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>chris chan has a waifu now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79BLVp5p0Y
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Degenerate piece of shit, in the future in the year of singularity when me and my bots take over the world I will not only rule over you shit heads but I will get rid of this degeneracy
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>nothing wrong with that!
Nobody says this unprompted if they believe it.

He has been acting slightly less retarded and angry since trannying out (barring his pepperspray incident) and has even begun to articulate more while speaking. Maybe he actually has the dysphoria.
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Reminder that Chris Chan stores his sperm in the freezer to impregnate himself when science allows it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw
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He's the gift that keeps on giving.
Just when you think you've witnessed the heights of insanity he smashes through that glass ceiling.
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Reminder: Chris-chan is no longer a virgin
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I want to squeeze those titties.
I hope he doesn't stuff.
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>>28795911
>those kooky japs finally find some way to put functioning wombs in men
>Chris Chan has a little Chris Chan out of his tomboi pu$$i
>every generation has one, and they get increasingly mutated from all the recessive genes
>CWCki culture evolves into a cult, and then a legitimate religion hellbent on preserving and recording their immortal godking
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>white people

Truly the most degenerate race.
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Chris-Chan, the endpoint of all NEETs everywhere.
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>>28796025

Here he is being sexy. Cock teasing with tits and ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUJkgbwn8gU
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>>28795806
>long saga of chris chan
>years and years of unbelievable shit
>what the fuck is wrong with chris chan?
>plot twist: he's a woman!

it's like bad writing
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>>28795745

CWC is back baby!
>That fucking room
>Having a body pillow
This is fucking great!
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>>28796470

But he's a "woman" now I can help but feel disgusted watching those videos. It was charming back then now it's puke inducer
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Christine Weston Chandler (ne Christopher) has had one hell of a ride. Just like any other robot he deserves some happiness, hope this new body pillow helps him get there
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Why hasn't the transgender activists latched onto CWC yet? For all the bullying he got, he seems like the perfect martyr to show how misogynistic the internet is or something.
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>Tfw autistic and trans
>Tfw constantly assumed to be CWC 2.0 on 4chan.
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>>28796571
Because CWC is unappealing.
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>>28795745

He couldn't find a boyfriend free gf, so he became one
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>>28796571
Someone should make this happen.
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how is he doing btw?
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>>28796661
He's still in prison
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Does he even have a job
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>>28796713
why he is in prison???
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>>28796713
haha why?

fukken lol
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>>28796732

He is trying to make a deal with SEGA. Selling his Sonichu concept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
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>>28795745
This fucking creep .

Especially because of his secret fetish to be trans in order to get a girlfriend.

>is 30+
>randomly decides to "transition"

cancer.
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>>28796743
>>28796753
I think I recall it was because he was caught with CP.
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>>28795806
I don't believe it. He's autistic, unstable and how can he possibly come to that conclusion. From what I know he just uses his moms estrogen gel and probably doesn't see a doctor for this shit.
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>>28796470
>Having a body pillow
W-what is wrong with having a body pillow?
Asking for a friend.
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>>28796743
>>28796753
He got caught with CP by the FBI. He's been in prison since 2012.
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>>28796803
Nope, he assaulted a gamestop manager with pepperspray after being caught re-coloring Sonic promotional material to have tan arms
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>>28796545
This isn't facebook you know.
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>>28796848
Talking about Thad, not Chris-chan
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>40 years
>18 before parole

Whats up shit sisters?
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>>28796777
>reduce your dating pool to 2% of the population
>half of lesbians don't even like trannies
I never get this argument levelled against transbians
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>>28796582
Are you at least somewhat passing and preventing your face from sporting a 5 o' clock shadow? Do you keep to yourself and avoid giving people reasons to milk your autism and bully you?

If yes to either of those, you are not CWC 2.0
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>>28796777
Major jelly that he's more popular than you and will be immortalized forever.

Nice trips
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>>28796844
>the cwcki is down and I can't prove that you're lying
god damn it fuck I am so mad right now
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>>28796828
>doesn't see a doctor for this shit
Well you don't need to, especially if you're taking weak as fuck herbs/chems to change your hormonal levels. Saves a lot of money too.
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;w; I was just joking lol
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>>28796849
tee hee, you silly boybots are so cute when you meme
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>>28795745
I read about that dakimakura on CWCki.
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>>28796878
because he bought into the turn into a girl meme and girls will swoon over me

>>28796890
thanks. :^)
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>>28796947
>>28796877
>This guy was allowed near children
He looks like he fucking reeks
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>>28796877
holy shit is that what he got?
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>>28796877
I only hope that his little sister can recover and grow knowing that this freak is locked away, and by Jesus' grace, raped himself for the better part of the rest of his life
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>>28797059
http://fox43.com/2016/04/26/columbia-man-to-serve-up-to-40-years-for-abuse-of-pre-teen-girl/
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>>28796767
Why hasn't SEGA or Nintendo gone after him yet for copyright infringement? Slap him with charges already. This isn't some innocent little fantasy anymore. He's selling amiibos covered in Crayola modeling clay online to people pathetic enough to indulge Chris in his delusions.
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>>28797152
>>28796877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADcRThKKqQ

You guys are just jealous you'll never make music as good as his.
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>>28797135

That guy is beyond insane but his little sister probably love him more than anything and she's missing him man she wasn't suffering at all kids don't know any better she grow up along him, there's nothing to recover about.
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>>28797245

He was an artist too.

