>tfw you will never be Mexican masterrace
hold me robots
god that must feel humiliating
>>28798559
>that thick luscious hair
jelly desu
>>28799174
Mexicans have really nice hair
It's a shame that a lot of Mexican guys get stupid haircuts
>>28799606
oh and by that I was mainly referring to Mexican-American guys
>>28798559
this guy is like the entire population of mexico
>>28799703
shaved?
>>28799953
I was referring to shapeups
I'm not particularly a fan of shaved heads either but I'm not sure if anyone still does that
>mexican
>masterrace
Next you're gonna tell me Indians are master race.
>>28800012
Indians are the highest earning ethnic group in the US
>this person is like twice as fat as me
>his skin looks fine
>my entire upper body is completely covered in stretch marks, from my biceps to my shoulders to my chest to my stomach
Fuck this shit.
>>28800037
Indians not Indian Americans.
>>28800074
Oh okay.
Even the "China is taking over the world" stuff is mostly BS
>>28800054
Being fat is 10x worse than having stretch marks that nobody but you really notices. Especially if you're standing helplessly in your underwear at a doctor's office while two hot latina nurses are measuring how fucking fat you are.
>>28800124
I would get hard if I had either of those chicks as a doctor
>>28799606
What would you rather see them get?
>>28800124
They are bright red (have been for years with no signs of fading) and have been commented on multiple times just when I wear short sleeved shirts.
>>28800223
Pretty much anything except for shapeups
It looks really tacky and juvenile
>>28799606
>Mexicans have really nice hair
but why don't they have hair anywhere else?
or defined body features, they just have no chins, no t-shaped shoulders, women have no curves. fucking weird
>>28800252
Well you know what's coming next anon.Pictures. Post them for us.
>>28800252
Tell girls it's a sunburn from doing something badass like surfing or something
>>28798559
Is that fucking diabeto?
>>28800284
A lot of Mexican guys can grow beards, and I don't know why you'd want hair anywhere else
>>28798559
Oh shit is that Lirik?
>>28798559
>tfw I am Mexican
Its not fun.
>>28798559
>tfw I'm Mexican-American
Feels great senpai.
I'm still a robot with no friends/gf like anyone else, but that's fine.
>>28800274
what if youre hairline is like this but lower?
Think I should just grow the hair to hide it?
>>28800284
Indio DNA
>>28800588
I think it's better than having five o clock shadow on your forehead
>>28800054
Same famiglia, and my nipples are three times as wide thanks to the gyno.
>>28798559
Mexican here,
Mexico-American are shit, they speak broken ugly spanish, and tend to speak ugly english, they truly have the worst of both world speaking about looks too, no wonder trumps campaign is that way.
Trump is right.
Aprendan a hablar bien pochos, son un sacrilegio linguistico.
>>28800720
>tfw mexicans voting for trump blows the left's mind because they buy so hard into the "he's racist" rhetoric
Keep fighting the good fight senpai.
>>28800720
Criticize their Spanish type out shitty ass Spanish
Zerote go home
>>28800758
si te diste cuenta que r9k no acepta caracteres no ascii, verdad?
espero te sientas muy avergonzado al ver atras en ese post y observar el ridiculo que haz hecho de ti mismo.
posdata: matate.
>>28800743
Oh, is not so much of a surprise, real Mexicans in Mexico, the ones that stay here, and hard work their communities tend to be right wing, Mexicans in general are conservative af, the capital city ones, and people in big cities tend to be lefties, I guess this is a common tendency around the globe, however latino is not a race, I hope you haven't been brainwashed by jews in that aspect, we have our struggles like anybody else, but we also are very different, and yes we tend to classify "chicanos" as low tier, specially for their inability to speak proper spanish or their misconceptions and bragging about a culture where they don't fully belong or understand, it just doesn't belong to them, but they misrepresent us with our fellow neighbours. such a disgrace.
>>28800720
Mexican-Americans aren't manlets unlike most pure-blooded Mexicans.
>>28800998
lolm8, I'm 6,1", my younger brother is 6,2" and he just turned 20, I live in northern city, and people in here is like that, we are pretty much average around here, all the mexicans americans I have met are disgustingly manlets and I haven't even mention their weights.
Sure national size average as a country we are manlets, because the indigenous comminity is just short, no biggie, they don't consider them selfs mexicans at all to begin with,.
But come one, you must be kidding about mexican-americans not being manlets
>>28800986
Real Mexicans in Mexico seem bitter as hell if that's the case. Multi-generation Mexican-Americans have no ties to that country anymore, so we don't even think about the people there or what they do. It's not like we have family alive there anymore.
You belong just fine after a few generations; I think only new immigrants to America have that identity problem.
