im gay and about to come out of the closet to my parents, any tips fellow robots?
Just open you're ass and your heart and mind will follow.
>>28797273
Are they supportive? Have they ever told you that it would be alright if you were gay?
>>28797273
just tell em the truth and let the shit show begin
>>28797273
>LOOK AT ME! I MUST MAKE AN EVENT OUT OF TELLING PEOPLE MY SEX FETISHES
kek
>>28797325
they are a very conservative and right leaning christian family, this is why im so nervous
>>28797273
Why is "coming out" a thing anyways? People don't "come out" to their parents as BDSM fetishists.
>>28797273
Dont you like vagoogos?
They are tasty
>>28797273
stop being gay, you fucking faggot
>>28797293
>>28797391
>>28797502
>>28797532
>>28797544
these mean comments are really affecting me, please dont post jokes, i need help
>>28797419
Uhh, it might just make life tougher for you if they try to pray the gay away. Though if you love and trust them then I suppose it could all work out one way or another.
>>28797273
>Just bee urself
Nah but srsly, kudos to you anon. I'm fucking proud of you. However, I can't help you at all, sorry. Sincerely, an unhelpful fag.
>>28797273
There you go faggot.
>>28797419
If so, don't do it senpai. FInd a boyfriend and become happy first. If you fear, that they will probably abandon you, it is not worth it until you have your strings somewhere else.
Normies can deude themselves into thinking, they are the ones being wronged. There will be no mercy on you, even in the late game.
>>28797273
Tips sounds like a metaphor for penises. If your family cares about you they'll probably make you go see a shrink.
>>28797273
just go celibate instead
>>28797596
but if i get a bf they will beat me, they always beat me if i dont do what they say, im considering suicide
>>28797639
>but if i get a bf they will beat me
lol
>>28797639
They beat you? Definitely don't tell them then wtf.
>>28797639
If it's going to be detrimental to your wellbeing to come out, then perhaps don't. Otherwise I'd say go for it, but it doesn't sound like your parents are going to be receptive/supportive regardless. You never quite know, though. Don't commit suicide OP. Too many dead queer youth wanted you to be happy. <3
>>28797639
so why did you want them in the first place to know, if you knew what was at stake ?
Will you go to college or university anytime soon ?
If not, your only way out is to find a job, learn a trade, etc. to get money and move out.
Once you have that independence, the gamble isn't as high anymore.
You just gotta hold out a few more years and make it your absolute goal to get out of that hell. Channel your hate and anger for them into making it out of there.
>>28797325
>Have they ever told you that it would be alright if you were gay?
This is so sad since my parents told me, but I'm totally non gay.
>>28797730
>>28797741
they lock me inside the house, i have been homeschooled since i was 5 years old,they cant be bothered teaching me so the just lock me in my room with a computer, i havent been out in months
the only socializing i do is on 4chan, my favourite board is this one as i can relate to you guys
what is it with homosexuals making it a personal holiday and landmark telling their parents they like getting fucked in the butt?
I never came out to my parents that I'm a breast-kinda guy, and that chestlets are dealbreakers. Because it is unnecessary and weird.
You are either a fool who has bought into mainstream memes of making a culture and identity out of sodomy, or you really do confirm what we know about homosexuals: that they are pathological narcissists.
>>28797273
How do you know you're gay and not bi?
>>28797835
I'm obviously reluctant to ask this, but, is there an IRL-friend that you could possibly confide in about this? Instead of your insubordinate parents. It might make you feel better, and could help you make strides towards more readily embracing your sexuality.
>>28797916
i see it happen alot on the internet, i though it was normal for gays to come out to their parents
>>28797936
they dont let me out of the house or meet other people
>>28797835
>have kid
>tell state i'm homeschooling him
>dad can i come out to eat?
>no!
>lock him in his room
>give him a computer
>go drink alcohol entire night
>>28797916
Because, for most the sane people anyway, it's more about not having to lie to parents anymore about why you haven't had a girlfriend yet or why you never talk about girls. It's still a controversial and uncomfortable topic, and establishing it with your family and trying to open up to them is a sign of trust.
