Today is your lucky day, robots.
I'm giving you a chance to prove yourself to me. Sell me on why I should even consider dating you?
>>28798243
I got out of bed this morning.
Youre on a much higher place in the social ladder. You'll have a lot of friends and orbiters and I'll have only you, the leverage is in your favor.
Tl;dr its safe to date me
>>28798243
'cuz your face str8 up looks like a hard loaf of bread.
>>28798339
Fucking lol
me too dog
I have male parts... Wait, is that the only reason i have for women to date me? No, never mind i have a bachelor's degree in both chemistry and physics and i start my Ph.D. this fall. I think this means that i am too good for you.
Well, i wish you the best of luck finding someone worth dating on this site.
I don't want to date you, roastie whore.
You'll just manipulate my emotions.
My IQ is 135. I'm loyal, and I'll worship you and buy you stuff.
I'd be willing to go on more interesting dates than just food or film, and I'm really good at remembering birthdays/anniversaries.
>>28798629
But I expect you to not pursue a career or education. I want you to be completely dependent on me.
>>28798629
well, now you make it sound like she is a prostitute. Also IQ test are far from a good way of measuring intelligence, not like you are smart enough to comprehend that fact.
>>28798243
I'd eat your ass. The whole ass.
>high paying job
>Nice, clean apartment
>Optimistic, silly, light
>Athletic
>Down for going on adventures on weekends or just chilling
>Reasonably good at fixing shit
>I have friends and hobbies, not a total loser
>>28798668
I wouldn't leave you, I would love you, nobody would steal me from you, I can clean the house, massage your feet, massage your back, and let you put me into a chastity cage
Youre the first chick to consider dating me in like 8 years so I'm not exactly a "cheating type". I ain't got no one else to fuck. Also being a 23 year old virgin means I'm disease free.
>tattoo
>short hair
DROPPED
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I'd make you cosplay as my one true waifu, then and only then can we sex.
>>28798243
You will look fucking amazing comparatively
>>28798735
Would you have a bowl of tendies ready for me when I get off work?
>>28798863
Is that even a question of course I would hek I would even try to learn how to make tendies from scratch
>>28798243
It would be like banging your head against a rock wall until you bleed out. In other words, if you enjoy Dark Souls you'll definitely enjoy dating me.
I can sing and play the guitar well, and have a sizeable and thick penis
>>28798243
Dating? Not shure.
But we could shurelly go out for a drink and have some fun one night.
Wanna go?
>>28798243
Well, I'm flattered. I'm already in a loving long term relationship, but maybe we could just... be friends.
>>28798243
It doesn't matter if you consider dating me. What matters is our long term life plan.
you shouldn't
leave me alone
I'd stick it in your pooper.
With love.
>>28798243
I do not have any STD's.
I would lick every part of you until you stank like me.
Not nearly 2D enough for me
>>28798629
>My IQ is 135
>I'll worship you
lmao take a real test spergmeister your IQ is 105 at best if you don't view women as subhuman cripples
>>28798243
You shouldn't that would be a bad idea
>>28798243
Not interested sorry friend, you seem awfully entitled to my time. bye
I can solve complex riddles like this one.
1+/(1/2) = 0.75
>>28798552
Cringe af nagga
>>28800357
No you stupid fuck. How does it end up less than a dollar? This is fucking stupid.
I would rape the shit out of OP everytime she comes home.
PIG DISGUSTING 3D PIG
>>28798243
I don't want to date you. I want something else for you. Do you think a .357 magnum revolver is convincing enough?
>>28798243
Not interested. Why should I be? You don't bring shit to the table and you are the one who is interested in finding someone. I'm happy with my life as it is so I won't put effort into getting to know you, unless I had reason to believe it was worth it.
So none. There is literally no reason. It would not work out most likely and if it did I'm not sure I'd want it to in the first place
She'd look great chained up in my closet.
>>28798243
This picture just screams "I like it rough from behind while I call you daddy" desu.
Thank you for the replies anon.
Your honesty makes me so hot~
>>28800753
See >>28800481
Your body won't be hot for much longer if you don't submit to my chode
I wouldnt get into conversations with you, I wouldnt touch you, I would tell you to leave me alone every day of the week.
>>28800807
who cares about the body when her face is that ugly now? she looks like the goddamn dragons from game of thrones.
Needs more tits NOW
>>28798243
Haha OP find a better qt to post this bitch is uggo
More of OP's whore body
>>28800912
more whore pics
>>28800912
even more whore body
I'd fuck you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.
>>28801060
Come on now, that is just sick.
>>28798812
Came here to post thisorginllam knblox
>>28798243
You're not even cute. Not worth the effort tbqh. I'm sure you can find someone else who would appreciate you. I'm not interested in you. Good luck.
Because I'm super cool and wear my denim baseball hat backwards.
