what do i say after 'hi, how are you' on tinder
ps i need to get them to fuck me without saying 'would you like to have sex'
"let's not waste any time: wanna smash?"
>>28798680
What diseases do I need to be vaccinated against?
>>28798680
According to my gf, the best way to start a conversation on Tinder is to ask a question that takes a little bit of thinking to answer, but not so much time that they just won't bother with it.
>>28798717
pretty much this
or if you don't got Chad-level looks, ask something about her bio.
But honestly, cut the bs and ask for a date asap. It's tinder after all, they know what they're in for
>what do i say after 'hi, how are you' on tinder
I never got a match on Tinder..
>>28798822
take better photos
move to metropolitan area
there you go
>>28798896
I don't want to take selfies, I'm not a Chad.
I always try a stupid joke or cheesy pick up line. Doesn't always work, but I think the optimal message depends on the girl. It just seems you need to stand out because they get a billion messages. When I just said hi or commented on their profile I never got any responses.
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sfvrgfdhd
>>28798680
Say "ay gurl what up wit da sex i got dat donkey dick na'mean?" She will then initiate the proceedings toward sexual intercourse for you both.
>>28798921
Have someone take photos of you
>>28798680
Just have a fucking conversation.
>>28798680
Or you could use an actual conversation starter by making them talk about themselves. People fucking love to talk about themselves, regardless of gender.
>>28798680
>having a facebook
You can leave now, normalfag.
>>28799456
what specific questions should i ask
>>28798717
Can you send pictures on tinder? This line would be hilarious if you paired it with a picture of a Smash Bros game.
Almost always good to start by mentioning something unique in their bio
>>28799645
ok so what about this one
>>28800125
Well it would be better to avoid student nurses altogether. Do you go to the same university? If not, ask about it. Ask her if she's been to a nearby restaurant, as she probably lives on campus. Ask where she likes to get jer tea, eg,
>Hi
>"Hi"
>Hey I heard about xx, have you been?
That's what I would say. You could also gently, AND CUTELY, make fun of her playing a flut because that's nerdy af.
If you're feeling ballsy, maybe say something like "I've heard you have a nice vulva, can you vouch for the rest?" Idk, these are just ideas.
>>28799571
totally reddit tier
what the fuck mane
can someone that knows how to talk to a girl screenshot their start of their conversations, that would be great.
>>28800125
"Let's cut the bullshit, I'm really interested in checking that vulva out, when are we meeting ?"
>>28800125
My dick was designed by the gods too, let's see how well they fit together
Just keep conversation casual and topical to things she has on her bio or things you have in common like school or area or just mention like movies or music shit damn don't overthink Tinder.
>>28800125
>"Is 'flute playing extraordinaire' a euphemism for something?"
>>28798680
don't do what I do op and you'll be fine
Speaking of /r9k/ and tinder. How did the thread yesterday with Connor and Calla end up?
>>28798921
Dear caveman, sorry to shock you but we are in the year 2016
>>28798803
>they know what they're in for
>every other prole says "if ur looking to fugg swipe left lel im so quirky and not a slut xD"
You give women too much credit.
That said they are down to fuck, Chad at least, but they don't to look like sluts by agreeing to fuck. They want it to "just happen" on the first date and Chad takes all the responsibility for it.
Step 1: Be Chad
Step 2: Say whatever you want
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: SECKS!
>>28798896
>move to metropolitan area
This is key. I was swiping for months in my shitty small hometown and got maybe 5 matches. Swiped in a major city and got about 20 matches in a day.
What should I do if I don't have a facebook and I want a hook up oriented dating app?
>>28802752
Badoo, or make a Facebook and only out your picture there and make everything confidential so people can't see anything.
>>28802752
Make a dummy fb account. Thats what I did.
ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY WHO WENT TO PLAY OVERWATCH WITH HIS MATCH AND NEVER CAME BACK?
>>28800125
she sounds pretentious as fuck tbqh.
use
>>28800545
or
>>28800570
she deserves no better
>>28798680
You say "Would you like to meet up?"
If they're down, they'll say yes.
