements for a corrections officer anyway?
how do you even get a job like that?
>>28801512
the police force
>>28800903
If you work in Prague near wenceslav go fuck yourself your food got me sick
>>28801512
Be 18 or older. Usually possess an associates degree in a field of law enforcement or something similar. No felonies or domestic violence history, pass a drug screen and be in a somewhat decent shape cause you'll be on your feet a lot. I average 7 miles of walking a day.
Most corrections jobs are through the state. So google it or look on your states webpage for jobs. Then just apply like normal.
>>28801166
Checked.
Nice tho, I used to work golf course as well. Better than my meme 8.25 from 0600 - 1430
Night shift security guard get 12$/hr don't really have to deal with people much except in the morning around 5am-7am sometimes bring my laptop and play vidya for a bit just stay awake every now and then there's a method head got to run off or call the popo on
>>28801422
Good luck paying my ticket when Mr Dump here spent your tax to deport other cucks
>preschool teacher assistant
>24,000 a year before taxes
>on a scale of 1-10 about a 7.5
I wish I could be a preschool teacher for real and forever but the pay is too fucking low. It's a great college job though
>>28800803
Youre the reason we need to learn spanish in order to get management positions
REEEE GRT OUT. BUILD WALL
>>28801019
But it's me Brandon :^[. W-who is Ryan???
>>28801686
How do I become a security guard?
do I need a Highschool diploma?
>>28800703
>Data Analyst
>55k/yr
>6/10
Job itself isn't stressful and the people are nice.
I need to get a job but the thought of going back to wagecuckery makes me want to hang myself. I don't know how the fuck you guys do it.
Discount store assistant manager, $10.50/hour, loathe it.
But there's not much else for me to do with my life.
>>28801124
i've had a glimpse into the healthcare industry from my job.
it seems like almost all your customers are uncooperative and responsible for the health problems they are experiencing, for which they demand the most sophisticated application of science
>>28801140
Toy stores would be amazing. I wish I could own one.
The smile on the kids faces, calling the cops on the mother who can't afford a toy and having the police rip the child out of the mother's arms on Christmas, seeing new toys before they come out!
What a wonderful life it would be
>>28801778
Always wondered what a data analyst does
>telephone interviewer
>$11/hour+incentives
>part time
i kinda like it for what it is. i've learned how to talk on the phone and to some extent in real life.
I work in finance. I'm kind of a well adjusted, compartmentalized, charismatic not-really-a-sociopath-but-kinda and it's nice. I shitpost 2/3 of my day, process some paperwork, and squeeze in appointments with rich people who don't have any friends or family and want to pointlessly move around money they'll never spend to make slightly more money they'll never spend. 7/10 slightly recommend
>>28801841
I think it probably depends on the company. Most of what I do involves writing code that queries data as requested by people in my department. There's often a lot of manipulation that needs to be done in order to present it in the desired manner depending on the request. Some requests are simple and can be finished in less than an hour, others are much more in depth and can take days to complete.
Pretty much just listen to music and write code. Sometimes when code is running I'll read a book. I try to look like I'm doing something else though when management is walking around.
>>28800703
Grocery associate
$7.30/hr
5/10
The reason it's a 5 instead of a 2 is because I love my supervisor and everybody else in the store. I hate the fucking job and I drink every night now.
>>28801732
>preschool teacher assistant
Mah nigga. Same here. Got the job because i'm a guy and had good experience. They're so desperate for male preschool teachers.
>>28801759
They wrote their post in english dumbass
>>28801765
Yea HS diploma and be 18+ is basic requirement ,some posts will have more training requirements, you won't get an armed post unless your military or x law enforcement. Not all posts are nice and cushie and chill
Sales assistant
$20/hour
Pretty happy
The job itself is a little monotonous right now but my boss said I work well with people and is flying me to NY in July to lead a training seminar. Hopefully that goes well and I'll get a pay increase and get to travel more often
>>28802040
No, fucktard, i'm stating the job system is overrun with immigrants forcing HR to highly prefer the spanish speaking applicant because they can do a much linguistic job managing all you immigrants
>>28801124
I'm an accountant too, no CPA license though, and I want to kill myself every morning friend
for the OP
>Auditor
>110k
>bores me to tears, I want to die
>>28801079
>>28801380
Man I'm in a similar spot. I work as a DBA. It's stressful as fuck and I don't have the motivation anymore to continue. At the same time, I have no clue what other field I'd go into because I've been doing this for 3 years.
