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What level are you on?
the highest i got to was 4
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>>28798741
9

bloxxxxfasdxad
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-1 I guess because I've had a mff threesome
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10

What went oh so wrong?
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>>28798741
9 but that wasn't sexual or anything
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>>28798741
>10

I'm 22
JFMSU
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Nine, non-romantic contexts.
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>tfw went from 11 to 1 in 10 minutes
>tfw still a virgin
Meh
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>>28798741
9 and I'm a 26 y/o NEET who still lives with parents
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>>28798741
level 1 here ama
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>>28798741
7, and it was a fucking awful kiss.
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>>28798741
9. Anything above is normie and needs to go my board
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>>28798741
8 master race.

Wait, does it count if the kiss on the cheek is as a greeting?
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>>28798741
>not having levels past 0
>not having anal, threesomes and such
It's like you don't even WANT normies here.
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>>28798741
0

Just bee urself, and girls will cum
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>>28798936
Why would we

Orinigaruni
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>>28798741
How tf am I on 1 mah nigga? If you haven't lost your Vcard, it doesn't matter tbhq.
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>>28798935
well she did not say "ew, no" and walk away so that counts
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4

Still no gf and virgin ;_;
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I am a 7. Lucky to have made it that far.
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When I was a freshman in college I briefly had a pretty cute girlfriend. But she had problems like depression and anxiety, and her friends were some of the most annoying human beings on the face of this planet. Maximum beta types and one of them continually went on about her pansexuality and I wanted to kill myself when I was around her friends.

Long story short, at one point I got a blowjob from her but I couldn't cum and honestly the whole experience was just awkward. I wasn't that into her but my roommate at the time was all Get Laid get paid kind of dude, so I tried to get it on with her even though I didn't really want to. That was over 4 years ago, and that is my only sexual experience. so I guess 1. Also made out with her and groped her a couple times.
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8

>>28798935
8 master race
how the hell isn't this origina
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9 several times. Also held hands once but was drunk in a crowded bar (failed normie) so didn't have any sexual connotations (for her).
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7 and because I was drunk and the grill was drunk
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>>28798741
1
you think this isn't original ow broywe
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0 if rape counts
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>>28798861
>>tfw went from 11 to 1 in 10 minutes
>>tfw still a virgin


hmmm
>took you 10 minutes
>wonder why the girl lost interest and dind't fuck you
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>>28798881

Same exact stats, familiamaliamalia.

I fucking hate my life t b h
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>>28798741
Stuck at 11 as Iron(Fe)
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>>28798741
I groped a girl once, does that count as groping???
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I was molested by a girl in middle school and really didn't do anything about it because it felt good. So a 4, I guess? Does it count?

If not, then 9.
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>>28798741
22 and im on 8, im not feeling bad tho
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>>28799139
>being worthy of being molested by a girl
counts
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>>28798845
only handshakes? ._.
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>>28798741
The highest I've ever made it is 9. I don't count any kisses I've gotten from family members.
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>>28798741
Went from 8 to 0 in the span of 2 months at 22.
Don't give up hope boys. Never give up.
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>>28799106
I actually couldn't get it hard because of alcohol and anxiety.
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0 but I still feel like 11.
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7, 4 if noncon counts :^)
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>>28798741
stage 11 rip
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>>28798741
What's the difference between kissing with your tongue and making out?
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>>28799241
>28799241
Same here...and i have a feeling that people thinks i am virgin because i dont talk about girls or fucking...i am just fucked up in my head...
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7 because I stole a kiss from a roastie once.
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>>28799305
Not much usually. I suppose one could just be a slick French kiss, the other is necking and a prolonged sort of thing.
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>>28798741
11 for eternity and ever more.
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Why are there so many normie here
R9k is dead
if you're 9 or higher gtfo
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>>28799320
I've had sex over 500 times with my gf and other women, but I get called a virgin all the time.

