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>tfw 25 years old and a virgin I never thought it would actually
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>tfw 25 years old and a virgin
I never thought it would actually come to this.
When I was 20 I thought it would happen any moment.
Now it's 5 years later
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>No replies
>Nobody cares about me
>If I would be that right now, no one would even notice and/or care
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>tfw 25 years old and no real friends
>just the one friend who has opposite interests to you and doesn't respect you well
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28 years old here, and I'm not even bad looking. Just socially retarded + I don't go out frequently.
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Same anon. I just turned 25.
I've come to realize I will never be over my sexual hang ups or insecurities.
I"m just gonna lift and mire myself in the mirror. Then hopefully die.
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>>28792672
Get a pizza and scarf it down.

Go out there and casually mention sex like a creep whenever possible.

Get toasted by a roastie
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>>28792672
>>28793731
>>28793827

must be horrible to watch porn and not understand the feeling

or even a movie when the topic comes up
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Should have gone to college
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>>28792672
I will turn 25 this year, same as you OP, but I do not fear the darkness, I embrace it.
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Just women's way of telling you guys you are not needed and humanity would be better off without you. Nothing personnel kid.
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I don't understand how anyone could be a virgin without trying/being deformed.
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>>28793827
a-are you me

At least we don't look like shit body-wise ahahah

end me
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30 wizard here. i have degenerated into kek-worship, 2d dating and spending 90% of my free time on the internet (rest 10% is eating, hygiene or walking around the house). i don't like bragging, but i really think that i do not look very ugly.

>>28793912
by not having any good reason to go outside you fucking normie
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>>28792672
>When I was 20 I thought it would happen any moment.

yep. when you're young you're naive and you just think its only a matter of time and the older you get the sooner it will happen. Its got to happen right because how unlikely is it to still be a virgin past 21? Well it doesn't work like that.

When you pass your mid teens and you're still a virgin, you're a bit disappointed and a little down about it, but hey there's always those last couple of years of school, you might get a girlfriend, and there's prom night and celebrations when you graduate right?

Then you finish school and you're still a virgin. Maybe you're 18 or 19. You feel embarrassed and kind of depressed, but you can still lose your virginity before you turn 20 right? It's only a matter of time now.

The panic and despair will have set in by about 23.

Basically, nothing happens on time just because its "supposed" to happen because thats when it happens for everyone else. You either fit the prerquisites everyone else does to lose their virginity or get a girlfriend or you simply don't. Nobody cares, there's no providence directing your life so that it goes on the track that a normal person in your society's life should go. If your genes, upbringing and environment don't steer your life in that track, you either make things happen or they just never happen for you. The only saving grace is luck, and I don't think anyone here has much of that.

In a way though, things do happen when they're supposed to. Its just that people like us aren't supposed to make milestones and pass rites of passage at the same time most people do.
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>>28793855
I have a onahole. Closest thing I'll get to it.
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>>28793876
>went to collage from 18-24
>still KV

Ayyy...

>>28793912
Easy, I was being myself.
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>>28792672
>t. all i care about is sex and I'm really just a worthless pile of shit.

Shut the fuck up. I'm tired of seeing all these threads bait or retarded. I don't even know.
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>>28793912

living the NEET life and not having a social circle. No girl is going to walk into your house and fuck you. Even if you go out a lot, and I mean go out at night to the appropriate venues and approach women, it will still take ages before you get laid, like years.
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>>28794186

where do you live that it would take years to get laid?
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>>28792672
I think it's important to join in with these threads every now and again. I look at those around me in real life and get down thinking about how I must be the only person out there who is still a virgin. At least I'm not alone.
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>>28794158
Did you go to CC? If you went to university and didn't get laid you probably never will
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>>28792672

25 year old virgin here too

And to make matters worse im gonna be in utah for a month maybe more. I dont know if its easy to meet girls there either
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>>28794237

if you go out by yourself or with a shitty wingman and don't approach enough it will take years no matter where you live.