Rollet
>>28801759
Im not mexican.
Desu
Area Manager for an internet company.
Base + Bonus + Co Stock = 80k first year pre-tax. Pretty much guaranteed 90k-100k by the end of my 3rd year.
Absolutely fucking hate it. Money is good but by the end of the 4th year, when the stock fully vests, I'm going to try it out on my own and see if I can start my own business.
No job
20$ a week (yard work etc)
Pretty damn satisfied
>>28800703
I work the cash register at a hardware store for minimum wage, which is ~$8.22 in Florida and desu I love it, the job itself isnt all that but my coworkers are awesome so I actually enjoy the time I spend there c:
>>28802179
Get out while you can. I've been doing it for 10 years. i saw a career counsellor which was really helpful.
The only reason I started in IT was because someone told me I was good with computers. Never really took the time to think about what I like to do, how much money you could make or what the job would be like.
Car painter
30k~ a year
6/10
Don't get me wrong. I like working with cars and shit but the pay isn't enough and that gets into my head more often than not.
>>28802615
What other field is there that won't leave you toiling away in a lower-middle class life until you die? There's business but you have to be a legit chad to do that. Aside from that, it requires some advanced degree and $50k+ in student loan debt.
Junk Removal
11 CAD/hr plus tips
8.5/10, chill with bros in your truck all day and then get to lift heavy things that aren't always gross.
No 9/10 because they don't let me work enough, its the only time i dont feel suicidal
I was a three year neet before moving to North Dakota with 500 bucks in my pocket, Only experience I had was working at target for two months and I hadn't had a job besides odd work for thee years. Lived with my mom and it killed to see everyone progressing besides me.. no job or car or any income.
I lucky knew someone in town almost as desperate as me and he had a car that worked and we just left.
I got in on the ground floor with my company and started in a shop turning a wrench on hydraulic assemblies, then started pressure testing valves and drill pipe for the same outfit. (1 year in) I was living in a camper at the time
During a management shake-up I was moved into the office and began working with customers. Not too long after that there was another management shake-up and a salesman became manager, I got that spot and started working in town, driving around and seeing customers. Got a company truck. (2 years)
After three years with the company I got the regional sales position for North Dakota, Montana, and Wyoming. This is where I am now; selling high explosives used down-hole during frac jobs. I'm paid salary plus commission. I have a 2015 truck they bought me, company phone, they buy me two meals a day. I haven't paid for gas in two years. I have almost no oversight, and choose my own work hours. I can also fly on their dime
Been working with this company for about 3.5 years. I made 268,000 last year. I'm 25 years old, and still am uncomfortable around women
>>28801124
I'm interviewing soon for an assistant accounting position. Actually have a good chance of getting it, and have little idea why they even want to hire me. I barely know shit about accounting, and find it so miserably dull that I have to reread every paragraph about it to even process it, nevermind remembering any of it.
I took two accounting courses in college and barely passed. I can't remember how to even make entries for most items.
Could you give me some advice, familia, so I can get this job? It's the best chance I have out of a very bad situation right now.
>>28803000
Post pay stubs or it didn't happen.
>>28800703
LSAT teacher, 173 score.
$100/hr $20k/year (I don't like to work more than 4 hours a week, it distracts from my hobbies). I might increase to 8 hours a week so I have something to do on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
I love my job. I'm learning my 5th language right now.
>>28802615
Engineering, geology, pretty well anything that's a hard science and useful to society.