always by niggers and chads though. No one else.
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I wonder if there is some way to be a 12, where you've not even managed to speak with the opposite gender.
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>>28799393
how is that possible? dont you have a mother you spoke too?
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>>28799364
Puting your benis into a vagina means nothing...having anxiety and absurd thoughts that come from nowhere is even worse than being a virgin stinky neet...
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im a fucking 11


kill me
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>>28799439
Nope, I was an orphan. Never knew my mother.
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9
A hug, and it wasn't even romantic or anything
Am I a n-normie?
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>people unironically saying they are 11
You know it's very near to impossible to actually manage that, right? Unless you're fucking deaf, you are going to be forced into a conversation with the opposite gender at least once in your life.
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>>28799490
>hug
>normie
your good
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>>28799490
>>28799499
Getting a hug is normie. You have to be unrevolting enough to get one.
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>10
can someone hug me please, i wanna level up
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got to 1 in middle school
>TFW will never get to sex
>tfw you missed your only opportunity
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>>28799527
Do you live near Houston, Texas?
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lol, im a 0 and I just turned 18 last week
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>>28799564
No. Are you a rich dude that can fly out to yurop?
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>>28798741
8
as a joke
kill me
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I had an old high school friend carry me bridal style once. Does that put me in the hug category if that'd the farthest I've gone?
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Level 11 and it's a miracle it isn't lower.
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>>28798741
level 1
it was 5 years ago tho
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>>28799617
Nah, I'm broke. Even if I had the money, I wouldn't fly across the world to give someone a hug.
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>>28798741
1 and it sucked
i expected to bust a nut instantly but it was about as pleasurable as fucking a slice of bread
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9 .-.
oregano
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0 before I turned 30. Thank god.
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>>28799604
>offered her useless, meaningless, loose, possibly disease-ridden cunt to you
>boohoo I passed out and didn't get to put my dick in a roastie whore
You should be glad to have not fucked her, t b h fampai. I guess it's safe to say that roasties like her are nothing but trouble.
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I got 8

8 is good, isn't it? t-tell me it is
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>>28798741
11 but I think I've touched girls hands during school for certain classes so maybe im a 10
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>>28798741
if you've ever gotten above 9 you're a fucking normie and should get the fuck out
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>>28799009
Reporting originally desu
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>>28799993
d a n m n i g g a z!
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Holy shit, like 90%+ answers should be 0. There can't be that many guys who haven't fucked, unless they're all in r9k.
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>>28798741
If counting greeting female relatives with kiss on a cheek it's level 8, if no then level 9.
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>>28798741
i skipped 3 and 2 and went straight to 1, but never 0. now my normie days are turned to ash in my mouth and the final step will curse me till I die.
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>>28798928
This desu senpai
>There are people here who have received romantic affection in this thread right now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28800026
shoo
git
scram
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>>28800026
wheredoyouthinkyouare.bmp
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>>28798881
>who still lives with parents

Fix this?
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>>28798741
0
and -1 if more "stuff" counts

Ask me anything that could help you guys :)
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>>28800401

>33
>Wizard
>NEET
>Rank 7

Well?
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11 unless brushing their hand while handing something over counts
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>>28800424
Where is the question?
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>>28800448

"How do I get to 0 or -1?"
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>>28798741
I am 22 and haven't gone past nine.

Thinking it might be time to end it desu
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>>28800474
> Hygiene: Means nice shampoo, beard oil (can also be applied without actual beard), gel if useful
> Confidence: Reach something (job, academics, humour) so that other men like or look up to you. Act like you want the world to be (idealistic)
When men look up to you or talk about you nice, women will also hear that.
> Be respectful and honest
> Give compliments. When the women were mean to you that will give most of them a bad conscience
> Shave and/or search for new haircut
(you can ask /fa/ for advise here)
> Do social stuff as stupid as that may sound
(search for social activity that actually suits you)
> Be realistic about your looks. If you have a low standard, dont set yours for the girl to high
> Start wearing regular, but tidy and clean looking clothing. No black metal shit and a ponytail. Grey jeans, sweatshirt et cetera
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>>28798741
11; if talking to cashiers count. If not, then :( I want to Sudoku.
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>>28800611

So, basically not possible. Good to know.
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>>28800632
Tell me why. None of this is related to your biological looks or intelligence
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>>28799516
One of those "crotch out hardly touching" hugs probably the kinds people get here.
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I got to 0, 20 years ago.
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I'm 28 years old and I'm at 10.

