I need to shit and I won't do it until this thread 404s.
Better run to the toilet alreadysage
>>28798616
bump enjoy not pissing
have fun nigger
>>28798987
Something about this image really pisses me off.
Does anybody else get off on holding in a lot of shit?
>>28798987
he should call it faggotry
>>28799047
Every time I try it doesn't feel good at all
>>28798616
>read the image
>ignore OPs post
>see lots of replies talking about shit
>wonder if I missed some new meme
>go back and read OP's post
fucking shitposter.
>>28799069
I think it might be a prostate stimulation thing. It makes masturbating feel way better for me, and I'm a bit of a scat fetishist too so that helps.
>>28798616
Have fun holding it in for seven days, or whatever is the period that threads remain in the archive.
>>28799079
i see what you did there anon, taht was well memed and though out
>>28799012
Iktf
You're not my "friends," you false, manipulative corporate bastard shills. If I want your shitty, trans-fat filled cookies, I'll buy them when I'm at the store. But beyond that, stay out of my life.
Sage goes in none of the fields.
Fuck you, OP.
>>28799114
Nah fuck that, when the thread is archived I'll go to the bathroom.
>>28799156
Don't backpedal. To 404 means for the HTTP request to return the status code of 404. It's defined as unambiguously as it gets.
>>28799178
Okay, and I'm not going to do that. I will poop when this thread is archived.
>>28798616
W e l l B u m p e d
>>28799047
I love trying to do as many things as possible while the pressure's building up in my rear. Sometimes I'm turtlenecking by the time I get to the can. Feels great.
>>28799485
Thank you for giving me a boner, anon.
Start a dream journal
Read up on YouTube and Google on this dude
pick your poison faggots
>>28800384
gryphon i want to fly
>>28800384
Karabos of course.
Stronk.
>>28798616
It's my sincerest hope that this thread makes 500+ replies over the course of three days
>>28800520
Oh, it will.
>>28800676
>last reply: 55 minutes ago
Doesn't seem like it senpai
>>28800384
David, the werewolf
Holding poop in is a bad idea. It may become hard and dry, making it more likely to tear your anus (and/or cause other problems) when you release it.
Pic related. (If you want your anus to look nice--at least while you're young--then you shouldn't do stupid shit with it, pun intended.)
>>28800384
I can't decide between the gryphon, werewolf, or bad dragon
>>28798616
r/ing the original OP image
>>28800384
Duke the bad dragon, no hesitation.
I could literally walk into a bank, steal all the money, and never have to worry about money again. I could kill people who piss me off. I mean, fuck, I could get away with genocide.
>>28800384
Duke
>Can rape at free will
>Kill any and all Chads
>Commit fraud or bank robberies
>>28798987
I will never buy a Keebler brand cookie again.