50k of debt and 4 years of school sucks, but if you're making 150,000k a year, you can afford a little debt. Invest some money, and use that to pay it off. That would be my plan at least.
Medical Student
50K a my year
4/10, I hope it gets better out of residency.
>>28800812
What state do you work in?
>>28803628
Whys it bad? Pharmacist thinking of applying to medicine.
This year I'm a summer intern making $25/hr, and then I'll be a TA for 2 sessions this summer making 3k each. P okay for a student I think
>>28803000
that's pretty cool
>and still am uncomfortable around women
you don't need to feign modesty
>>28800885
Yesterday a woman came in asking for "Oscar Meyer turkey pastrami", which we have never sold as long as I've worked there.
>"I'm sorry ma'am, we don't carry Oscar Meyer products in the deli, would you like to try the-"
>"I BOUGHT IT LAST WEEK, JUST LAST WEEK I BOUGHT IT HERE, WHY CAIN'T YOU JUST LOOK FOR IT"
>Pretend to dig through the meats
>"I'm sorry, we don't have the Osc-"
>"NOW YOU MUST BE LYIN TO ME, I BOUGHT IT LAST WEEK, LAST WEEK!"
>Pretty dumbfounded at this point, try to apologize
>Later get yelled at by the manager for not "offering a better solution"
Retail is a good source of greentexts if nothing else
>Forced to recite a dumb speech to shill some new product
>Customers get annoyed when you push it on them
>Get in trouble if you don't push it and a secret shopper catches you
I feel like my inexperienced self could manage a store twice as well as most actual managers by just using common sense. Most people don't want to be harassed into getting a rewards card or hearing a monologue about some product that will be discontinued in a year
Working at aus target, 19 yo, $19.85 an hour. Pretti gud desu
electrical engineer
started at 68k/yr
7/10
Ridiculous requirements sometimes, but at least I'm getting overtime now.
>>28800703
Scanner clerk
8.75 usd/hour for 40 hours a week
7/10
I'm only 19 and it's at a medical firm so all of my co-workers are cougar secretaries and young nurses.
>merchandiser/cashier/occasional receiver at a Shoppers Drug Mart
>12.05 canuck bucks an hour
>5/10
it's not the best job. i don't want to be here forever, but most of the customers are OK. i also have a laugh with my coworkers, which is a plus
unless it's super busy, i can get away with doing minimal work (and no one seems to notice or care). that's also awesome, as i can spend part of my shift fucking around on the internet in my phone in the back
>>28804385
Which Shoppers?
Wagie and normie represent. Pile on the hate and resent me. I make 11 bucks an hour cleaning tables plus tips .One day a week I wash dishes and get yelled at alot.
Portfolio Manager/Underwriter at global Investment Bank
125k/yr base + Bonus (typically at least 50% of base, more if good year. Shitty year might be 35% min)
8/10, enjoy the work and was promoted last August but the path to VP probably doesn't make sense in current group. looking to move.
>>28804398
who yells at a dishwasher? you guys literally work in swamp hell
>>28804395
one of the ones inCorner Brook NL
are you a fellow Shoppersbro?
>>28804493
Yeah, fellow Shoppers bro. I'm in BC though. Also have great coworkers so though you might have been on of them. Do you interact with the pharmacists much?
>>28804518
ah ok. glad to find another Shoppers bro, even if we're literally on the other side of the country
i don't interact with the pharmacists a heck of a lot, desu. just scattered small talk in the lunch room or in the back or whatever, or when i'm receiving and i bring meds to them or w/e
i play Animal Crossing New Leaf with one of the pharmacy techs sometimes, though, which is neat.
how about you, man? is your store usually busy?
>>28804579
It's in the hospital so it's dead in the morning and at night, but crazy busy in the afternoon. Everyone is really friendly which makes such a huge difference after being in one where everyone kept to themselves. Sucks me out of my shell. How about yours?
Drug store shift supervisor/server
11/hr/4.05 + tips (usually ends up being 15-20ish/hr
Neither are particularly great. I'm trying to get a low level office job and work my way up.