Should I just kill myself? Like go out, buy a Maverick 88 and a box of hollow points and just fucking end it right now?
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Normie here. I broke up with my long time GF a year ago and now we are getting back together. I asked her about the time we are apart and I guess she fucked 5 guys in a year. Is that a lot? I didn't get laid much in my time away from her, 2 girls at the most but both were mediocre. Should I be mad or am I just insecure about my own ability to get laid?

ps sex with this grill is top fucking notch
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>>28800712
dont kill yourself over a girl
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>>28800656
If you have an ugly face, none of them matters
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>>28800712
...or you just try to improve yourself by finding the problems and solve whats solvable?
Also: If you just need company and have a good job, just adopt a kid and help him or her. There are a lot of people who need you more than you need them
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>>28800656

>> Hygiene: Means nice shampoo, beard oil (can also be applied without actual beard), gel if useful

This is pretty easy, nothing there

>> Confidence: Reach something (job, academics, humour) so that other men like or look up to you. Act like you want the world to be (idealistic)
>When men look up to you or talk about you nice, women will also hear that.

I'm an over 30 year old failure pretty much, I'm not going to ever have other men look up to me. Also, I kind of don't like other men from a lot of experiences growing up, being admired by manly men would be awful because it means I'm doing things that appeal to people I don't like

>> Be respectful and honest
This is okay to a point, but when honesty means "I want to nail you" that's where it falls off.

>> Give compliments. When the women were mean to you that will give most of them a bad conscience

I would feel creepy doing that, which would probably translate into them feeling creepy about it

>> Shave and/or search for new haircut

My hairline is going Colbert, things aren't looking up there

>> Do social stuff as stupid as that may sound
>(search for social activity that actually suits you)

Most of the things that would suit me are solitary or sausagefests

>> Be realistic about your looks. If you have a low standard, dont set yours for the girl to high

Eh

>> Start wearing regular, but tidy and clean looking clothing. No black metal shit and a ponytail. Grey jeans, sweatshirt et cetera

This one's actually just tricky more than difficult, tall and thin is not easy to shop for especially when you're a NEET failure
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thanks for this many replies
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>>28800766
> Plastic surgery
Every problem has a solution.
Also: An ugly face will make most girls not being attracted to you, but you are not the only ugly guy. And other stuff can compensate that. If you dont believe that look at Wilson Gonzalez or other ugly people.
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had this watch for 4 years never breaks and you could take a shower with it and still would not break.
also helped me win a fight once
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>>28800949
wrong thread holy shit
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>>28800795
Hygiene: This is harder than it sounds. The right smell is hard to find and combine. It is also hard not to overuse it. A shampoo isnt a shampoo.

> Confidence: You should probably ask yourself WHY you don't like these people. Maintaining a tidy and good lifestyled should still be a possibilty for you. And you can still educate yourself more. Voluntary work might as well help you. Sometimes it helps to help other people.

> Honesty: ... You already got the point and the limit :)

> Give compliments: Yeah, never just walk up to a woman to give a compliment. You can say that during a normal conversation. and dont pick naughty stuff. If they give you a compliment, dont talk around it or try to give it back on instinct, just say "thanks". Then you can calmy try to find something to say back later.

> Hair: My hairline is not great either. You can still find a decent look

> Activities: Movies, theatre, food. Only important thing is that you are actually interested in some way. It shouldnt be a uninteresting topic for you. If you can talk about it positively there will be company.