>>28800986
Yeah, I know. If you think about it, really think about it, I figure real Mexican-Americans and probably real Mexicans would know the truth more than any of the rest of us about illegals coming to our country. Not only do they fuck with our economy, but the rest of you get the shaft hard because of the social stigma and stereotypes attached to it.
>mexicans
>""""master race""""
They're the worst people. I'd rather be around niggers. At least niggers can be friendly in social situations. Spics are the rudest people on the planet, they're terrible drivers, bad hygiene, the worst diets, the worst taste in media, the biggest consumers, and generally dumb as rocks.
>>28798559
>not Puerto Rican masterrace
maricon
>>28801403
>tfw I'll never eat mofongo out of a big puerto rican booty
>>28801179
Then stop labeling yourself like that. why keep calling yourself mexican-american if you belong so well in your new community, you have no Mexico in you anymore why keep misrepresenting us?
As you said you have no ties, no family no sense of respect for a country and people you have never understood or learnt, go full american, and lose the mexican. i bet you don't even speak the language, if you speak it you speak broken spanish, with a "spanglish" variation.
as you claimed, you don't think about this people or this country, or what we do anymore.
cut the mexican, keep the american.
>>28801202
We have our own immigration issues, we fight constantly the central americans using mexico as a bridge to jump the border but can't do it, check some stadistic, mexicans aren't your immigration issue anymore, the issue is misinformation of central american people, they get lies spread about how if you are under 18 and the border patrol catches you they can't deport you if claim your undearage, is such a shit fest for us.
Everyone knows Dominican are the master race.
a shame that we literally share an island with a bunch of french niggers that can't run their country right.
These butthurt Mexicans and American mad at as always. (btw Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are considered niggers to us)
>>28801452
Yeah. I know you guys have a bunch of your own issues as well, you're building your own wall ironically enough, aren't you? I think it's safe to say that there isn't any decently developed country where there are zero immigration issues.
>>28801583
I don't find it ironic, but we have a full river, is hard.
>>28801452
There's nothing wrong with acknowledging your origins senpai. Everyone in America does this. That's all it really is.
I think it's weird you even consider it as an issue, but whatever works.
I don't get the other stuff you're talking about, like Spanglish. We have to learn Spanish through classes/self-study like any other foreign language. I think only the first or second gen Mexican-Americans have the opportunity to learn some Spanglish.
Hey mexibros, whats it like living in mexico? I'm mexican but I live in the US and want to know.
I got family in Monterrey but never visited before.
>>28799932
He is, which is why when they measure the population of Mexico to see if it is shrinking or growing they just measure this guy's belly.
>See a hot mexicana
>They're with some fat Mexican dude
What have they got that I ain't got?
Well, aside from a gf, I guess.
>>28803120
probably alphaness
I see girls with ugly as fuck fat guys all the time. They are also more alpha than me. It's not hard to figure out what's going on
Authentic Mexican food is so fucking good
>>28802264
nice sometimes.
>>28803120
Fucking this
>6.5/10 spic girl
>walking around with some fat manlet spic with a shirt thats 2 sizes too small
And you just know he's going to have her pump 7 or 8 kids out for him and ruin her looks within a 5 year span
>tfw no Mexican gf to shove her stinky toes in my face
Poblano food is fucking delicious
>>28803277
Where in mexico do you live bro?
>>28798559
why are beaners so damn ugly? seriously
>>28803588
Mexicans are sexy when they don't get too fat
>>28800720
What I will never understand is how a person can straight up forget how to speak a language.
You see Chinese people who have been here for decades still speaking fluent chinese but pochos are a special type of stupid.
>>28803754
You can't "forget". They were never taught Spanish in the first place.
My parents are Mexican and I fucking wish I was born white
I really want to suck on a qt Mexican girl's stinky toes
>>28803778
>They were never taught Spanish in the first place.
They should learn it properly
>>28803754
this
>>28803778
I know lots of cousins who kind of sort of understand Spanish, but they cant speak it because they were never taught in the first place.
Then I got other cousins whose parents taught them how to speak Spanish from very early and they understand/speak it just fine.
I dont understand why someone wouldnt want their kids to speak as many languages as possible, but whatever.
>>28804013
Maybe it's more important to them that their kids do well in school?
>>28803912
Who doesn't wish they were born white?
>>28803754
I taught myself English, why can't they learn Spanish?
>>28804089
I don't.
I don't get this mexican american to wish so hard to be born white. I think have cute skin color.
We real mexicans don't think about it, Mexican isn't a race kek,
>>28804045
Theyre fucking stupid actually. Maybe they cant learn more than 1 language because 1 is confusing enough.