>Sales Associate
>Fucking $9.23/hr
>Hate it, plan to get pharmacy tech job whenever the fuck I can find one
>>28804726
they have Shoppers in hospitals where you are? then again, there's a Lawtons in a medical clinic here.
the pharmacy at mine seems to be busy all the time, desu. it seems busier in the evenings/afternoons and on the weekends, though.
it's the case on the front end. the "busy-ness" on the floor is much the same, but it seems to be busier when the DC truck comes, and on the two day sales.
your coworkers generally seem to get along, which is great. i'm probably the most reserved person on the team, but i've opened up quite a bit within the past year or so i've worked there. people seem to work together at my store, too.
how long have you worked at your store, man? what are your roles there?
>Work at furniture store
>Woman looking for a vase that she just needs like her life fucking depends on this vase
>Acting like a total shitburger the entire time to me when I'm just trying to find the vase based off her shitty description
>Use the old "let me look in the back" excuse just to get away
>Actually find the vase in back
>Smash it to fucking pieces out of spite
reeee
>>28804841
i would have just handed her the vase and walked away without helping her out further, desu
>>28804872
you can't let them win. If I didn't need this job I'd smash it over her goddamn head.
>>28804812
Not long, less than a year. I do relief work as a pharmacy tech. How about you? What do you normally do? I don't really know what the front or back staff do, but I wave to them whenever I see them.
Professional dick sucker
Table scraps and bags of heroin
It's a pretty comfy job desu, after my client busts his load on my face I go home to watch anime and shitpost, overall I rate it 9/11
>26
>virtually no work history
>minimal community college education, no degree
Am I fucked? The only places I'm qualified to work at are $7.65 retail hellholes with no growth potential.
>>28800812
You own at least one copy of Post Office, right?
>>28804929
Same
Here I am trying to find a job again and all I have to look forward to are $8-$10 hellholes in factories or warehouses.
By 26 I should have some sort of experience base or career going but I'm still doing the same bullshit I've been doing since 20.
>>28804885
cool. i have worked at this Shoppers for about 5 years. six in August. what did you work at before
i was originally hired as a weekend merchandiser, but i sorta branched out into front end and receiving. i'm now about half and half, but leaning towards back end or merchandiser stuff
front end workers are your typical cashier workers. their main focus is checking out and bagging customers, making sure the cashes are clean and the front ends are faced/tidied, that sort of thing.
back end workers make sure the store is fully stocked (or as fully stocked as it can be), bulk displays are tidied (and/or changed for the next week's sale), that kind of thing.
it's pretty straightforward, i suppose, but their work is something you don't really think about if you aren't in the thick of it or w/e
>>28804965
A bunch of family friends have lied for me as previous 'employers'. But even so, I can't get anyone to call back for entry level receptionist jobs and shit.
>>28800703
Car salesman
I don't know my yearly. I made 3700USD last month.
It's okay. I'm just trying to get enough experience on my resume to get my foot in the door doing something better. I don't have a college degree and I'm a felon so I might be boned.
>working in small store
>7-8$/hr,I work how much I want from none to 50 a week.
>7.5/10,I get tree lunch and coffee twice a day.
>>28804993
Oh damn. Do you see yourself at Shoppers long term? I was a fast food cuck before hand. Was much shittier. Glad i'm not doing it anymore.
Thanks for the info. Would be embarrassing to ask after working there for so long. :p
Oh, whos fault is it for expired over the counter drugs? I've almost given people expired drugs before because the stock wasn't replaced.
>>28805061
Damn. $3700 and you're a felon with no degree? How'd you manage that?