> Tall and thin: I know that feel. I can't help you with that one, besides telling you to get a regular sleep rhythm and do a 2-3 week food plan with 2 or 3 regular nutrition dishes every day. Improving here means understanding which foods have calories. You need to develope a surplus.
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1, three times

I always pussy out and make up some excuse for leaving early
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>>28800949
Not on my watch, boy
> desastrous laughter
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>>28801087


> Confidence: You should probably ask yourself WHY you don't like these people

They're the people who will target you or tear you down for being unmanly and the people who will use you for their own personal amusement. Also competition is endless and you can't outlast everyone

> Activities: Movies, theatre, food. Only important thing is that you are actually interested in some way. It shouldnt be a uninteresting topic for you. If you can talk about it positively there will be company.

That's kinda the thing, I'm not interested in movies/etc. There's not much value in social stuff because the people either get in the way or they just like normie stuff

> Tall and thin: I know that feel. I can't help you with that one, besides telling you to get a regular sleep rhythm and do a 2-3 week food plan with 2 or 3 regular nutrition dishes every day. Improving here means understanding which foods have calories. You need to develope a surplus.

I have no interest in becoming a meathead, exercise is boring as fuck :p
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>>28798741
Well I got to 7 and as far as four, but not the stuff inbetween 7 and 4. So am I level 4? or level 7 because I didn't do 5 or 6?
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>>28801207
your 4
>robottt
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>>28801237
I'm a failed normie spreading cancer to this board. Not a robot.
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>>28798741
made it to 0, repeatedly
only reason i'm still living
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>>28801111
Nice quads
Oregon
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>>28798741
Anyone who reaches up to 8 is a normie. That said, I've reached 7 (but I guess my mom doesn't count). I got to 9 with unrelated women. I'm not sure why they hugged me, though.
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>>28800047
same here.
>tfw 25 years on this earth and that's the best I could do regarding women
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>>28801284
i was talking about the "your message is not original robot"
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>>28798741
0, but it was only once in my entire life and I haven't even touched a woman in the last seven years.
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>>28798741

4 reporting in.

Lets share the feels bros.
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>>28798741
>be 18
>only go to 9....
there's still time right?
r-right?
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>>28798741
9 if non-romantic things to work partners count
1 if being molested by a homosexual while unconscious counts
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>>28798741
0
You guys are better off not having sex if you're older than 20. It'll never make up for lost time. Every man and woman you meet will still have more sexual experience than you. You may as well keep your dignity and not fuck a slut.

I first had sex when I was 23 and I regret it. Sex is nothing special if it's with a slut.

Only have sex if it's with a virgin, otherwise just stay a virgin, you're better off.
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>>28798741
>tfw a chick sat on my lap in 8th grade
>feels good man
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>>28798741
8 but I am a faggot so it doesn't really count.
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>>28802963

Well done on the 1 lad.
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Not sure. I got my dick licked the other day but it wasn't really a blowjob. I'm at stage 3 if that doesn't count.
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>prostitute
0
>stripper
1
>masseuse
2
>other
9

;_;
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>11
H-help me...
I only occasionally said hi to my sister's best friend
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>>28798741
Can you skip stairs if you haven't done somthing bellow a step
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>>28803668
>haven't touched any female anywhere
seriously? Not even accidentally?
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7

Drunken house party at high school. I liked the girl but it was known she liked someone else and kissed me out of pity.
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Level 0

4 years dry spell feels like I'm virgin again, I even couldn't get it up when it was getting heavy not long ago
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You forgot #12
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>>28803785
Well... I did shake the hand of my dentist last week. Does that count?
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>>28798741
11 desu
originalifamilamicuck
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>>28798741
I'm at 4 but never had 5, 6, or 7
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>>28798741
Got 0 with ex gf still miss her :(
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11

>tfw Never touched a girl or been touched by one
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>>28798741

22 years level 8 (cheek kiss)
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4

I grabbed de tiddies
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0'd a long time ago
like two months or something
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6.
>tfw everything "sexual" stopped happening in middle school
5 if jokingly licking each other all over the face counts as making out
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>>28804636
Meant to add this to my post, but if that counts as 'making out' then it's quite an interesting story of how I got to 5 if anyone's interested
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8 if my mom counts
11 if not
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31/m

7
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>>28798741
>Tfw finnaly got to level 2 after years of training and slowly losing touch with my robot ways
Asked out onetis and we have been dating for 5 months now. Were both vergins and I plan on losing it to her desu senpai.
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>>28798741
I was level 8 untill a few months ago
Got to 7, later 5,then 3.

