>be autistic britfag >In first year of secondary school
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>be autistic britfag
>In first year of secondary school
>Play Street Fighter 2 turbo on phone
>About to beat m bison
>Local Chad slaps phone out of hands
>"Playing your baby games again, anon?"
>Run full speed at him and deliver hardest uppercut I can while yelling
>SHORYUKEN!!!
>Knocks Chad into computer trolley
>Trolley knocked over, Chad knocked on top
Mfw I never got apprehended BC everybody was too scared of me to rat me out
Mfw get called Ryu for rest of year
>not cancelling a low kick into shoryuken
Do you even combo?
I want this to be real
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>ywn tatsumaki chad out of existence
why live?
>>28792280
>Mfw get called Ryu for rest of year
Holy shit, that's amazing
>>28792280
>not channeling your inner street fighter and pulling off a hadouken
>yfw it's easier to shoryuken irl than on a touchscreen