>>28805110
i really want to find something pertaining to my degrees, but i feel kind of comfortable at this Shoppers. i guess my answer is "yes," especially if i can find a managerial position or something at some Shoppers.
it's cool, though. i'm still not sure what pharmacy techs do, even though i've worked at Shoppers for ages. i guess it's a position that's somewhere between cashier and pharmacist, but i'm not sure.
at my store, there's basically a merchandiser that's assigned the OTC area. she's tasked with ensuring the out of date OTC drugs are thrown out, and the drugs that are close to their expiration are either front-faced or severely discounted (this is based on how close the item is to the date, and how big the packaging is or w/e).
our store sells food, too. a similar thing happens to the food section - we have a floor staff that ensures expired products are thrown out (or given to the receiver to be scanned out for replacement or whatever).
do you have someone assigned to ensure product freshness or whatever at your store?
>>28805166
Well there are basically no standards of employment for car salesman in most situations. I saw an ad on Craigslist, went and filled out my application, and spoke to the manager for a few mins. I have a personality type that makes me very good in job interviews and other "performance" situations, but otherwise I'm not very social. For example I did well in debate during high school, but now live my life almost as a shut in.
Basically, they're always hiring. If you have a shred of charisma you stand a pretty good chance. Hell, you could spin some more basic retail experience into a good foundation, saying you're "ready for something that will let you be a little more ambitious" or some similarly insipid crap.
>>28800703
>Surely not everyone on /r9k/ is a NEET
Almost no one is you newfag dipshit
>your job
Software Engineer in Test
>your wage/salary
$94,000
>your level of satisfaction with it
I'm very lazy and think of suicide all day. The people and job itself are cool but it sucks
>>28805372
Hm. You've inspired me, anon. Today I saw a Craigslist ad for a receptionist position at the local dealership. I didn't think I was qualified at the time, but now I'm gonna fill out the application.
>>28805463
Well...good luck. I'm on my 7th beer of the night.
>>28800703
>returns processing (basically I sit on my ass and test stuff that gets returned to the company)
>$13.60/hr, Mon-Fri, 8-5
>I fucking hate it
It's just soul-draining. Hoping I get fired. I'm only working because my mom forced me to get a job. I've got a decent amount of money saved up, I just want to relax.
>>28800703
>photocopier/printer technician
>35K Ausbux + free work vehicle & fuel
>fuck everything and everyone
Wish I could do something different, but I actually have no qualifications for my field and the only other thing I'm good at is drawing and painting. I have a better chance of winning the lottery than making a career out of that shit. I'd probably just kill myself but I have a kid now and don't want to do that to them.
>>28800703
God damn man, that hits to the core and I don't currently have that type of job, jesus fucking christ.
Anyway, I'm a substitute teacher and make 100 a day. It sucks and it's weird when I do High School because the girls stare at me but it is less work than younger kids. I'm not satisfied and I'm trying to get a shitty wageslave job, obv. but I'm sure I'll hate that too and possibly I'll hate it more.
Eventually my parents will die and I can rent out the house and then not work at all and live off that. I will only be moderately happier
>>28800703
> Engineer (MechE)
> $93k/yr
> I want to kill myself every day
>>28805666
Do you still make art for yourself?
>>28805696
I know that feel too non broke bro
>>28805419
we have a lot in common.
bay area?
>>28800703
Nation's Burgers, it's a chain in commiefornia.
$11/hr, work part-time so I only bring in about $850 a month
Not all that bad. Everyone I work with is Mexican, so they're always talking spanish to each other. They're nice people, hell my manager yelled at me once, and I'm fairly certain she felt bad about it. I could show up an hour late, just as long as I called it in before hand. Me and the other guy who'd always close shop would smoke before closing up, he'd usually get some good hash for us. I'm on my two weeks, but I think I might miss it.
>>28805754
nah Atlanta lol. we can chat if you like if you have Steam
>>28805717
Actually just realised I haven't drawn or painted anything for years now. Hope my kids life turns out better.
>>28801241
>We have it easier than most other times in history, believe it or not.
We are completely disconnected from the natural order of things. We are designed to be nomadic hunter gathers roaming with our tribe, everybody fucking everybody and raising the children communally
Life was tough as shit but I don't think people were depressed like we are depressed. Our lives are highly unnatural and it's just WRONG and intuitively we know it's wrong.