I just got to 2
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>>28798741
1 is hell
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3
I've only kissed/made out with a girl once though. Touched a few tits, only one pair naked.
Damn wtf I should stop complaining about my life I've done pretty well for a sperg.
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>>28798741
>23/m
>0

She was my first and last gf. I miss her desu.
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Nine. It was nice. She felt warm. Three times. She was more or less sobbing the first two times, so that was interesting.

I mean girls have technically hugged me before, but none of them felt real before these, even if these weren't romantic or anything, they just felt genuine.
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11 is a given
10 is because of my mother

i never reached 9, so that's where it ends
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How the fuck am I supposed to read this stupid image? Oral sex if that means anything.
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>>28798741

>tfw was stuck at 5 from the age of 17 to 23
>now a 0
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im at 8 but i missed good chances (with the girl at 8) because im autism
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I am at 0, I will have sex again in like 8 hours now
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>>28799197
count them robot
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>>28799169
>middle school
they don't know what they're doing then
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>>28804936

>dating for 5 months
>still a virgin

what the fuck
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I got high as fuck and kissed a girl on the cheek, then she was horrified and told me to leave the party, does that count as level 8?
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>>28799372
niggers only fuck niggers, theyre worse off than we are unles beastiality is ok

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/race-attraction-2009-2014/
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Where my 9 bros at?
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>>28798741
kiss, not lips. it was friendly of course, from a classmate since it was my b-day.
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>>28798741
11
just fucking end my life
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>>28800401
no questions just tell me a random sex encounter story (real) so i can pick up what i need to, words and all

no gf shit
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Was at a 9 until 17, made it to 0 before 18.
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I got a pity hug once, so nine

>>28805195
my man
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I'm on level 2 but what is the difference between kiss with tongue and made out?
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>>28805505

I guess made out the hands goes everywhere, you can grab her butt and stuff
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>>28805525
but that's groping, which is the next level
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>>28799364
You took too long to come together and rise up, the normies are here now.

we're not leaving
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>>28804936

ANSWER THIS >>28805173 FAGGOT ORIGINALITARIOS
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>tfw 11
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>9
N-not so bad right robots? I mean she may have been fucking Chad but I'm a really nice guy and a great friend!
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>>28798741
Got to 5, not so bad I suppose.
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>>28800666
Stop. How the fuck do know this about me Satan
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You think you know suffering?
Try getting to 3 AND NOT GETTING PAST THAT.
AND THEN FALLING, not like dumb crush, more like stupid for your oneitis FALLING FOR THE GRILL.
AND THEN LOSING HER BECAUSE YOU WERE A FAGGOT.

fuck.
3.
i coulda gone on two.
she was this close to going on one.
zero was just a few dates away.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCk.
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>>28798741
>tfw step 11
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>>28806134

Will you tell the story?
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9
I could've been to 8 but it was a fat ugly bitch that gave a dollar to some scrawny manlet to kiss her
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>>28798845
10 and I'm 24