My family has accepted it, my parents are still awkward discussing it, but whatevs
>>28797835
i am going out on a limp here and say they actively tried to steer you away from any society, so that they would not lose control over your outcome, as many religious people sadly tend to do.
In that case, what little you have left of yourself, namely your computer, will be taken if you actively steer against their course(coming-out).
Don't do it, they won't listen to you and you will suffer a lot more.
Look man, i don't want to harm you or get off to seeing someone powerless, but this is fucked up. You need a way to get out there (job or college) or you will one day of abuse or sucide.
If they locked you in, they most likely won'T want to let you go without a fight. So either prepare for that mentally in the time it takes to find a job or realize, ther eis no fight left in you anymore and die.
Someday you must make the choice, it is up to you.
>>28798001
>i see it happen alot on the internet
Found your problem friendo
>>28797273
Don't. Wait until you move out. If you can't wait then you aren't gay you're just a faggot.
>>28797273
Here's a tip: kill yourself.
Kill yourself you degenerate faggot.
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>>28798001
Yeah, it is pretty normal. But you seem to think they may react unfavourably, and giving your present living arrangements / lifestyle it's probably not ideal to come out at this present point in time. I'd like to be able to encourage you and say it's a good idea, but I certainly have my reservations.
As the other anon (essentially) said, focus your energies on/towards getting the hell out of home and into some independent housing. However possible.
>>28797419
Enjoy being abandoned and hated, queer
>>28798010
they still feed me, mostly ready meals but every friday they let me eat a few slices of pizza from a local pizzeria
>>28798030
there is no way im getting out ill probably just kill myself, coming out to my parents was a stupid idea anyway
>>28798031
the internet is the only interaction to the outside world i get
>>28798052
>>28798064
>>28798084
these posts are not funny and just make me feel worse
>>28797835
That sounds like abuse desu
>>28798108
Anon, do you have ANY contact with the outside world other than your computer?
>>28798108
You should feel bad, You coming out is going to make your parents hate you, stop craving attention and keep it bottled up you homo
>>28797568
Are we talking about a one-to-one relationship or indiscriminate hookups so you can get dope?
If the former, it is what it is and perhaps due to the person you are with. Next person may be different.
If the latter, I hope your parents disown you.
>>28797657
Fucking kek
I burst out laughing
>>28798136
i used to go to a homeschooling club but my parents took me out when they realised there was a muslim kid there
>>28797633
Celibate, yes that's it, and join the priesthood. How could they complain?
>>28797639
> they always beat me if i dont do what they say
then don t tell them, stupid cunt. Get a job and leave the fugg out
>>28798121
Ugh, I actually feel super-sorry for this kid, this is dreadful.
>>28798108
I wish I could help more anon.
Your best hope of getting out of there might initially involve a call to social services.
>>28797273
You got a tough road ahead lad. I did the same wit me mum n' dad just recently. Dad walked in on me n' my m8 Nigel bare arsed and wouldn't believe me when I said we was jus two chaps havin a laugh. Mum says she doesn't liek the thought of me snoggin blokes but if I prefer knobs to faffers thats my business
>>28798188
do you guys even read my posts? my parents are very controlling and dont let me out of the house
>>28798184
Your parents are based
>>28797835
What parents have to lock their robot kid in their room with a computer?
>>28797273
Seems like in 90% cases, father hates/secretly resents you while mother doesnt particularly cares about coming out of closet.
>>28798202
Is this post a hyperbole of british people?
>>28798149
Stop bullying OP anon. He's obviously gettingbutthurt by it.
>>28798213
How old are you? And if you don't get out of the house, how do you know you aren't just fetishizing?
>>28798213
Leave when they're not around, steal everything not nailed down, pawn it and never go back.
>>28798191
i dont own a phone so i cant call social services or police
>>28798224
they clearly dont want me so they lock me in my room to keep me out of the way when they have guests over
>>28798263
im 16, im not going to come out to my parents as i realised it was a bad idea
>>28798213
Anon you need help. I don't know if you have an access to the phone, but the fact that your parents literally lock you up and beat you is fucked up. You need to call social services or the police.