>if you're smart and buy things that people in the past couldn't even dream of
Work a useless job you hate that doesn't inspire you creatively because shiny stuff!!!
>The only thing that sucks is our wages are so deflated because of immigration
No, life would still suck if you made $2 more per hour.
Do fucking mushrooms faggots
>>28800703
>software dev
>80k/yr
>5/10
I want more money and do more interesting work but aside from that the job is ok.
>>28800972
How into natty night shift?
Associate at a BigLaw firm, 2 years out of law school. Make 120k a year. I have somehow convinced everyone around me I'm a normie. Either that or they value my autist attention to detail very much.
Drug dealer
$1000 a month
Considering I don't actually work, it's quite nice. People say I should be able to get girls easily, but that's not the case.
Deli clerk
$9.25
4/10
>>28800703
Security. Non armed.
10.25/hr.
My company owes me 80-100hrs of overtime pay due to how the pay works at my company. My OT hours cross between two pay periods. So I get 2hrs on ome and 6 on another. This has been going on since December.
I like the job but hate management. The pay doesn't increase and we haven't had a paraise since the 90s where 10.25 was good money.
They keep pushing me to go armed carry but I don't like the required weapon ee have to use. Plus I don't make enough to actually pay for it since they write us a check and then we pay them back. Even if I was armed id have to work armed sites and there's enough and drivers in Tx to make me not want to travel.
4/10
>>28800703
Customer support in IT. Work night shifts, usually nothing happens, so do whatever I want.
Salary is ~750$ a month (way above average in my country).
5/10, salary keeps me from leaving
>>28806057
Same breh (even make the exact same wage), what store?
Today I sliced two fingers because some goddamn retard put a load of knives into the sink that was filled with murky water and dirty trays. Would give mine 3 or 4 out of 10 as well, mostly due to the incompetent department manager constantly fucking things up and making me fix it while she takes long "breaks". I'd be fine grinding on one thing all day but I end up doing odd jobs around, which sucks. Could be worse I guess
>>28805339
No idea. Feeling pretty nauseous. Sorry for the cop out, had a good chat. Good luck on your future endeavors. Gonna go pass out now.
>>28805981
How do I become a drug dealer? Looking to get my foot in the door with an internship for it at the moment
>>28801153
How old are you
Originalalallal
I'm 21 the only experience is running a Cleaning franchise business for 3 years. Does anyone know if I can use this experience to get more another job? Will it be looked down upon because it's a franchise and because it's not me actually working for an employer but for myself? The business is under my name and I do everything but my mum works with me as well.
>>28801512
All these normies with jobs paying 15k+
What the fuck
TA at a big university
$27/hr
8/10, love the job.
>Deal with packages in a warehouse for FedEx
>$13.60 an hour but I only work weekends for 17 hours total
>I love the freedom that comes with not working the weekdays but I dread the weekends coming up. It's such hard work and I end up sore sweaty and tired. But it lets me pay my mother rent and get her off my ass so I do it. Hopefully my community college leads me to doing something that isn't this.
Wagecuckbros
How do you make sure to get a job in the back of the store?
I don't even care if the pay is shit
I don't want to be a salesman or to work as a cashier.
>>28806202
You need capital, but if you have friends/acquaintances, you can ask for a front. Buy whatever drug you plan on selling in bulk, and sell it to people you know. Obviously it's easier said than done, but mostly everyone starts out by selling to friends and friends of friends. Don't sell on the streets.
I'll use weed as an example. Say that a pound costs $2500. There are 16oz in a pound and 28 grams per oz. That's a total of 448 grams. If you sold each gram for $10, you'd have $4480 for a profit of $1980. The key here is to buy in bulk so you don't pay "retail". If you can refrain from spending all that cash you made, you can get even more and the prices you pay will drop lower.
However, if you get too big then you run the risk of rival drug dealers and the authorities. Set a limit for yourself, in time or profits. For example, you could say that you would deal for a year and get out, or you could say you would want to make $10k and then get out. It's not something you do forever.