If you've got a group of socially well adjusted friends to go out with yeh its not going to take you years to get laid with somebody you don't know, but other then that its extremely difficult to get anywhere with cold approach even for very good looking guys
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>year of the Lord 2016
>still caring about 3d
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>>28794324
Why don't you just get Tinder or some shit?
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>>28792672
>>28792754
>>28792970
>>28793731
>>28793827
>>28793879
>>28794056
>>28794092
>>28794136
>>28794158
>>28794186
FUCK
A
HOOKER

STOP PUTTING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
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>>28794379
>but muh supreme love of my life waifu that I need to wait for will arrive any minute now mang! True love exists nigga I know it will come my way

Not even joking. Every time I suggest to someone on this board to see a hooker their response is basically this.
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Hello there.
I am 26 and I am still a social outcast.
Few weeks ago I had walk and looked at all normies around me. They were all beying social, laugh, It made me sick in stomach.
I am in constant state of anxiety.
My mom begged me on her knees to get friends, with tears in her eyes.

In work I dont talk to anyone.
Barely scraping by to afford shit life.

I noticed I went full escapism mode (basement dweller with piss bottles), before parents kicked me out.


I ask myself, why the apathy, why I am not trying to integrate to society, that I hate to the bone.

As a hobby I buy rice in bulk and store it in sealed bottles for times of happening.

I know the happening will probably never come.
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>>28792672
Wtf, lookng at autists just like you make me scared. I'm going to dating sites immediately.
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>>28794347

>>28794347

I tried OKcupid and the results were so dissapointing and dismal its scared me away from any form of online dating.

Is tinder any different?

Going out is actually fun too. There's a sense of anticipation and that anything could happen (nothing rarely ever happens but when you start going out it feels like anything could be possible) and you get drunk
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>>28794579

just go out by yourself and drink. I've seen old, fat guys in clubs by themselves dancing and having a good time. You're young so you can get away with a lot
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>>28794435
Yup these guys are all virgins not because they are ugly, short or whatever but because they are nice guy romantics who take dating advice from their mum. I fucked hookers then used the gained confidence to fuck girls for free.
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>>28794092
>tfw this describes my thought process perfectly
Up until 14 or 15 I always thought I'd lose my virginity when I wad 15 since I was 9 or 10.
After going 5 years it didn't happen.

Then I realized 15 was kinda ridiculous, but surely 16. And then I started getting serious.
Then I went all out after I turned 17, till the end of the year when I got seriously depressed about it. Then I graduated and essentially gave up and stopped trying.

And now I'll be 20 soon.
Yeah I can't see it ever happening now unless it's 10 years from now and 30yr olds start hounding me to settle down or all that stuff /r9k/ said will happen then, or I go to a prostitute, or I rape someone.
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>>28794762
fuck off normie
robots don't have sex because they don't care anymore
we're just waiting for out deaths
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>>28794379
It's illegal here senpie
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>>28794276
Cuny
And I commuted so I never experienced dorm life.
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>>28794379
> FUCK A HOOKER

I would if they were priced fairly. Pussy is not worth 200 an hour, at most 50, and for that I expect a tier 1 hottie who's really active. An ugly whore who just lies there like a fish is worth 20/h.
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If you're a virgin past 20 you don't even deserve to be alive
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>>28794860
so why don't you just fuck a prostie to see what sex feels like at least?
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>>28794817

just start going out and approaching women and if it hasn't happened by 22 go to a prostitute. This is coming from a 26 year old who didn't lose my virginity till last year. I wish I had of gone to a prostitute when I was 19 but I would have never been able to do it. But when I was 22, my friend had gotten into the habit of visting prositutes and he wanted me to go on my 22nd birthday. We went to the brothel but I didn't go through with it. I wish I had of.

Think about it like this. If you had to lose your virginity to a hooker would you rather lose it at 19 or 30? So maybe you should just go to a hooker now anon. I don't see whats wrong or shameful about going to a prostitute when you're 20, even if you have to do it to lose your virginity. It's still socially acceptable to lose your virginity at 20 and to be wild when you're that young
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27 here. Didn't think it was even possible. I thought it was all just a meme. "What kind of pathetic loser can't lose his virginity by at least 30. Hahaha." But the joke was on me.
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>>28795026
Whats that pic from? Origginalllll
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Don't give up guys. I'm 25 and got my first girlfriend this year
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I have an unopened Durex condom pack that my friend bought for me for my 18th birthday back in the day. Every year before summer I open the drawer where they are and think "this year it will happen I know it" and ofcourse nothing happened.