>tfw mexican
>not fat
>white skin
>speak english
>dislike spicy food
>don't drink alcohol
>have never been to a party
Where did I go wrong, /r9k/? Even as a Mexican I'm a fucking failure.
>>28804216
I'm white, but Mexican skin color is qt
That being said, Mexican Americans have to do better in education. I say that out of love.
>>28804216
Self-hating people are just self-cucks.
I'm Mexican-American and I actually like being brown. It's a darker brown tone as well.
>>28804013
Probably because you can have a successful life without knowing a lick of Spanish. It's just nice to know in general, but if you really "need" it you can always teach yourself.
>>28798559
Lol, Mexicans
>>28804330
Yeah it's more important that Chicanos do well in school and get good jobs than know how to speak Spanish
>>28804274
a white, not fat mexican is called a spaniard amigo
>>28804274
>>28804274
>pedir los elotes con el de que no pica.
Matate, eso es inaceptable.
>>28804388
100% correct.
Oreginino
>>28804388
I'm more Jewish than Spaniard to be honest. No moor blood.
>>28804410
>implicando que le pongo chile a los elotes
>no pedirlos con solo mayonesa y limon master race
>>28798559
>never having to worry about being kicked out of America
The only bad part is that I look Jewish because I'm 100% Italian so if there was holocaust v.2 I'd have some explaining to do.
>>28804418
Even better. But if you even a little bit brown go Spaniard or Israeli.
>>28804259
I think chicanas who speak broken Spanish are very cute and I want one to be my girlfriend.
>>28804469
Italians must go BACK
>>28804460
>mayonesa
>en los elotes.
Acaba con tu sufrimiento de una vez. neta por favor.
La traduccion es implying es suponiendo por cierto.
>>28804469
>implying there will be an holocaust in your lifetime and in the lifetime of your non-existent children and grandchildren
Jews are basically a protected specimen for at least 200 years.
>>28799174
It'll fall out by the time he's 20
t. balding spic
>>28804612
I don't see many balding Mexicans
Mexican chicks have god tier hair and god tier feet
>"don't get a boner.. Don't get a boner.. think of futbol... Oh god"
>>28804697
Does he even have a penis?
>>28798559
The Mexicans who legally came here and became Americans are pretty cool and fun people.
Most of the illegals won't speak English (they won't learn it or act stupid to get by) or speak barely enough.
But my job has made me hate brown skinned people and the ones of any nationality who refuse to speak or learn English.
I've worked with Nigerians or others from that part of Africa and about 70% of the time they're better behaved and speaking English that most Mexicans
>>28804612
my grandpa is 86 and still has a full head of hair
>>28799606
I'm mexican, and i have a pretty fresh haircut. A bit like an undercut
>>28799606
Mexicans straight from Mexico have retarded hair. They fucking give themselves jimmy neutron hair its rediculous.
>>28804893
I'm talking about the Mexican-American guys who get lineups
I really want a Mexican girl's stinky toes in my face
>>28804292
a-are you gay anon?
>>28800284
Asianic genes. ~50% of their origin is from a mountain range in Western Mongolia. The other half is from Spain, which is why they can grow facial hair.
>>28804469
Iktf. Black curly hair, light eyes, lactose intolerant, short, and stingy. My nickname around my former roommates was "Jew".
>>28805274
Is that why Mexican and Asian girl's feet smell very similar?
>>28805322
Uhh, I guess? I don't know if the smell of someones feel has to do with their genetic origins though.
>>28805362
Well it makes sense, considering they have very similar hair
>>28805362
>>28805553
My last gf was Chinese and my current gf is Mexican, they have the same hair and their toes smell very similar
Mexican masterrace
>>28805918
Why do you know what their toes smell like?
>>28804627
Then why do all of the spics in the US shave their head?
Don't tell me I have shit-tier hair DNA
>>28806030
1. They don't, you're thinking of 1980s cholos
2. It still happens, but it's not the end of the world.
3. I'm white and I wish I had a Mexican gf
>>28806018
Because I smelled their toes
It gets me very horny
>>28805918
>>28806131
Feetfags are the worst, I swear.
>>28806165
Hey if you had a qt Chinese or Mexican gf I guarantee you'd smell their feet at least once
I live in New York and I want a Mexican gf so bad
I also want some authentic Mexican food right now, it's easily my favorote cuisine. If I wasn't a broke pathetic NEET I'd try new dishes all the time. I hear Mole Poblano is amazing.
Where in the world do women that want a Mexican bf exist?
>>28806333
Women love Mexican dudes that aren't ghetto
>>28806397
I'm not ghetto and yet I have no gf. I demand a qt nonspic gf now
>>28806397
How do you know this?
origami oregano