>>28801919
same with me, nice
>>28800703
>pizza management
>10.00-10.50 (no physical checks so I'm not even sure if my raise went through)
>literal shit that makes me want to kill myself 24/7
>never make it more than 8 months without having to quit
>minimum wage call center job with just one day off
Someone kill me already
>>28806537
apply for overnights at a place like walmart that shift is pretty much guaranteed stocking
>>28806701
There are easier things you can get minimum wage for
>>28806744
Well I apply to places but never get a call back or get rejected when I call them.
>>28806701
How bad are those really?
Many people tell me the pay is good but they treat you like a literal nigger from the 1780s.
Plus the ones with high pay require you to speak English which is not my native language so I'm scared shitless.
>>28800703
I'm an Uber driver in the SF Bay area.
My pay is wildly variable. Some nights I make $15 an hour and some nights $60.
Last week I got $1680 for 38 hours.
Wildly dissatisfied. I hate working nights. I would love to trade this for a 50k job that I can go home from at night.
>>28806828
Well I take calls both in English and my native language, take around 200 calls in an average day. It's for a tourism agency and sales driven you sometimes get really good bonuses for some hotels but the pay is shit and like you say you have to deal with angry people and shitty supervisers everyday. God why can't I get a job where I don't have to deal with people.
>>28806842
>tfw know a few people who make a ton of money as Uber drivers but scared of being killed by niggers bc ATL
>>28806881
Whats your native language?
What % of english so you need to speak?
Like does accent affect it?
>working as labourer/painter in steel shop for $18/hr
>all hours go towards welding apprenticeship, but not learning how to weld
>commute up to 15 hours per week ($600/month for gas)
Just got offered a jr. developer position for $19/hr and I would get to work from home. Should I take this job? Honestly, I feel like there's a better future in welding, but maybe I should give my meme degree meaning. What do?
>>28806907
Turkish, I speak pretty good with little accent. I'm trying to get a better position lately but old boomers are stuck to their positions like glue.
>>28801222
Tim Hortons is kinda shit I'm leaving soon but mines filled with angry old people and my coworkers are fucked
Originalfulof
>>28806968
Yeah I've heard the promotions they give are just phantom promotions that don't mean anything and don't increase your pay just to keep jerking you around, and the old fuck supervisors just keep their position forever literally treating you like children and hinting their scare tactics every chance they get.
I really don't have trouble with supervisors, my biggest fear is getting there and having someone not understand me on the phone because of my accent.
>>28807025
Practice is the key famalam, I talked with people on Skype to improve it.
>>28807047
I talk a lot with people when playing vidya but they keep saying I sound like angry russian.
I wash plates
9$/h
I just need cash in the short run. The boss is a dick but the other are nice.
>>28800833
Australia? Or NYC?
>>28800703
>your job
between jobs atm but this next one I have lined up sounds pretty good. taking calls for patients and pharmacies and helping them out.
>your wage/salary
should be $15-16 an hour
>your level of satisfaction with it
I have good hopes for it honestly.
>>28800703
>Teacher
>50k/yr
>Pretty satisfied
I feel a lot of the feels in OPs picture, like not sleeping/eating well and wasting my weekends, but overall others have it worse so I'm not too upset about it. Lack of prestige sucks, though. I live in LA so there's thousands and thousands of hot girls who pretty much don't think you exist unless you're pulling 250k+.
>tile labourer
>been doing it for 2 years
>I can feel this hard labour destroying my body
>12$ / hr
>the owner charges 2$/ft^2
>easily do 300+ ft^2 in a day.
I earn 100$ for a days work. while the owner makes 500$ from my labour. I am literally a slave.
>>28807422
I fucking hate those white brick walls
Reminds me of a 1920s hospital or some shit
How do you guys find big boy jobs? I'm only qualified to work retail and I doubt that would lead to anything better.