Yesterday I opened the drawer again. The condoms actually expired. I didn't even know they could expire.
Real robot defining moment that was
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>>28795160
>I didn't even know they could expire.
Fucking kek. You're beyond hope
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>>28794874
>>28794934
Fair enough if you're American but Euros have no excuse. I fuck for the 30 pounds sterling ($44)
>>28795160
What did your friend say?
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>>28795246
>I fuck for the 30 pounds sterling ($44)
wtf how? my coworker told me prosties are 80 pounds here.
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>people who average dicks still complain about never fucking a woman
At least you got a chance
My game was rigged from the start
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>>28795266
80 for an hour
40-60 for half
30 for 15 mins
you only need 15 mins
ergo hookers cost 30
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>>28795301

If I'm going to lose it to a hooker, of course I'm getting an hour with GFE and cuddles.

> 80 quid
> not overpriced
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>>28794379
I don't put pussy on a pedestal. I don't even care at this point to be honest, I cared when I was 18 or 20. Now if I met someone in my normal life and she wants to fug so be it, but I don't obsess over it. I'm not fucking Elliot Rodger.
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>No replies
>Nobody cares about me
>If I would be that right now, no one would even notice and/or care

You only noticed that now? It's the cold hard truth of life, mate. The sooner you accept it, the better for you in the long run. Men are disposable. In about 5-10 years, provided you manage to secure a job and a steady income for yourself, the society will try to guilt-trip you into "maning up" and marrying some used up roastie whore who wouldn't even look at you now. But you must stay strong, my brother. You must be selfish, just like the roasties are selfish now. ENDURE!!! And YOU will be the one who will be laughing at the normies and Stacies.

Here, have a comfy picture of a nomadic tent I recently saved.
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>>28795246
I haven't spoken with him or that circle of friends for a few years now. And he probably doesn't remember that he bought it, it was just a quick gift from him
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>>28795347
>GFE and cuddles
>with a hooker

Come on robro
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>>28792754
Duh. You are some hypothetical person I give zero shits about, nor does anyone else, really. We are all alone on this planet, and will die alone.
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>>28795444
That looks damn comfy desu senpai
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>>28795547

Kek, that guy was probably 400lbs and a major beta for agreeing to that.
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>>28795547
That's beyond cringe, that's just sad.
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25 khv here. Every waking moment of every single day I think about it. The second I wake up in the morning its all I think about, when I'm at work all day its all I think about, when I go to bed its all I think about before I fall asleep. How did this happen? I'm decent looking and have no gaping flaws, white, upper middle class, healthy, dress nice, in extremely good shape. I guess I'm just terrified of females and intimacy. I'm like 4 years past the point of no return. Even if I lost my virginity right now after I post this, I still would not be happy. All those years of loneliness and no sex down the drain. I've wasted my entire youth.
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>>28794276
>studying sociology
>go to all the lectures
>sit in a corner in the last row
>listen to the lecture
>if someone asks something give one-word response
>leave after lecture

It's not that hard to stay a KV in Uni... y-you normie
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>>28792672

29 year old here. It's been easier to deal with it over the last few years than in my early 20s. You mature, your testosterone levels go down, and you settle into the rhythm of your life. It's bleak, but I compensate by realizing I'm not talented at love and sex.
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The majority of people lose their virginity in their teens, high school age. Half my 20's are gone and I've never even held hands. Do you know how that makes me feel as a person? As a "man"? How do I even walk around with any kind of confidence? I have co workers around my age that are no better looking than me, yet they just fall into relationships. It just "happens". For me, nothing. And I'm not a basement dweller. I go to school, I go to work, I go to the gym, I'm always out. I won't make it to 30 though I refuse to live like that, I'm going to join the 27 club if it doesn't happen. I'm not even scared anymore nothing could be worse than the pain I feel every day. Send me to hell I don't give a fuck at this point I'll be laughing at the devil.
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>>28795986
> a major with 99% women

Bitch please. If you did CS or something with exactly zero girls you'd have a decent excuse.
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>>28796046
do you try at all?
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>>28795889
I like reading posts like this

>22
>KHV
>fit
>attractive

My most glaring f law is being poor, well and social skills and never leaving the house.

