>You sit alone inside your room
>Chad's big dick destroys her womb
I'm alone in my basement with my Girl Scout cookies,
Chad is out and about getting a rise from her cooties.
>>28797418
Dayum pepe, you monkeying around!
>>28797418
you think about her, when you masturbate,
she thinks Chad is the only proper mate
>>28797517
>you think about her, when you masturbate,
>she thinks Chad is the only proper mate
REEEEEEEEEE
He fell for the girlfriend meme,
He is now trapped and unable to dream.
>While you sit at home thinking of what porn to watch
Chad and Stacy are gettin hot with scotch
>Move her to the bedroom where she sucks a mountain of cocks
Chad and Stacey and friends are swapping body fluids,
Your least favorite class in mmo's are always the Druids.
Robot: An Epic
>go to the barber and tell him JUST
>into your waifu, Chad will thrust
>you want revenge: go buy a gun
>Chad steals women just for fun
>tell your friends to stay away
>Chad doesn't realize it's his day
>grab your weapon, shout out REEE
>your bullet will make his guts spaghetti
>pull the trigger, but you missed
>Chad just laughs and throws his fist
>knocked out cold, you're sent to jail
>Chad's a hero, loved and hailed
>Tyrone pounds you in the shower
>more woman than ever does Chad deflower
