>Just give me your facebook anon, then we can chat!
>You have facebook, right?
>posting the inferior 3D version
Please don't post that disgusting shit again
LOLLLLLLLLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I approached one girl at stuedent caffeteria, 10/10, she was giving me the looks.
I ask her for her numbuh! and she says: Do you have fb? Im like: Id rather number I dont use fb very much.
Shes like: Facebook. Im like: NUMBAH!
She's like fb!!!! Im like: okay nevermind.
True story.
Fb is all lies, I dont want to be judged by her seeing I have 40 friends on fb.
Makes sense to accept coffee with me right? Youd better meet a person on a date right?
But nooooooooooo.... Bitches wanna cut corners.
Her loss.
*sobs in corner.
Is people still using fb?
I deleted my facebook like 8 years ago and it's still as popular today and then. When will this die?
Nope. Deleted my Facebook. Fuck of dumb whore.
I'd mutter something about "cuckerberg" under my breath and she'd hear me
>>28795079
no i dont have a facebook you degenerate cunt and i would never talk with a used good like you
shit, woman really are animals
>never got into facebook assuming it would die in a year or two
>its only gotten bigger
feel like i really fucked that one up
>>28795286
5 years for me. Not gonna use it, desu.
>>28795320
this got me, props anon
>>28795079
Yeah. I log in whenever I'm edging from whacking it to porn and click on a random pic of some chick I know and then ejac.
>>28795331
Facebook getting big is just because of old people not using it until recently to be able to look at pictures of their grandkids and people trying to sell shit from pyramid scheme companies
>going to university
>want to make friends
>hate facebook
will I have to give in and join? I too was patiently waiting for the fad to end but it just gets stronger
>Make a facebook 6 or 7 years ago
>forget about it in a month
>Make a facebook 2 or 3 years ago, want to actually use it
>forget about it the next week
Just too much work, desufampai.
>>28795079
Facebook is not that bad. I just unfollow/unfriend the people who post really stupid things constantly.
You can shill for Trump and trigger everybody's eye balls with Pro-Trump articles and memes. What's not to love?
>get facebook in late 2006
>think it's going to be a fad and not last as long as myspace
>don't delete it
>still on it every day
>really only use it for news, and liking acquaintances' and family's stuff
>rarely use it for setting up times to hang out with acquaintances or family or for having any meaningful conversations or whatever
i'm pretty sure i'm keeping my Facebook out of routine more than anything, as i'm just as well off without it
>bitches asking you if you have Facebook in 2016
No. They ask for Snapchat, Twitter, or Kik now.
>Their face when I don't use any of that shit but have a normiebook with no Instagram
>>28795197
Everyone hides their friends list on FB. Only mutual friends are shown.
>>28796370
Why do people do this? what is the benefit?
>girl asks if I have facebook
>say I don't but I have a diaspora it's better because freedoms
>she just looks at me
>>28795079
no, what IRC server you on? I also use XMPP + OTR if you use that
>>28796425
Makes it harder for you to be doxxed by going on your page and just scouring your friend's list until you find the parent's page with no privacy settings enabled.
>>28796495
Okay maybe I'm naive, but how does finding a parent's facebook page serve as a security risk for you?
>>28796573
>Parent has no privacy settings on
>Parent posts about your location, activities, pictures of you from childhood, etc and never makes any of the posts private
>Someone finds parent
>Suddenly all my hidden information is visible right there on my mother's Facebook page because she never stops posting
>>28796705
i just went to some girls face with some of her parents post being publec till yesterday, it's all private now ;_;
>>28796705
>>28797481
it may even be you ;_; I just want to fap in peace
>>28796142
Nah, most people seem to use apps on the phone or just text
>>28795079
Yeah, sure. A facebook account is just my name, right? A. nonny moose. Go home and type that in your goggles and I'll pop right up.
Cunt.