Sometimes I think it would be better if I came from a nicer family, these posts assure me, that this is not the case, I was born to be a loser.
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>>28796046

>Do you know how that makes me feel as a person? As a "man"? How do I even walk around with any kind of confidence?

I'm not the generic "women are all sluts" r9k robot, but sex won't solve any of your problems. Don't tie your identity to the will of women. Learn to be at peace with yourself.
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I'm 18, but so damn scared that I'll live into my 20s as a virgin. I've decided to try really hard to get laid at uni in the fall. I'm already feeling the pain, I can't imagine going on like this till 30 or even 25.
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>>28796116
are you fucking retarded?

if someone needs to "try" to get a relationship obviously he never had a chance for one
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>>28796116
>do you try at all
what this actually means:
>have you become desperate yet?

like how hard do you need to be trying for a woman to give you a chance? it's not like she has to commit forever, just one date.
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>>28795026
This made tear. Fuck, who's that man?
To think i'll end up just like that.
Almost 29 years old now.
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>>28796162

Yes it will, the rest of my life is pretty good. I am missing the most important part though, intimacy.
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>>28795588
except all the people who aren't alone and die with friends and family standing around their hospital bed.

Stop with the memes.
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>29
>Tall, 6'4
>Lift, pretty swole, can do 3 plate ATG squat x5. Can do 45lb weighted pullups x5 with longass arms
>Used to have mad acne in early 20s, made me socially withdrawn, now skin is perfect after getting proper medication.
>Have stable prospective career and honours degree in finance, make 65k salary.
>100k+ in the bank, own nice car etc.

Never had the following.
>A gf
>Sex
>A female friend
>A female acquaintance
>Never been kissed
>Never been hugged
>Never held a girls hand
>Never had a full 1 on 1 conversation with a girl

Yet somehow
>Love life
>Love work
>Am happy with my solitude
>Really can't see myself with a wife
>Too much in love with myself
>Jack off every day to H games and anime
>Jack off to my reflection in fhe mirror because I'm so fucking sexy
>Once jacked off and came 5 times in one sitting playing Violated Heroine
>None od my nornie friends have ever had 3+ orgams from a girl or in the same session

Feels good man. But I'm not against the idea of a GF, just I recognise that the type of girl that I could exist with would be so rare that she may as well not exist.

She has to be fit, cute, anime loving antisocial narcissist who loves me as much as herself who has a steady job and career prospects.

Since such a thing doesn't exist I'll happily stick to my gooktoons and love life the way I dreamed of aa a kid.
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>>28796197
>>28796193

Exactly. Like I said, my co workers just fall into relationships like nothing. Also playing girls on the side as well because one tight 18 year old pussy is not enough.
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>>28796193
go and talk, dont try to win over her,entertain yourself and dont use these memorized shitty lines on me again
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>>28796188
The first few weeks are everything. If you don't interact with them all at the beginning, you are basically fucked for the rest of your study
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>>28795026
i was 27 when it happened for me, its not unnatainable. the more you sweat about it the more likely it won't happen tho.
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>>28792672
Same here but who gives a fuck, spend most of m days off listen to Jungle and Hardcore and reading manga, feels good man.
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>>28796337

How did it go? And how did you break the cycle?
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>>28796320
>The first few weeks are everything
Yeah, I've heard that one a lot. Luckily, I'm going to a pre-freshman program during the summer so I get something of a practice run.
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>>28796225

In a similar situation, except shorter and more miserable

>29
>Short, 5'8"
>Lift, pretty swole, visible abs and can do 5-lb weighted pullups 5x5
>Used to have acne in teens and early 20s, made me socially withdrawn, now skin is better after getting proper medication.
>Have stable career and degree in accounting, make 95k salary.
>100k+ in the bank, own nice car etc.