Also ignore the guys shitting on you for being gay. You can't help being gay and there's nothing wrong with it. However you shouldn't come out to your parents, since I feel like it will go very wrong and there is no one to help you.
Also, do you have siblings and do they receive the same treatment?
>>28798275
> i cant call social services or police
You have a computer so maybe skype?
This kid has quite the imagination.
>>28798275
Underageb& when?
Originality
>OP could easily contact the fbi using his computer and get help
>all these gullible fags pumping him the attention he's craving
lel
>>28798285
i cant get help because the lack of phone, all i have is a laptop and bed
i am a only child
>>28798321
Just download some pedo porn. That'd bring in the law
>>28798215
once upon a time
>be in daycare
>be muslim
>day 9/11
>see 2 plane crash building
>say allhu akbar
>blow up entire daycare
the end
>>28798259
>>28798188
>>28798170
>>28798084
>>28798064
>>28798052
You people are being genuinely fucking awful.
I don't know why but I feel like this poor and genuinely oppressed child is at breaking point and is actually worthy of the communities sympathy here.
>>28797273
OP, I wish you all the very best of luck. I hope you can hang in there dude. I'd give you a hug if I could.
>>28797639
I'll be your bf and protect you
>>28798357
Shut the fuck up you fag enabler.
>>28798321
Maybe it is fake but it's not unbelievable that there are crazies that lock their kids up. And him not contacting the FBI is not weird either, many victims let themselves be abused even if an option for help is available.
The only thing really fishy in this story is that his parents allow him internet access.
>>28798311
He's probably just scared as shit, dude.
>>28798357
>implying anyone should care what happens to degenerate faggots
>>28798348
Look up the police department in your vicinity and they could have a way of being contacted online.
>>28798357
I was sincere with my post about anons stop bullying the OP. I actually do feel real bad and can empathize with overbearing and controlling parents. It's actually why I'm a robot.
I used laughter to hide my sadness.
>>28798375
Some anon's really need to move into the 21st century. Or even the 20th.
>>28797615
What isn't a metaphor for penis though? It seems like every word can be used as an euphemism for penis...
please stop posting hate , i am not doing this for attention, i am doing this for help, if you really believed i was just doing it for attention you shouldnt be giving me attention
OP your choice will upset your parents you selfish shithead
>>28798434
>LE CURRENT YEAR XD
Seriously, just fucking kill yourself you hedonistic degenerate faggot.
>>28798321
It's really not easy when it's all you know. Think of OP like a boiling frog about to reach it's death.
>>28798445
apple? no, thats what i fucking thought
Honestly I think you'd get better advice on /adv/ or /lgbt/ than /r9k/.
>>28798465
Nothing screams "I fucking love penis!" like owning apple products tho
>>28798449
I love you man. I'm usually a pretty cold individual but my heart actually bleeds for you. I really hope you can get some help.
>>28798498
thanks man, im trying to get rid of the suicidal thoughts
>>28798459
What's wrong, where you touched in your special place by your uncle?
What's wrong with you if he's a fag? Either way he's not going to get laid, just like the rest of us. He's probably more of a robot than you are.
>>28798445
Males obsess over penises, that's for sure.
>>28798492
book? yea thats fucking right bitch
>>28798449
Look man, for your own sake, stay in the closet. It won't benefit you in anyway to tell them. If anything, they will just make your life more miserable and life will be more difficult.
Start prison lifting and slowly try to get a job. Come out as a gay after you stop becoming dependent on them. They obviously have fucking issues.
>>28798511
Don't. Just kill yourself please.
>>28798275
Don't somebody come check your house like a teacher or somebody around school district to make sure your parents are teaching you properly
>>28798498
>I'm usually a pretty cold individual
>>28797502
>People don't "come out" to their parents as BDSM fetishists.
Totally different, anon.
Coming out to your parents is you declaring to them that you're not straight and that you'll never have a wife (or husband if lesbian) and that they shouldnt expect you to.
Being into BDSM is something they dont need to know.
