Why aren't you and your best friend taking turns dressing up as girls and fucking each others' boi puccis like a robber shaking a purse from the weak, futile clutches of an elderly woman? It'd be so much easier than dealing with real women and you get all the fuck you want followed by vidya or pizza or some shit.
>Oh no my bait thread failed so lets repost it again
Here a reply for trying it!
>>28791689
>taking turns
Versfags need to die already. Pick a role and stick to it.
My friends and I would be butt-ugly as girls.
I really want to lose my virginity to another robot, crossdresser or not
>>28791718
Just wondering why robots don't do this
>>28791718
Naisu laisu
>>28791818
You should let another robot dress you up like his waifu and fuck your boi pucci until it looks like a Boston creme donut with a bite out of it.
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>>28791992
Sounds good
I would fuck almost anyone as long as they were about my age, not morbidly obese and hygienic desu
>>28792169
I would dress you like Rei and smash your ass so hard you can't even collect your neetbux desu
>>28791689
I don't have friends but even a degenerate thing like that would be better than my current life.
WTB time machine so I can be a slutty tranny and have a slutty tranny friend to sex with.
who is that qt 3.14 in the pic. i might have a new waifu
>>28791689
>Why aren't you and your best friend taking turns dressing up as girls and fucking each others' boi puccis
I really wish I had something like this.
>>28792378
Ash from Pokemon crossdressing to get into the Celadon City Gym after pissing off Erika and being banned from there
desu i want to try to flirt with my irl friend by crossdressing and sending him pics from another account
>>28792449
I'm tellin ya brobot, this is the future. Fucks with friends is better than dealing with bitches,
>>28793503
I want to get super lewd with one of my friends until he can't take it any more and forces himself upon me!
>>28793503
>>28793571
Sure wish I knew either of you girly lads
>>28793676
i could still post some pics >.>
>>28793748
Let's see that girly ass
>>28793748
Well, that didn't take much.
>>28791689
this was my first memory of pokemon, during the epilepsy reports before the show ever aired in america they had a clip of this episode with Ash getting shocked by Pikachu and his disguise getting ruined. I remember thinking it was the most bizarre thing even at the age of 4. The funniest part is it wasn't from the epilepsy episode so it was just there to freak people out which it did.
>>28793748
Show us how cute and lewd you are!
>>28793793
>>28793966
heres my cat onesie >~>
>>28794070
Adorable! Do you have a tail?
>>28794070
I would make you wear that oneside while I jettison my cum inside your ass like the underpaid Indians mass producing Dunkin Donuts and squeezing the tubes of jelly into said Donuts.
And smack your ass till you tell me you're my bitch.
>>28794127
yes ^^'
>>28794148
i think i would like that anon >.>
I need my cock sucked, and I'm willing to suck in return.
>>28794312
Feel free to post more, I wanna jerk it to your lewd little bitch ass, anon.
>>28794312
Post your cute butt with the tail!
>>28794407
h-heres some butt
Anyone else have a ton of sexual tension with their best friend when growing up in their teens? There were times when you could cut the tension between us like a knife. Tons of sexual innuendos and flirting, but we never actually never did anything.
>tfw you'll never screw around with your best friend in your teens ever again
>>28794479
Fucking dang, would love to grab you by the hips and pound away at that ass, anon. Super hard for you.
>>28794479
Your hips are so nice! I wanna wrap my arms around them while we cuddle!
>>28794550
Somewhat. If he looked more feminine I'd have made a move.
>>28794596
We were both masculine and have known each other since we were 6. There was one time where he was lying on a bed just giving me this look, but I was too afraid to make a move.
>>28794571
t-thats mucho lewdo
>>28794590
thats so sweet thanks >~<
>>28794793
I'll be sweet and romantic and shit too, but only after I make you explode like Shinji does to an Angel.
>>28794848
t-that would be nice anon
>tfw never get any attention because I'm not a slutty trap
I wonder if this is how real girls feel...
>>28795995
It's not slutty to cuddle with your friends.
>>28796041
Cuddling can't be slutty, no matter how lewd it gets!
>>28795995
The very idea of wanting attention is going down the road of sluttiness. Keep your resolve and don't turn into that. We already have enough sluts on here.
>>28796041
>>28796092
Cuddling anyone other than your bf is slutty and lewd.
>>28796041
Yes please
>>28796092
No thank you sorry I prefer to be cute and pure and I want to save my virginityAnd I'm scared
>>28796173
You don't lose your virginity from cuddling! There's nothing cuter than climbing into a big comfy bed with another boy and keeping each other warm!
>>28796212
As long as it's not lewd okay?! Just cute friend stuff...
>>28796491
Sure! There might be a bit of playful groping but other than that it's just comfy times together!
>>28796516
This sounds dangerous...
What does 'playful gropping' entail?
>>28796838
Oh there's no danger to it! It means like me grabbing your butt when I pull you right next to me so we can get warmer! Just playful friendly stuff like that!
>>28796905
M-My butt is reserved for my (currently nonexistent) boyfriend!
>>28797428
It's just some playful touching is all! You'd rather me touch another part of you then~?
>>28791689
>taking turns
No way, I want to dress up as a girl and get fucked the whole time
>>28797883
Stay back vile succubus!
Cuteness and purity is the light!
>>28791689
>im-fucking-plying I have friends
I'd drain ten cocks a night if someone would just be nice to me and play vidya sometimes
>>28798245
This is exactly what I feel.
Want to be friends?
>>28799346
I dunno anon, I'm not very reliable as a friend
I just want a bf or fuckbuddy, anything physical
>>28799912
You don't have to do anything or be that reliable.
>>28800243
Okay then we're friends
>>28800444
good, good...
now you two, KISS
>>28800444
Trips of friendship
>>28800463
A kiss would be nice...
>>28800463
>>28800497
I'm only kissing anon if he wears something really cute!