Truly a free mind.
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>>28797242
>Sending your multi-million dollar lawyers to beat up an autistic kid
You sir are a publicity expert
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Persecution of confused transgender ;w;
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>>28797284
>that cat with giant claws
well, I mean that is kind of kewl, maybe I misjudged this man based on his sexual proclivities
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>>28795745
What's the waifu's name?
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>>28797357
I do believe it was Julay
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>>28797315
Worse things have happened anon

http://www.digitaltrends.com/music/675000-music-piracy-fee-stands-as-supreme-court-passes-on-case/#:ImWRYp8vxNgpCA
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>>28797350

Mostly his mother's fault for producing him. They kept him on drugs and in seclusion. The only person who didnt treat him with this preconcieved notion of him being broken was his half sister.

Unfortunately, he made the mistake of falling in love with her and given his impulse control and depression, lead to think that he could do it.
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>>28797417

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2kr9W_oH64

Here he is in 2010, almost normal...... IF ONLY WE KNEW
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>>28797417
That guy's teeth is literally why I brush my teeth every day.
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>>28797449

At the same time your teeth would look like that too if you played with shit and rubbed it in your mouth too. That nigga is fking nasty.
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>>28796908
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He has nothing to do with the cwcki.

https://www.bop.gov/inmateloc/
Search for inmate number 46844-039
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>>28797449

He had bad genes and drank soda all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v12maPn7a4U

This is 2010, so pretty much disintegrated his mouth in 4 years
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>>28797441
there's an amber alert, in my heart
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for ants, but he was normal looking a few years ago
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>>28797520
let's throw him a welcome back party
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>>28795791
I'll side with Chris-chan and fight your shitty singularity with supreme degeneracy
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>>28796571
because he is undeniably mentally ill and they dont want people to make the connection
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>>28796908
they are talking about thad not chris.
thad is a whole other kind of autism
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>>28797591
That is not Chris Chan
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>>28799274
It's Nick Bate and that's who he was talking about. We all know what Chris Chan looked like as a kid
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>>28795745
what age is this guy? He looks fucking awful. And how much is a body pillow that he still needs donations for food?
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>>28797417
Is this the guy who masturbated with his shit to try and prove he didn't fuck his sister in the ass?
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Man what voyage for chris,

Is he the ultimate boss of humanity?

He would probably be the reason why aliens go nuclear on us if they see whe have that fucked genetic potential.

He always gives, just when you think he would stop he comes back a gives ever greater,.

can't wait when feminism makes him a saint.
just can't wait. he will have lots of money to spend on lego to cum
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>>28795745
How'd he get out of going to prison or some mental hospital?
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>>28795745
What ever happened to Kimmi and Officer Nasty
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CWC is unintentionally the greatest performance artist in history.

He has explored and exposed the darkest parts of growing up an awkward male in the western society better than anything before or after it. This rejection of his male persona for a female one is the ultimate in that narrative, and the waifu is just another step.

He's also unbelievably entertaining, insane and strange. He is like a car crash in slow motion, being described by an alcoholic preteen.

I wouldn't be surprised if CWC becomes a topic of deep academic study in the future by sociologists, media students, psychologists, etc. His entire life is genuinely fascinating, unbelievably well-documented, and truly illuminating.
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>>28802937
He's going to have a huge funeral when he dies. I bet even Liquid Chris and Bluespike will be there.
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>>28796470
i want sakura to deny all my orgasms and cuckold me
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I've only heard brief mentions of this guy. Is he for real or is this just a comedy bit?
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>>28803625
Wew lad. You really don't know huh? Start off by reading his page on ED. And say goodbye to the next few weeks of your life.
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>>28803697

Sounds good, I'll check it out. Thanks, anon.
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Chris chan will become a chaos lord just you wait
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>Begs for money because he's low on mcbucks
>Buys a daki pillow
>Buys a PS4
>Continues to buy legos, amiibos, etc.
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>>28795745
>I need donations for food, guys.
>Room filled with toys and video games

Oh Chris Chan.

How the fuck did this guy manage to survive for this long?
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Can't believe he's excited for Uncharted
>I will NEVER be able to go back to a time where I liked every game I played no matter how bad it is
I envy that about him

He needs a garage sale though
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There are people ITT that relate more to Chrischan than they want to and there's nothing wrong with that!
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>>28804703
chris chan is another level entirely
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>>28804691
It's the autism he has. It captures you in that state of perpetual childhood bliss and ignorance where everything was new and exciting.
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>>28796767
Wtf listen to all of those insane delusional demands
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>>28795745
>tfw too poor for a daki
Also, I don't think I could hide it
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>>28795745
I don't want to be mean to the guy. But what even made him think he could look like a girl. He's not just untidy and overweight. If he got his act together girls would be interested in him. Is it pure loneliness?
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>>28804691
>>28805091
Wait is Uncharted really that bad? I've never played any of them before and was gonna play it over the long weeekend
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>>28795745
godspeed, Chris chan

godspeed
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>>28800964
He's 34 years old.
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>>28795745
>This is my.. Whyfoooo

Jesus Christ man. If Bob saw this, what would he think?
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