>>28806938
Welding is good cash and if you have your own welding truck you will be rich af
>>28801079
> in job I hate for 3 years (HR)
> studying further in that line of work so I have to do it forever.
I should just kill myself now.
>>28807572
How old are you? Are you in education?
I supervise an office for a small social work agency.
It's shit pay, $16 per hour, I get paid mileage and travel time when I have to travel as well. I might be able to negotiate a larger salary as I'm being given more responsibilities. I get weekends and holidays off, so at least there's that.
If I got paid better I would be more satisfied, the company is owned by people I've known since I was a kid and my boss is someone I've known since I was a teenager. I like most of my co-workers, the work keeps me busy, I'm treated fairly, the pay is the only issue, and for that reason I've considered leaving multiple times.
>>28807620
I'm 26. I'm not in anything. I've been NEET since graduating high school.
>>28806674
pizza management too bro. $9.75/hr now. Its pretty chill during the week but my coworkers are lazy as hell.
>cook at Sonic
>7.25/h (getting a raise next week after 11 months of work idk how much)
>4/10
It's the same exact shit every day but almost everyone I work with is really cool
I have lots of burns on my pasty arms
I've been here longer than anyone else (note I only said 11 months)
I come home every night around 1 damp and with sore feet from doing the floors every night
Hours vary from lows of like 20 a week to highs of 33 a week depending on how well you've been working and how many cooks are employed at the time
As much as I like everyone I really need a new job, something not in food service. This was just a first job for me and nearly everything ive earned went into savings (which I just spent most of it yesterday on a car)
>>28800703
Delivery Driver for steak place
6.55/usd plus tips, so maybe 12-15 an hour
Its ok, being on the road is nice acompared to back in the store where I get bitched at by black chicks on walmart brand speaker phone
IronMonger/ Hardware shop assistant
11,000 a year GBP
It's pretty bland and boring 5/10 would recommend
> analyst at a big 5 bank
> $105k
> -10/10 because it isn't fun. I don't go out, I work late and I just dont enjoy it.
>your job
I operate an order picker.
>your wage/salary
15 dollars an hour.
>your level of satisfaction with it
It really depends on what others do or the work load. When there is too little room to fit more cases into the racks then it is pretty crappy. If other people just do sloppy work it affects organization in trying to find what you need quickly. Outside of those it is pretty good, and it is very chill when offloading containers.
We are about to hit peak season so I am going to get a ton of overtime during summer if I like it or not.
>retail
>10 a hour
>I just quit
Stupidest job I ever had. Shitty management, druggie/alcoholic coworkers. All drama. People treating it like middle school.
Also thieves and dumbass customers.
Never work retail, go physical labor if you can.
>Cafe worker in a regional garden centre
>6.20 bongs an hour
I haven't actually started yet. But I worked there back in December and am starting up again after taking a very long break. When I worked there it was hell.
Software Developer
80k/year
6/10 with work, 2/10 with life
I want to break up with my gf, which is a source of my misery, but I know if I do, I will never find anyone else ever again.
>>28800703
>delivery expert
>10.50 + 10$ avg tips an hour
>9/10
music + driving + delivering pizza to people is the shit.
>job
night shift/weekend "manager" (only person at location) at a local gym
>pay
10$ an hour
>level of satisfaction
Pretty good. I lucked out, honestly; it's a family joint. So yeah I don't get free healthcare or anything like that, but it's a great job to have for someone with almost no other work experience who's only about a year out of highschool. Plus, since shit is NEVER busy, I'm able to spend ~80% of my time at work downloading shit on steam and shitposting on 4chan.
>>28802014
>$7.30/hr
Fucking third world tier wages
>factory slave on night shift
>9.50 an hour
>6/10
on a related note there is 1 nigger in the whole shift of 300+ people and his last name is crook. kek
>>28805964
What's your total comp (salary plus bonus, benefits, retirement match, etc)? Cost of living?
>BD/Marketing Coordinator
>$45k + benefits
>7/10
Do nothing all day, barely bring in any business, shitpost on 4chan or plan trips.