>>28798549
>9gag
fuck off
>>28798512
>getting your ass drilled by a cock is '''getting laid''
Also, stop with "lmao u just hate faggots because you were raped as a child xdd" psychology bullshit.
>>28798560
it represents your faggot statement tho
When op is a faggot
>>28798484
I think this guys right.
>>28798511
If you want/need someone to talk to at any stage, you can add me on Skype. It's 7am and I haven't slept yet, but I'm still willing to chat.
>>28798449
Just know that whatever you do, this place will accept you
>>28798561
Then why are you so against homosexuality? And call having anal sex whichever way you want to, it doesn't change the fact that OP is a pure virgin hence a robot, so he shouldn't be shooed away by some idiot getting triggered.
>>28798516
Books are quite phallic. After reading the thickest book, one feels pleasure for taking in all that (genetic) information.
>>28797568
>>28797568
Then get your bitch ass outta here this is 4chan you expect us to be nice you retarded faggot
>>28798108
>the internet is the only interaction to the outside world i get
That's the trouble, so you can tell your parents you have fallen victim to internet pedos.
On the internet, there will be constant porn pop-ups one of which you will eventually click on. There you learned how to masturbate, and were encouraged to practice prostate massage. From there it is an easy step to convince an innocent child that has only limited access to the real world that he is gay and will be forever.
>>28798627
You really want to drive this poor kid to suicide, don't you
>>28797273
Yeah, don't. My parents kicked me out and wrote me out of the will. Am currently homeless on the other side of the country (Portland). Just fucking kill me
>>28798648
Flower, printer, carpet, attic, pie
>>28797273
just hang yourself with a dildo in your ass and save yourself some shame
Yeah stick your dick in your asshole and get an erection based purely in willpower, then run into the dining room while your parents have guests over and scream:
>'THIS IS HOW I TRULY FEEL'
Then fling shit out of your asshole using only your erection, then use the goatse as a KO.
This is guaranteed to work and help any parents become more accepting of who you truly are.
>>28798744
Flowers are used for the sole purpose of convincing a female to play with a penis. A printer is loaded with reams of paper and people can ream vaginas with their penis. SHAG carpet, people SHAG with their penises. The attic is where many fathers hide their porno mags and touch their penises. The movie where that kid fucks a pie with his penis.
Op, I know this doesn't mean much from a stranger on the internet, but you can talk to me if you want.
>>28798721
How the hell did you get on the other side of the country anon?
>>28797639
Calling bait with that image & response. Sorry OP.
>>28797273
Don't
ever
>i am the pepe master (349)
please do, they won't judge
>>28798927
I biked. Not even joking. It took me 2 and a half months
>>28798838
Curry, winter, hoop earring, davenport
>>28798985
Jesus.. wow.
How did you not get raped or murdered on your way there? What did you do for food? What do you plan to do now?
I never told my parents that I like pussy, why do faggots have to make such a big deal out of everything? Unless you are trying to fuck your parents they don't care
>>28799129
Because parents want to know what their kids like? (most of them, at least). They want to know if they should expect you to have a girlfriend one day or not. Or kids.
Coming out as gay is needed because people automatically assume you're straight so you have to let them know that this is not the case.
Straights dont have to come out or make anything special about it because everyone assumes you're straight already.
So check your straight privilege.
^^ Yep. True under every single circumstance.
>>28799129
>>28799085
Curry people rape europeans with their penises. In winter your little guy shrinks due to the cold. Prostitutes are known suckers of penises and are also known wearers of hoop earrings. Davenport, IA is a city located in the quad cities. Penises are located in between your quads.
Try not being gay that should work.
>>28799190
Cream, hot dog, shaft, lollipop, wiener
>>28799164
>>>>triggeerreedd
>>28799228
You have finally stumped me.
>>28798028
>but whatevs
you confirm everything I know about your kind.
>>28798001
They will try to get you 'conversion therapy'. First become independent, get a husband or bf and then let them know.
>>28799164
Gays aren't the only ones who struggle with this you know. There are straight people too who for any number of reasons will not have a wife or provide their parents with grandchildren, and they have to explain something of this to their parents as well.
See: Wizard.
