How come you don't go swimming with your girlfriend, /r9k/ ?
Feels good
>>28791697
Drown her.
>>28791697
I don't know how to swim.
Sadly, this isn't original, it seems.
>>28791697
well, for one i dont have a gf.
two, i damn sure wont take my shirt off in public
>>28791697
>ha ha. its the, look i have a mustache
meme
>>28792578
>don't know how to swim
Literally every mammal, even sloths, can swim. What are you, black?
>>28791697
I see this woman posted on multiple boards.
Is OP some weeb lying about a "gf", or is he some little dude that is bragging about scoring his first whore? Not sure, but I'm tired of these threads coming up on my screen.
>>28792677
I wish I could score a whore, just once.
>>28792641
No, I had a fear of water until age 12 (when I had my first class). Even then, I failed level 2 of my class. I can do front and back crawls but I'll always end up inhaling water. I also cannot swim the length of a pool, atleast because the deep part would make me panic.
>>28792730
JUSTbe urself :^)
blox
>>28791697
>Swimming in a pool that's less water, and more piss, shit, saliva, used band-aids, hair, bodily fluids, and who knows what else
no u
>>28791697
because she doesnt want me back
I swim and I don't have a girl