It's probably because I'm a dumb hamsterposter
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>>28799139
what happened familia
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Capped at nine son.
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>>28798741
7, I pecked a girl on the lips in early middle school in truth or dare.
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im an 11 but ive only asked questions like where to go and what to do
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If ordering at a restaurant counts as talking then I'm at 10.
If not, then I'm 11.
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1, could have been 0 if I kept talking to her. That was 3 years ago, I've only kissed 1 other girl before she told me I was super awkward and then I stopped talking to her too. I don't care anymore.
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>>28798741
5 but we were drunk, does that count? If not, then 11
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>>28798741
8
i am also 21 years old also fuck the mute system
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>>28806276
Just realized I'm retarded and misread the chart and that I'm either a 12 or 11.
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>>28798741
Guys, it's so easy, just yourself
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officially, I'm on step 10. I have no friends left anymore

the last time I hugged a girl, I was 20. And the last time before, that, I was 14

I'm 24... fuck love and snort drugs what can I say
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>>28806161
>rebound of a bad gay relationship. Needed to get my head outta my ass.
>meet this girl at a friend's farewell meeting. We'd seen each other before but never really talked.
>awkwardly trying to not screw things up. for god knows what reason she puts up with me all night long and eventually i walk her home
>we keep talking over the following weeks
>boy, is she sexy. Sexually active, pretty tomboyish, built like a fucking fertility goddess and willing to take the steps i've never dared to take.
>we talk about sex because she's not ready for a relationship. heart broken, feels "empty". Sure, hell of a warning sign but i couldn't care less.
>Unrelated, but i begin developing feels for her. Oneitis coming.
>scheme a few excuses to hang around (commision her drawings, get her to teach me bdsm, help me "practice" on how to get girls, etc)
>a few weeks later my birthday comes up
>convince her to go out
>do stupid stuff, fool around, but then
>She takes me to an hotel
>of course i pay
>she's ready for anything but sex, and i'm just 100% frozen
>system shutdown. just go with what feels right
>of course she has to take initiative, and i perpetually lag behind
>technically there was oral on both parts and kind of handjobs too? nobody came so it doesn't counts.
>sides, it's naught. Eventually she tells me she can't do it. She sees me too much as a friend etcetc
>[Why didn't she just told me she got bored of my passive attitude, you say? See the "practice" above. We both sorta expected her to be the dominant. That's what she "couldn't do"]
>disheartened, go for broke. After checking out and taking her to dinner, i confess my feelings.
>pretty much friendzoned even though she tries her hardest not to use the word
>close the deals with her (pay for the drawing, stop talking)
>now fap daily (when before her i did it like weekly), cry weekly, stopped making progress with my shrink, tell everybody who cares bout my sob story
>greentext on 4chan
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>>28806298
I know that feel

, and the mute system is fore misanthropists touching each other in the shower
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holy shit i'm at 2.
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>>28798741
5 or 4

I got so close to having fucked her...
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>>28806438

How long ago did this hapenned?
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>>28806438
Oh boy, if you're not an alcohol after that I don't know what's left. you have my permission
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>>28798790
So if I had a mmf and a mff threesome does that put me at -2?
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>>28806499

>mmf

that put you in the cuck place
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>>28803890
This is what I'm afraid of. 6 years here, I'm absolutely more robot than I was back when I used to get laid. And with all the porn in that period I might not be able to get it up without a long detox first. Every time I start a detox though I end up thinking "who am I kidding, I'm not gonna get laid anyway" and go back to it.
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>>28806491
bday was april 7, that's pretty much the day the things happened.
we must have met like a month ago?
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Last time I saw this I was 1
Now I'm 0
No sad for me
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>>28798988
Get the fuck off my board normo scum
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>>28806602
Congrats breh
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4. Made out and dirty danced/groped while pledging but dropped and haven't made any effort to talk to anyone in over a year.
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8 i guess. that wasn't too long ago and i could've even kissed her on the lips as a one time thing, and i wish i did now cause she went back to her ex anyway. thing is i could've had at the very least two real quality gfs and any number of hookups. but i am a robot.
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What's the pepe for level 12? I:E never spoke to the opposite sex.
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11, unless we are counting stuff like running into people in a crowded hallway touching

What did I do to deserve this misery?
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>tfw last time I got to level 11 was months ago

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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>>28798741
0 had a fat gf for a little bit
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>>28798741
you should had 12, made eye contact with a girl
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>>28798741
erm all of the above and more.
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>>28806746
here you go, senpai
OrEgAnO CoMmEnTaRiO
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>>28806865

NO. YOU STAY WITH US.

UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

AND AFTER.
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Numero 9
In my defence, i gave up on geting a gf.
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>>28798741

0 master race reporting. Lost it at 15.

>Most of you will never know the feeling of sweet, sweet 15 year old vagina on your dick and not go to jail for it.
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>>28798741
Does talking to a female family member, or talking to a girl over the Internet count? If so then first step
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>>28798741
9 but I completely forced it and it was literally the end of my senior year so idgaf about the outcome

I feel like I've had opportunities tho please kill me
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2 then came on that 7.5/10 girl boobs (and face and hair accidentally).
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>>28798741
0 familia

>orijinaru expelliarmus
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>>28798741
>11
original comment of despair
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Level 1. Being bi makes this complicated.
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11
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>28798741
0 mane. but it was all with just one girl
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Was gonna say 10 but then i remembered a girl in high school hugged me multiple times so a 9 i guess. Still to this day have no idea if she liked me.
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>>28799217
going steady with a prostitute doesn't count
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4, i was a normie until late highschool
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>>28798741
Somewhere between 1 and 0.

More ashamed than I was before in all honesty.
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2.

I'm going to leave my tripcode off so you guys don't bully me though. Try to guess.
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>>28801111
More like
>1, four times
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is anyone legitimately 10 because i'm 1 and i'm a fat fuck
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>>28798741
10, because handshakes
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0

but since im not with anyone now, normies still make fun of me

fuck off stupid faggots are you never satisfied ?
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1, everything went downhill after it.
Now I'm happy with my waifu and upset with my life
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Most recently a 9 with a (former) friend I hadn't seen in months.

In terms of all time in real life, 5. That only happened with one person though.

With an escort, 2. I couldn't commit to it though. It just felt wrong in the moment and I could think about was how she probably didn't want to be there at all. Couldn't stay hard unless she was actively jerking me.

It feels like my sex drive withers a bit everyday, but never leaves altogether. At this point getting sexual urges almost feels like being inhabited by another being, feeling and acting on thoughts that arise spontaneously out of my control. I would shed those feelings if I could, there's no reason to keep them anymore, other than blind hope.

Where do I go from here?
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>>28798741
0, I even fingered my ex gf in a public park, her reaction was funy, she left me the day after we fucked a couple of times but yeah, I think it was better this way, one day se was happy and loving, the other she was angry and hated even talk to me, I think she was bipolar, it's ok that she left me
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Non-romantic 9. Actually 6 when i was like 7 years old but that doesn't count.
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2
THE MOST ORIGINAL OC COMMENT PLS NO MUTERINO
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>>28798741
>20 years old
>tfw 8
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>>28798741
Consensual 8
Non consensual 1
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>>28798741
1, was betty good desu senpai
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>>28798741
Everything on the list except #3
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>>28798741
Anyone else here 12?
>tfw I have never even seen a female IRL
Is there any hope?
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I got to four. Shit is good.
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>people on this board are legitimately not all 11

sickening, back to 8gag you go
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>>28798741

with a girl i actually find attractive: 10
ugly roastie: 0
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>>28809505

>i had sex but she was ugly so that means I'm one of you guys still

no
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>>28798741

Anyone above 11 is a FILTHY FUCKING NORMIE AND NEEDS TO BE GASSED!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>28809544

that's fine homeboy. doesn't mean i can't still enjoy this place's fine content.
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>>28798741
I've had sex before desu
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>>28809551

maybe you would enjoy reddit a bit more. why don't you head there, and stay.
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>>28809573

i don't enjoy reddit more. i use it though, and you are a spastic if you don't understand that 4chan and reddit have vastly different purposes.
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>>28806499
That just makes you gay
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>>28809551
Went from 8 to 0 in one month at 16 lmaoo
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