>Never had a gf
>kissed a few girls, even some qt's because I was in the right place at the right time, no indication that any of them actually liked me
>have had sex with a few girls, but they were all either fatties or prostitutes

Unfortunately unlike you I hate life, job is tolerable but I get sick of my solitude. I switch constantly between fantasizing about having a wife but also not thinking I would be able to live with one. Also occasionally jack off to my own image in the mirror tho, no homo.

Honestly thinking about trying to get a mail order bride from eastern europe or south america, where the girls actually respect their husbands and aren't raised to believe femininity is bad.

Most likely I'll just continue wasting my life away in lonely solitude though
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>>28796521
meant to say 50lb weighted pullups, fuck
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>>28796521
>from eastern europe or south america, where the girls actually respect their husbands and aren't raised to believe femininity is bad

You're fucking delusional, all girls under 40 are heavily influenced by Western "values" here (Eastern Europe).
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>>28796521
Yeah man jacking it to my rifles isn't homo. Usually I imagine the girls perspective and how turned on she is by my physique, then I beat off to that thought.

Or I imagine myself in my animes and shit like Tomoko oogling my big dick.


Basically I'm the biggest fucked in the head weeb shit on the planet with a power level off the charts but I hide that shit well. As much as I wouldn't mind having 1000 figurines and body pillows, my room and personal belongings are all super normie and nobody knows just how wacked I am. Most people assume I have a wife or a long term GF. I tell people that I moved cities a lot and always had to break up the relationships. As much as I don't care about women or relationships, people will lose their minds if they find out you're a KV. Usually because sex means so much to them they can't comprehend actually not caring about it.
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>26
>no work experience
>no friends
>never held a hand
I don't know what to do. I'm lost
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>>28792672
I'm about to turn 25 and I'm still a kv.
It's even more sad because I'm bi and couldn't even find a robot to fuck me.
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>>28794579
top tier hobby desu senpai
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>>28795002
nah too prideful senpai
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>23 year old kiss less virgin
>gay
>male
You think being strait is full of cucks. All gay people want is to fuck and have quick flings. Maybe when people are stereotyped for long enough the group starts to act the part. Like Tell someone they are shit all they're lives and they grow up to be shit.
I just want to be loved and to love. I want a relationship and deep meaningful emotional connections. I don't just want to use someone as a fleshlight.
women are brainwashed into being golddiggers and the ones that aren't are in long term relationships cos they know better and as for me all I can find are broken unloyal wastes of people whose only emotional connection goes as deep as your dick.
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Da fuck is wrong with you guys and being afraid of being a virgin. For me the thought never even occurred to me while I was busy living my life and by the time I knew it I was already getting my dick wet. Then again I'm what most of you guys would consider a normie though I'm positively disgusted with people in general. I just know enough to play the part and not be socially awkward.
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Here, Surely you can take 3 hours out of your piss bottle stained bedroom carpet to listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A

Let the Robbot who broke the chains speak for himself and teach some hard truths.
As for any autistics out there He's using metaphors. you know word pictures to make hard things easier to understand. make happy face yes?
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>>28797320

thats exactly why I didn't do it, and I regret not doing it. What you don't understand is that at your age it doesn't matter. You may have to end up doing it anyway or remain a virgin. At what point would you give in? 30? why wait?
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>>28797455
Uhhhh
How are your plants?
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I'll be 27 in July and still a virgin. Don't care anymore desu. Focus on money don't be a neet
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>>28797524
Fucking mouse needs new bateries. It jerked and hilighted the wrong link
HERE YOU GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A

Thanks annon for pointing it out mate
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>>28797594
You fucking with me now?
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>>28797594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-7kwFjfTQ
HERE
WTF Is wrong with this thing Shiiit!
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Get on OK Cupid or some shit retards
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>>28795444
>>28795685
>you will never neet it up with your r9k bros under a desert tent

Just another thing to add to the list of things I'll never do...
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>>28797635

I will try okcupid soon. Wish me luck robros.

> implying I have the courage to message anyone first
> people say the best things come when the girl initiates
> implying any girl will initiate for me

Vyro is a handsome normie, he's posted his okcupid, and he still doesn't have gf, does an average robot have any chance? With trips you can never be sure tho.
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>>28797635
I would, but I'm not white.
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>>28796883
I want to see something like this before I die.
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>>28797702
I set up an okcupid once.

