>"ummm uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon?"
because you're not old enough yet
>>28793027
What the hell is this chicks problem?
>>28793027
because i raped and killed her
My nieces actually are starting to nag me about it. There's not much I can respond with, really.
>>28793027
because im socially retarded
>>28793027
Luckily I only have nephews. I'll straight up tell them roasties gonna roast
>>28793092
Just say you're gay
Because I rather fuck whores than pay alimony.
I'm completely ready to be the weird and silly uncle.
>>28793547
They'd probably try to hook me up with someone.
>>28793027
You know your mom's a heroin addict right? Fuck off