>got my degree
>moving to Japan to teach English
Living the dream
hopefully you can cope the the subtitles under everyones chin.
>>28799275
PLEASE OP
walk me though the process.
What do I need to do to move to the promised land?
And then you realize that Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be. People will only show interest in you because of your Gaijin novelty factor. At best you'll end up exactly where you are now and at worst you'll get trapped by some race traitor gold-digging chink who will work you to death. Good luck.
>guy I know moved to Japan to teach english
>brags about it all the time on FB
>earlier this year he brought his gf with him
I think about how much I envy him every day, when he probably barely even remembers me. Life is so unfair.
Good luck to you though, OP!
>>28799835
>not just fucking a new chick every night on tinder and never contacting them again
>>28799275
>Sorry No foreigners allowed
>>28799858
Unless you get a vasectomy you shouldn't trust some easy Asian bitch from tinder looking for white guys.
>>28799858
Couldn't you do that in the west? why the fuck would you have to get an english degree and move to japan to do this? Is tinder even a thing over there?
>>28799893
Who are you quoting?
B
>>28799907
Not only is it a thing but the government has dating programs trying to get people together because of their dwindling population from people working instead of fricking.
On that note I agree with the others that Japan is not what it's cracked up to be but it's better than other Asian country's.
http://www.charismaman.com/CMweb_2.98.jpg
>>28800042
quoting what they will say when you arrive
>>28800083
>people actually believe this
original comment
>>28800091
>t. someone who's never applied for living in Japan
>>28800083
This. If you can't get pussy in your home country, that doesn't magically change in Japan. If anything, it's even harder because you need extra charisma to overcome the language barrier.
>>28800080
Holy crap i didnt realize it was this bad.
Those japs are literally killing their own race to provide the world with quality technology.
>>28800613
it's because their women work hard as well and their mentality is that children are a burden to their careers. Also, strict immigration policies
Hopefully you're a JET OP; easy money.
>>28800634
hegemony and death is preferable to low iq muslim migrants
>>28800613
>feminism destroying countries
Whats new
>>28799275
I heard they typically post people like you way out in the rice paddies though, not like in your Japanese akibaharas
If that's your dream though then ggwp
>>28800673
Yes it is. The real downside though is that eventually, people above the age of 60 will be the majority in Japan
I have a friend who did this, and could only get work teaching very young kids. Good luck lol
>>28800613
Why would you bother with real women when you live in Japan?
>>28800729
This has nothing to do with feminism, its just the japanese mentality. Theyre less emotional and more efficient than us.
And blacks are more emotional and less efficient than us. Theyre outbreeding the whites.
>>28800829
>less emotional
>more efficient
Just like robots, lol.
>>28800829
>Theyre outbreeding the whites.
Actually the black population in the us is projected to stay around the same. But hispanic population will increase a lot
>>28800954
>less emotional
cries about women all day
>more efficient
NEET and socially incompetent
>>28800613
>quality technology.
Such as?
>>28800829
Did white people actually think they were going to kill off Africa?
>>28800997
>>28801114
Blacks live in africa, anon.
>>28800954
Matter of fact, the majority of the japanese population fits our standards of aspergers syndrome.
>>28799275
bang a cute asian chick for me anon,best of luck
>>28801114
We could have, but that's not profitable, is it?
>>28801146
>Matter of fact, the majority of the japanese population fits our standards of aspergers syndrome.
that explains a lot of things about anime
>>28801146
>See dat map
>Remember r/K selection theory
They really must be different subspecies...
I feel like teaching English in japan is for losers.
I'd like t get a job in Japan but not teaching english.
Enoy japan man
>>28801146
>first world supports africa for decades so they can sort their shit out
>instead, they fuck even more and create more problems and need more support from the west
Its a neverending cycle. We should only support africa by sending condoms.
>>28801358
They tried that then the Africans started to put condoms on fruits
>>28801358
>sending condoms
Plus more weapons
>>28801358
>sending condoms
this
FUCKING
BIGOT
>>28801375
>SHIIEEEEEEE-
>Goddammit, that's not how you-
>-EEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTboogabooga
>>28801358
Can we spike their water sources with sterilization chemical?
>>28801385
Great idea just like sending weapons to fucking iraq and afghanistan right?
Kill yourself fucking jew.
>>28801412
I don't see what the problem is. They're mostly killing each other. Do you know how rare acts of terrorism actually are?
>>28801457
>theyre killing each other
Well the maps says youre wrong mate >>28801146. They outbreed aids and hunger. And besides, north africa is islam territory. You dont want to give them guns.
>>28799275
I Planned on teaching in South Korea when i was done with my trade but then i found out how tattoos are looked down on, and if you work in a professional setting you have to cover them up. I'm heavily tattooed so this is a major deterrent, guess ill have to find another place.
>wearing long sleeve dress shirts everyday in a school
fuck that
>>28801632
>They outbreed aids and hunger.
Exactly. Give them condoms, guns and drugs.
>you don't want to give them guns
If terrorists can get ahold of machine guns in fucking France, they'll do it in their country pretty easily
>>28801751
but tattoos are looked down upon in a professional setting everywhere why are you surprised
tattoos are just certifying you are unemployable outside fast food or a tattoo shop
How'd you do it OP?
I've been told I need to go over to France and teach English but I have no idea how to go about doing so, and the French education system is terrifying.
>>28801751
that tat looks awful you should consider removing that
>>28801797
>free guns and drugs to africa
So basically you want the africans to have the original america experience while we pay for it?
>>28801751
Are you fucking retarded? Do you not realize tattoos are permanent? Why would you get a tattoo like this?
>>28801947
more like turning it into mexico
>>28802018
Why would you want to do that? It just has to die out.
>>28801146
I dont get this meme about Africa dying of starvation, yet they have a huge population growth... so how they raising these kids if they have no food?
I'm not giving an African donation a single cent.
>>28802114
There is no killing the entire population of Africa, sorry anon
>>28802174
We can hold them down for our lifetimes at least.
Exploit them for cheap labor and natural resources.
>>28802174
We can atleast decrease their population by sending free condoms instead of free food because thats just a slippery slope.
>>28802194
no longer possible because UN
>>28802230
poverty = more babbies, not gonna help that much
>>28799764
Underrated post.
This comment was brought to you by me, an original commenter.
>>28799275
>teach English
Would you say that the following exchange: 'What are you cutting?' 'An arm off.' is, outside of its semantics, grammatically valid?
>>28802302
>poverty = more babbies
correlation =/= causation.
>>28799275
> living the dream
holy fuck has this bot achieved and will ascend on from R9K?
shit you'lll have to leave if you've done it
>>28802302
Because the UN is stopping china right now?
>>28800754
>Implying that's not what OP wants
>>28800754
>I have a friend who did this, and could only get work teaching very young kids. Good luck lol
Time to sign up for ALT
>>28799275
What's the cutoff age for this? I'm gonna be 25 soon and don't have a degree and I know it takes 4 years just to get a bachelor's.
>>28800754
>teaching little nip girls
sign me up
What kinda degree do you need?
Would any BS work, even if it's unrelated to teaching or English?
>>28799275
Congrats OP. Meet a nice qt Japanese girl for me.
>>28802736
any bachelors is fine for the visa or you can get married which lets you do any work
>>28802795
>or you can get married
Why do you even bother saying this? Just to bully us?
>>28802736
Japan has VERY low requirements for their English language teachers - which probably explains why they are all so bad at it and why it pays so poorly.
>>28800754
I wouldn't wanna teach anything but kids if I was in OPs position.
I'd probably spill my spaghetti if it was teenagers/adults.