I got 2 replies from women.

One was a legit 0/10 the other was a 2/10

No thanks.
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>>28793912
>without trying
you have to try to have sex normally
a lot of these people are exceptionally lazy
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>>28792672
op im 30 years old

ive never had a girlfriend

but ive hat sex with a philipino prostitute and thai chick back in my days. thise were my first times of having sex. let me tell you, you are not missing much.

dont fret about sex, its a total snorefest. dont fret about relationships, they are nothing more than distractions.

have no shame, and your entire outlook of the eorld will change. for the better.
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>>28792672
when I was 20 I thought it would never happen
4 years later multiple girls are interested in me, but I have intimacy issues
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>>28794950
Because they are scared of pussy
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>>28795002
>if it hasn't happened by 22 go to a prostitute.

Well, to what extent visiting a prostitute could be of any value to an older male virgin is a tricky issue. It depends on why the virgin in question finds himself in his unfortunate state.

If a man is a virgin because he is intimidated by the idea of sex, because he finds the act itself so mysterious that he is paralyzed by the mere thought of it, hiring a prostitute may have some therapeutic value. A man in that position is given the opportunity to learn that the sex act isn't some mythic thing. It reminds me of sexual surrogacy, where men are slowly coached through their insecurities and fears until they have they are comfortable enough with sex to have it in an authentic relationship. I have to imagine this is the scenario you're speaking of when you describe visiting a prostitute as being able to instill confidence.

However, not all older virgins are virgins because they lack confidence. Some of them, a minority of them, are virgins because women are disgusted by them. These are the men who were marked for the wizard life at birth by Nature herself. It isn't circumstance, or upbringing, or the shackles of neurosis that bind them. It's simply the fact they are radically undesirable.

And so what good could the latter group of virgins ever hope to derive from a prostitute? The sum of the experience would be paying a woman to restrain her urge to vomit as she submits to a monster's touch. I'm not entirely sure how an experience like that would inspire anything approaching confidence.

I can't help but recall something I once read about the men who visit sexual surrogates. A large number of them go through the therapy, are taught to lose their supposed inhibitions and so on. After this course of self-discovery, they have sex with the surrogate who has led them on this magnificent journey...and never have sex again. When all is said and done, they are just as undesirable as they were before.
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>>28799726
>tfw you can't open up to girls
>you're so hard to read anon
>I wasn't aure if you were a player or something

When I lost my virginity the chick cried and asked me if I was going to keep dating her.

I got dumped on valentines day by my first gf. I can't let myself open up and relinquish any control anymore.
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>>28793912
Being a normie should be a bannable offense, this boards desperately needs cleansing.
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>>28794056

>i don't like bragging
>the entire rest of your post

okay, lol. you're definitely NOT bragging. i doubt anybody wants your life
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>>28793855
I think the worst feeling is when you dream of kissing or anything erotical, your brain just goes 404 FILE NOT FOUND and often the dream just ends.
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>>28795246
I live in Lapland. Propably the cheapest way to get to a prostitute would be going to Estonia. I would estimate a trip like that would cost over 300 euros which I can't currently afford.
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>>28801704
You could fuck a reindeer. Or a qt saami.
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>>28801243
>Being a normie should be a bannable offense, this boards desperately needs cleansing.

I think that would do this board a grave disservice.

Consider how you will feel when you lose your virginity in a couple years time. Statistically speaking, you most likely will. That's the normal course of things, and only a few men are prohibited from it.

Yet suppose, after having been initiated into humanity, you still feel like you belong to this board. You grew up with it to a certain extent, walked through young adulthood lockstep with it. You find a certain degree of comfort here.

Now imagine some old ugly monster, a living, breathing, bleeding disaster like myself has decided you no longer have a place here, simply because you've experienced what the vast majority of people do. It's not a particularly nice prospect, is it?

So allow the normal young men and women to say what they will and contribute what they will. After all, chances are that you will become one of those normal young men in time. I see it all of the time. People posting about their first kiss, their first date, their first sexual experience. If this board was reserved for no one but things like myself, it would nearly fall silent. When the final tally is counted, there are very few monsters.

Hell is a very lonely place. I don't mind those that visit from time to time. And if they laugh while vacationing here, what of it? The real monsters here are already the lowest of the low. How could some idle laughter ever hope to bring us any lower? Not even Hell is infinitely deep.
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>>28801845
sometimes I feel as though I sabotage myself so I can keep posting here
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>>28801845
>Consider how you will feel when you lose your virginity in a couple years time. Statistically speaking, you most likely will. That's the normal course of things

Fucking normies, get out!
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>>28798070
only cameras set on long exposure can capture these shots. you wont see this shit even after you die.
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>>28802003
>Fucking normies, get out!

Truth is true regardless who speaks it. Even if the speaker in question is a wizard like myself. And, in the case of discussions like these, especially when spoken by a wizard like myself.

Now, typically I would assume the response was not directed to me. However, I'm very drunk tonight. Even drunker than usual. Substance abuse is typical of a wizard; something you'll find out for yourself if you happen to achieve my somewhat dubious achievement. Which, let's be honest with ourselves, you probably won't. So I'll indulge myself and assume that I was actually the target of that blurry, furious frog you posted.

Do you really think you can indict a satan, imp? Do you really assume I'm speaking of things I have no knowledge of? How old are you? How long have you lived as a wizard? Have you ever been clapped in chains, stripped, humiliated and placed under lock and key due to the extent of your sexual frustration? Has the state ever drugged you against your will to keep you tame? Because I have been subjected to all of these things.

Have you watched your best friends marry, have children while you waste away alone? Have you rocked their babies to sleep, watched those babies grow up into young children while knowing the hope of ever having children of your own is an impossible one? Because I have.

Have you ever comforted a friend who made an ass of himself as he cried publicly about being a virgin, despairing that no woman would ever want him, only to find him married a couple of years later? I have.

Know your place, serpent. There are dragons here.
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>>28801885
>sometimes I feel as though I sabotage myself so I can keep posting here

You know, I'm not entirely unsympathetic to this. There is something terrifying about being part of a community, and facing the very really possibility you will no longer be welcomed in it.

However, I do have to admit that I'm incredibly envious of anyone who has the opportunity to "sabotage" himself in the manner you've described.

When all is said and done, you may want to give some serious thought to the simple truth that "It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven" is meaningless when spoken by anyone who isn't actually damned. Trust me, however you serve in Heaven, languishing in Hell is even worse.
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>>28796205
It's not the most important part retard. It's just another aspect of life. It's like a good meal. It's nice, it can be shitty, and it's nothing to lose your mind over.
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>>28792672

>When I was 20 I thought it would happen any moment.
>Now it's 5 years later

thats exactly how it happens

you go to a few parties, you get too drunk and miss your chance because you pass out or are too dumb to catch the signals beyond making out with a girl

you start thinking a make out or a text is good enough or that you don't need it, so you avoid the chances and protect your ego through self-sabotage by doing drugs or vidya, as time continues moving on and the weekends turn into fap and 4chan nights or movie nights alone or with your roomates.

You keep thinking "im ok looking, im not a complete sperg, itll happen, the less I look like I care the more desirable I am after all" when in reality the only way to lose your virginity is to care enough to press a girl to agree to bone you unless you're a chad and the girls just flock to you drunk or sober, which lets be honest, just doesn't happen to guys who haven't lost their virginity by their 20s.

eventually, you graduate college, you start working or you become a NEET, and you discover that most of the girls you thought would always be there are now in relationships and getting married, and all that's left after the mid 20s are the damaged goods and the diamonds in the rough.

Eventually you try but get discouraged by how experienced the women are in your age bracket compared to you, you fear you'll make a fool out of yourself or be embarrassed, so to protect your ego you set yourself up for failure by not even trying or questioning society in general for allowing you to reach this point and then, one day, you wake up and discover your youth has passed you by, and you now can see your own mana pouring from your finger tips, and have knowledge of dark and terrible magicks...
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>>28801553
god damn it every time
how do people even have wet dreams
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>>28805367

They have sex so they know how it feels
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